The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel he/he]

I slap you back.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I say "ouch".

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I slap Vyz

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I slap the Sandwich .

[Vyzkel he/he]

I take the slapped Sandwich and run away, if you look hard enough you’ll see a hand print on my cheek.

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

I slap myself, then slap Vyz harder so that the hand print is easier to see.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I give Vyz a glove so he can slap Glass. Then I slap Vyz with another glove and steal the sandwich 

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

I steal the glove before Vyz can slap me, slap Pineap with it, and then burn both the glove and Vyz to ashes.

Edited August 14 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel he/he]

I use all of the stored up storm light to keep myself alive, I fake my own death and hide away, waiting for the right moment.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I slap Glass with my glove and then burn it. I take the sandwich home to grab some chips 

[strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game)]

I throw the chips at you like throwing stars.. they do absolutely nothing 

Edited August 15 by strmblsd

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I throw throwing stars at Pineap like chips then steal the sandwich.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I eat the chips like throwing stars, and I eat the throwing stars like chips, and then I go and get some water because those were salty.

[Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan]

I dodge all the things, then take the sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I dodge the Sandwich, then take all the things

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I fail to dodge everything but still get the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel he/he]

My hiding ends as I spring up from nowhere and grab the Sandwich, cackling as I run away.

[SPECTRE120]

I jump out of a blimp passing by and parachute down, grabbing the sandwich on my way.

[strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game)]

I shoot the blimp and pop it like a really big balloon!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I watch in awe as the blimp is blown up then shoot down Spectre's parachute and swipe the sandwich before swimming to the bottom of the ocean.

[Vyzkel he/he]

Where I’m waiting, I take the Sandwich and swim back up to the surface, where I swim to Tokyo. 

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

I blow up Tokyo, yet everyone is unharmed.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I also blow up a Japanese city. Two, even. Then I look at the calendar while eating a sandwich. "Ah, good old 1945."

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

I also blow up a Japanese city. Two, even. Then I look at the calendar while eating a sandwich. "Ah, good old 1945."

Tokyo surrenders, naturally, and part of the surrender terms is the sandwich. They agreed, and give Rye the sandwich.

menwhile, I make all of my puppet countries communist and develop my own nukes, ruining relations with Rye.

[Vyzkel he/he]

*cue Mission Impossible music*

I sneak into wherever Rye is and steal the Sandwich, I also leave behind a note saying, “seeya suckas.”