Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 A person named Me now has absolute power, and uses that power to steal the Sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehy he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 The gods (bribed by me) smite Me and wipe them out of existence, and give me the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I, having legally changed my name to "me", graciously accept the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 (edited) The Feruchemist, well and truly baffled at these games, taps every bit of aluminum he has stored to be certain of his own identity. The resulting functionally unconfirmed influx of Investiture wipes the Feruchemist off the face of the planet, to preserve canonical integrity. The Third Party, well and truly baffled by now, send one of their best agents: a ChayShan practitioner. Somewhat predictably, he faces a similar fate. So the Third Party just pays a random kid to go steal the sandwich. Which he does. Edited August 13 by Longshot97 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I accuse the third party of using cheats, and he gets kicked from the server. I also push Living Glass into the path of an oncoming train (I’m still not completely sane). It’s either Thomas The Tank Engine, the Little Engine Who Could, or a London Underground gone horribly off course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 The Sandwich drops into my hand as the random boy just poofs out of existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I clap my hands and swap places with you before the sandwich touches your hand, then hide myself in a small room inside a cliff and place the sandwich on a pedestal outside, and wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 (edited) The Third Party decides to enlist an Awakener, who sends a Lifeless squirrel over to steal the sandwich, all the while congratulating herself on how original her ideas are. Edited August 13 by Longshot97 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 27 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: I clap my hands and swap places with you before the sandwich touches your hand, then hide myself in a small room inside a cliff and place the sandwich on a pedestal outside, and wait. *gasp* was that a JJK reference?! I wonder where the first and second party went as I take the Sandwich and jump off the cliff(with a parachute of course). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longshot97 he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 The Awakener feels the sudden urge to recount the history of the mysterious Third Party, particularly of its long and arduous battle against the First and Second Parties, only to emerge triumphant against all odds. Shaking off that particular urge, she jumps off the cliff in pursuit of the Sandwich, trusting in her Awakened tunic to break her fall. She uncoils a rope, commanding it to grab the Sandwich as she plummets past the parachuting target. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 (edited) It was! I clap my hands again and swap places with the sandwich, then knock out Vyzkel, jump out of his pocket (don’t ask how I fit in there), and climb back to the cave, where I grab the sandwich. Also I did just confirm that the sandwich has cursed energy. Edited August 13 by WhyEverNot_8 Fixing stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: where I grab the sandwich. -And then immediately drop it. I pick up the sandwich and teleport to Mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 You die because you can't breath. I teleport to mars with some stormlight, so I don't need to breath, and take the sandwich from your corpse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I revive myself with a fabrial just in time and stabby stab at Unintelligenius and rightfully reclaim the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I take a shower. It feels nice, and I take a moment to mourn my loss of continuous hot water. I draw the Sandwich into existence on my computer, where it suddenly appears from Mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 (edited) After stabbing me, Doomslug dies again because she still can't breath. I lash myself to earth, smash through the Living Glass' roof, steal the sandwich, and fly to the moon. Edited August 13 by Unintelligenius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I am drawn with the sandwich, and I use Glass's computer as a portal to earth before I die. the computer melts because of the overload and I steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 7 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: I am drawn with the sandwich, and I use Glass's computer as a portal to earth before I die. the computer melts because of the overload and I steal the sandwich. *bubbling electronic noises* You hear someone distantly scream, "Nooooooooooooooooooo-!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: You hear someone distantly scream, "Nooooooooooooooooooo-!" That’s me. My I just found out that road bikers are still considered humans. I use a mountain bike to chase down Doomslug and steal the Sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I break your mountain bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I take the Sandwich from Pineap-Spider, who is now on the ground, and run away to Neverland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I break Neverland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I put it back together and rename it Alwaysland, then I steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 The sandwich is mine!!!!!!! I shout, running after Unintelligenius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I slap everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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