Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 12 hours ago, AltonicKeys said: I poke your eyes. "Rule number two: The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced." I snap, and all sandwiches disappear but one. Is it the same sandwich as before? Is it a new one? We may never know. I poke you in your eyes back, but then decide to follow the rules. I then take the sandwich off Raven’s unconscious body and run off with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 You trip on a inconspicuous wire (tee hee) and I grab the Sandwich out of the air as it sails from your hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 The sandwich slides out of your hands and I pick it up off the floor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 I do a cool karate kick and hit you in the face, grabbing the Sandwich from your hands and throwing down a smoke bomb. I am very proud of my ninja skills! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 i bump into you and somehow manage to take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 (edited) I fall to my knees and burst into tears. The Sandwich leaves your hands and rolls over to me out of pity. Edited September 1, 2023 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 The sandwich is sandwich shaped and doesn't roll very well. It is thus very slow, and I pick it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 I steal it from you and throw it to @Sequence, who has such good ninja skills he has to be the chosen sandwich person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 As there is no true chosen sandwich person, I give Sequence a fake sandwich, pretending i felt bad for my treatment, and I take the real one, pretending it is fake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 I eat the fake one, then gag. I glare at Platypus as I realize who has the real one. I leap at them, my arms outstretched reaching for the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, Sequence said: I eat the fake one, then gag. I glare at Platypus as I realize who has the real one. I leap at them, my arms outstretched reaching for the sandwich. I stumble back. "Elan has the sandwich!" He doesn't, but Sequence doesn't need to know that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 i steal it from elan. im still asleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: I stumble back. "Elan has the sandwich!" He doesn't, but Sequence doesn't need to know that. I glare at platypus and then take the sandwich from him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 I hack into the universe's source code and rewrite it to change the position of every sandwich to my personal vault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, Nameless* said: I hack into the universe's source code and rewrite it to change the position of every sandwich to my personal vault. I take that vault and hide it on neptune guarded by the death star. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 Fortunately the only way into my personal vault is by teleportation, and I have the only valid teleportation key. I teleport into my vault and begin eating my way through every sandwich in the universe, seeking the one perfect sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 Being extremely smart with my shapeshifting skills, I had transformed myself into a Sandwich prior to Nameless' hacking. I returned to my normal form on the other side of the vault and begin to do the same, searching for the distinctive allure of the perfect Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 i somehow end up in the vault and by chance bump into the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 Platypus knocks on the door and pretends to be a water delivery guy. After getting thirst from eating so many sandwiches, you open the vault and I walk in. I knock all of you out and take the real sandwich, which was right in between your three unconscious bodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 The sandwich is kindly returned to me after some extensive blackmailing of platypus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 I blackmail your blackmailing and get the sandwich back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 But the snail blackmails you blackmailing their blackmailing! The snail obtains the sandwich, and gives it to the caterpillar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted September 2, 2023 Report Share Posted September 2, 2023 I take it from the caterpillar and knock it out by reminding it that it’s losing the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 I theftify the sandwich back to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 29 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: I theftify the sandwich back to me But ultimately due to the same blackmail you are forced to give it to me. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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