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The Battle for the Sandwich


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  1. 1. what color is your chair

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    • microwave
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13 hours ago, The H said:

He's one of us!

I bring two buckets of popcorn, offering one to @Unintelligenius.

I gladly accept the popcorn as I settle into a comfortable recliner chair and watch the events unfold before my very eyes. I also offer a comfortable recliner chair to @The H.

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I give an unholy screech and unleash the Attack upon @PianoSavant. A swarm of cockroaches, bats, and other flying animals (some unseen by any human before) grow from my back, disconnecting and going for @PianoSavant. They surround her, taking the Sandwich and placing it safely back in the Stronghold of the Cult of the Sandwich. (SCS for short)

This is much better than cancer.

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29 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I give an unholy screech and unleash the Attack upon @PianoSavant. A swarm of cockroaches, bats, and other flying animals (some unseen by any human before) grow from my back, disconnecting and going for @PianoSavant. They surround him, taking the Sandwich and placing it safely back in the Stronghold of the Cult of the Sandwich. (SCS for short)

This is much better than cancer.

(:) I’m a her)

I run even faster, even though I lost the Sandwich.

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5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

"Join us Vyz. We, of the Cult, are stronger the more numerous we are."

"Listen, Wrath is a bit overzealous about this, and for the sake of your safety, I ask you to not offend him and just join."

(We have sleepovers and tea parties once a month, just join)

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7 minutes ago, The H said:

"Listen, Wrath is a bit overzealous about this, and for the sake of your safety, I ask you to not offend him and just join."

(We have sleepovers and tea parties once a month, just join)

I punch Vyz and say "Neverrrrrrr"

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hey guys. I just opened the Social Groups, Clans and Guilds tab. First two results. The Chosen Sandwich™️ Finders and The Cult of the Sandwich. The former has been going on for a whole year. How did I not notice these?? What have I created with this accursed game, this horrible war. anyways

14 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I stop for second to say, “nah, not my style,” then I swipe the Sandwich out of your hands.

A cartoonish cloud of dust appears, covering your view. While you can't see, I swap the Sandwich with a loaf of bread cut exactly to the proportions of the Sandwich and leave it in your hands.
Then I run into the bi-yearly World Sandwich Expo and get lost in the crowd.

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