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The Battle for the Sandwich


how many fingers do you have  

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  1. 1. what color is your chair

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10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I knock you on the head with my foot. Forcefully. Because I can.

Then I give the Sandwich to Pineap.

Oh sick!

I throw the sandwich back down the hole. Forcefully. Because I can.

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13 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I fill the whole hole in with cement before pineap can get out trapping him down there

That’s brutal😨

I take the Sandwich off of the hook with my ExtendoArms, then I run away.

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34 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

That’s brutal😨

I take the Sandwich off of the hook with my ExtendoArms, then I run away.

Thank you

I go and hide horrified at what I have done

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2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

That’s brutal😨

I take the Sandwich off of the hook with my ExtendoArms, then I run away.

A mysterious third party hires a ranger to track down Vyzkel, who succeeds. The ranger draws, aims, and fires an arrow, skewering the sandwich onto a nearby tree.

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The ranger follows gracefully through the trees...only to grab a rotten branch, break his neck on the lower limbs, and land dead on Vyzkel. A bird proceeds to defecate on the corpse, adding insult to injury.

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