Immortal Platypus Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 I decide I don't want to deal with this and leave. With the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 I whack you with a quarterstaff and take the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 I yell at you that you were rude. In shame, you give me the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 (The Caterpillar and the Snail are still hiding inside the sandwich) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 I don't care, and I look to see that no one else is there. There isn't so I whisper, "Do you want to have lunch?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 25, 2023 Report Share Posted August 25, 2023 I accept the offer, happily munching on some delicious chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 25, 2023 Report Share Posted August 25, 2023 The snail and the caterpillar also accept your offer and begin sharing Nameless’ chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 27, 2023 Report Share Posted August 27, 2023 I briefly wonder where Nameless came from before deciding I don't care and pull out a second sandwich and start eating it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 I spill a bunch of ice cubes around the spot you were eating lunch, you slip and fall, letting me take the sandwich to tcspf HQ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 I take the sandwich from tcspf HQ because I have access, despite not being a member, because I have connections within the organization. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 I don't know what tcspf is, and I finish my lunch. Then I wonder who put the decoy in tcspf headquarters. I know it's a decoy because I have the sandwich. the post that took it from me wasn't bold so it wasn't canon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 I tell Platypus that tcspf is The Chosen Sandwich Person Finders, and then I take the sandwich and all the decoy sandwiches. I also make a law banning sandwiches unless you're me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 After you finish making the law, the Caterpillar and Snail unmake the law from their court inside the sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 I take advantage of this to summon thirty-seven sandwiches and throw them at everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said: I tell Platypus that tcspf is The Chosen Sandwich Person Finders, and then I take the sandwich and all the decoy sandwiches. I also make a law banning sandwiches unless you're me. Knowing such a law would never stand in court, but not knowing that the Caterpillar beat him to it, he challenges the law. During the trial, he steals the sandwich. 50 minutes ago, Nameless* said: I take advantage of this to summon thirty-seven sandwiches and throw them at everyone. I take the fake sandwich and put it where Elan had the real sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 I sit in my rocking chair, scheming as I pet my goldfish’s bowl because I don’t have a cat. It comes to me in a vision, an invention I am to create forms in my mind. I drive to Home Depot and build the most elaborate contraption that is a fool proof to getting me the sandwich. I place it outside of the front door to blow the front door open to retrieve the sandwich but just as I’m about to press the button the door opens, unlocked. “HUH?!” I hit my head on the doorway on my way in but I steal the sandwich and run with it off into the distance, tripping occasionally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 I just stand there dumbfounded, staring at the contraption. I set it to reverse and the implosion pulls the sandwich back into my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 I intercept the sandwich and escape with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 The snail gets motion sick and vomits over the side of the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 (edited) I steal the sandwich, and then throw it here: This Place Now the snail is there @Edema Ruh Edited August 30, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: I steal the sandwich, and then throw it here: This Place Now the snail is there @Edema Ruh You fish. the snail does not have the conscious thought to notice where it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: This Place I don't trust links, they're too often rick-rolls. I stop the sandwich before it can arrive. the snail kept flying into there though Edited August 30, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 i pull the sandwich out of a multidimensional hole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 I pull the sandwich into a multidimensional hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 We play tug of war with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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