The Battle for the Sandwich

[PianoSavant she/her]

I try beheading the Sandwich, assuming that is what “it” is. The Sandwich can’t be harmed, of course, and it takes me several minutes to realize that the Sandwich doesn’t actually have a head.

[Vyzkel he/he]

I facepalm.

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

I watch all this with interest.

*popcorn-filled interest*

[SpiritOfWrath]

I lose interest in the The Sandwich, and viciously attack Vyz for his insult. I grow a third arm (separate from the other four) and use it to grab some popcorn. 

[Through The Living Glass She/Her]

40 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I lose interest in the The Sandwich, and viciously attack Vyz for his insult. I grow a third arm (separate from the other four) and use it to grab some popcorn. 

But it was all a dream... (you need to bold your posts)

I sneeze.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I hand you a tissue.

[Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I shout a horrible shout, then tear the bolt out of my forehead. I grow a third eye where it hit, and zip downwards, impaling doomslug with my wings and slobbering all over doomslug. I take the sandwich, and on my way out claw Unintelligible.

Dude that's gross

I gasp in horror at seeing Wrath try to attack poor Doomslug. What kind of evil creature would try to attack the best taynix ever?!?!? And try to slobber all over her too!! Luckily, being a hyperslug, she escapes in time.

[SpiritOfWrath]

O oops. 
I emulate my dreams.