Mr. Misting he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 ME. I will know. Dah Dah Dah!!! I give lunch money to Important Questions so that when I proceed to beat him to a pulp I can do it all proper and such. I shake you down for both sandwiches, your lunch money and that snazzy ankle barb. It's confirmed, bullying important questions is fun. I then use the lunch money as a down payment for 8 private jets. These jets are used as decoys as I ride away in a sketchy uber. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 8 hours ago, Mr. Misting said: ME. I will know. Dah Dah Dah!!! "But you fell for my trap. The sketchy uber driver was my servant! You might not have ever had the real sandwich. The driver takes his hands of the wheel and shoots you in the foot so you yell in pain and drop the sandwiches and your identification and passport. He takes them and gives them back to me after dumping you out of the car 30 miles away." 8 hours ago, Mr. Misting said: I then use the lunch money as a down payment for 8 private jets. These jets are used as decoys as I ride away in a sketchy uber. "What kind of lunch did you expect me to get?!!!!! That's a lot of lunch money, if you can buy 8 private jets." Having kept some of the lunch money, and having Mr. Misting's identification and passport, I change my appearance to look exactly like him, hop on one of his 8 private jets and take of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) Crap, now Important questions is very extremely handsome! This cannot stand. After hobbling to a small town I use the rest of the lunch money to use a pay phone. I call up my good buddy Thanos and he comes and (ironically) avenges me. One fight scene later the jets lay in ruin and Thanos has procured the sandwich for me. Edited November 17, 2022 by Mr. Misting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Satisfied that Questions is being dealt with, I begin plotting how I will steal the sandwich from a hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 The answer is quite simple I take a tall black hat, a wand and I pull the sandwich out of the hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 And now I don’t have to steal the sandwich from a hat. While the Wizard is bowing, I snatch the sandwich and dash away into a sandwich factory! How will you find the real sandwich now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) "You fool! Your thug took the wrong sandwich," I yell at Mr. Misting. You have destroyed the real sandwich! It is gone! Unless... I know!" *Faint wisps of steam come off my body. Suddenly, the continium breaks again as I duplicate my soul and use the duplicated soul to pay for the power to reach into non-reality through a continium crack and bring the sandwich, fully restored, back into reality. As the duplicate soul dissapears, continium fixes and everything is okay.* "You're welcome world. I have saved the sandwich. Can you stop bullying me now? Please?" P.S. Mr. Misting, I'm still "very extremely handsome". I always was, you just saw my platypus disguise. My true appearance makes everyone love me and adore me too much. If you've read DragonWatch, it is like (Spoiler for book five) Spoiler Nadia the dragon slayer Edited November 17, 2022 by ImportantQuestions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 I throw an axolotl at Questions, distracting him so that I can steal the real sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 I laugh at Important Questions, "You fool! You have stolen my identity and the jets have been destroyed. But, the lunch money was only a down payment and now you are in crippling debt! HAHA!" While Important Questions is wallowing in bad credit I set my sights on Nameless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 I pull a Wax and shoot your sights with my pistol, then trip you as I run for the hills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 I pull a Wayne and follow along, then trade the sandwich for a pickle and a dirty handkerchief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 "I didn't buy the jet bucko, I only used it by hijacking it. Plus I used your identity, so it's your crippling debt and bad credit and the police are on their way to arrest you for hijacking a plane." I shrug of my illusionary disguise of Mr. Misting and pull a Gandalf after teleporting before ya'll and stop you all in your tracks with a, "You shall not pass!" I then take the pickle and eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 After running past Aes and taking the sandwich, I pull a muscle and fall on the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 I'm nice and push the muscle so it fixes. Reverse operations!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Meanwhile, I still have the sandwich in my Sandwich Lab, because ImportantQuestions NEVER SAID THAT THEY STOLE IT FROM ME! All of you have been fighting over the sawdust duplicates all along! I holographically appear in front of all of you to make a 'You Fools!' speech. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Just now, NerdyAarakocra said: Meanwhile, I still have the sandwich in my Sandwich Lab, because ImportantQuestions NEVER SAID THAT THEY STOLE IT FROM ME! All of you have been fighting over the sawdust duplicates all along! I holographically appear in front of all of you to make a 'You Fools!' speech. Why did you tell them? That was really funny watching them, knowing they didn't know that. We had a good thing going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Just now, ImportantQuestions said: Why did you tell them? That was really funny watching them, knowing they didn't know that. We had a good thing going. "Well, I wanted to make a 'You Fools' speech. It's really quite fun, you should try it. I know of a plucky band of protagonists for you to try it on." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) While everyone is distracted by Aarakocra's speech, I sneak into the Sandwich Lab and steal the sandwich! I place it in a Ziploc(squeezing the air out first) and drop it in the ocean, watching in satisfaction as it sinks. Edited November 17, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 How dare you? I am no protagonist! In fact, I’m such a side character that I cut open the ziploc and watch as the sandwich gets soggy and loses all flavor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) I fish the sandwich out and toast it. This somehow counteracts the moisture and it returns back to it's normal self. Edited November 17, 2022 by AltonicKeys Ninjag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) I knock AltonicKeys out with my kookido skills and steal the sandwich. Edited November 17, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 I try out a "You Fools" speech and love it. "I want a different sandwich. I don't want a toasted sandwich. Are you in the ocean now? 'Cause I control the ocean and you never said you left." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 "Excuse me sir, due to the Sol system section three 'bodies of water' treaty/agreement of 1992, I own the oceans. The Sovereign state of Post-Russian Federation Kamchatka was transferred to you as compensation." (Nerd emojis) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 "I don't own the ocean, I control all waters which is my right as the last immortal platypus. But you are right that the Sovereign state of Post-Russian Federation Kamchatka was transferred to me as compensation, along with all the lakes within US boundaries. You can own them, I just control them. I simply wanted to know if they were still in the ocean so I could steal the sandwich." (Lots and lots and lots of nerd emojis) "Oh, @Sequence, do you want to hear a great idea to get the sandwich and then share it? I have a great idea. We'll split it 55% to you, 45% to me. Sound agreeable?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 "Hmm... throw in what's left of Poland and you have a deal." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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