The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game)]

I watch the bananas with a longing expression on my face

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

I notice this and give you a banana.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I freely hand out bananas to all who want them.

[Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo]

On 9/16/2024 at 8:50 PM, The H said:

I lower my hood, then ask Doomslug if she seeks answers to the question that is the Sandwich.

(if you say yes, you are the cult's second member. If not... *cracks knuckles*)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIII GGGUUESSSS CAN I BE LIKE LEADERISH CO LEADER WHATEVER?

[Vyzkel he/he]

I take a banana which secretly has the Sandwich in it, I thank Unintelligenius and walk away nonchalantly.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I steal the banana that has the Sandwich in it. Nonchalantly.

[strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game)]

I eat a banananana as good as I can with all the bubble wrap on

[Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo]

I congratulate Strmblsd for discovering a new type of fruit. I question why he couldn't have come up with a better name though.

[Vyzkel he/he]

It’s just a really big banana, so it deserves more na’s.

I nonchalantly grapple PianoSavant to the ground and take the Sandwich out of the banana.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I nonchalantly kick you in the shins and steal the Sandwich back, then nonchalantly run away.

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

I nonchalantly cock a rifle and just stand there. Nonchalantly, of course.

Edited 13 hours ago by Through The Living Glass

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I nonchalantly throw a grenade at PianoSavants feet.

[The H]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Nonchalantly, of course.

Of course.

I start stirring something in my cauldron. It begins to bubble. I pull out a long strand of my hair and put it into the cauldron. Now, it's just about getting five different people's hair now.

All nonchalantly, obviously.

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

I nonchalantly ask you what the potion does.

[The H]

I nonchalantly tell you that it's a secret and you have to come within an arm's reach of my scissors. For no reason whatsoever. 

Edited 10 hours ago by The H

[Vyzkel he/he]

I nonchalantly yell grenade in the most monotone voice possible.

[PianoSavant she/her]

12 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I nonchalantly throw a grenade at PianoSavants feet.

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

I nonchalantly yell grenade in the most monotone voice possible.

I nonchalantly take cover from the grenade.

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

I also nonchalantly take cover from the grenade, but not before I nonchalantly break Piano's scissors.