Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 It’s actually “The Batman.” Woah, it’s WoA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Actually, it's "WoA, it's Woah!" I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 No, he's gonna make a refuse you can't offer! Never gonna give you up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 "Up" is a gaseous element. You cant give someone a gaseus element, silly! It would be too heavy for them to carry! So if we cut all the wires instead of bickering over red and blue, the bomb will sing us a lullaby! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak he/him Posted December 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 you said "red and blue", but you are supposed to list colors in alphabetical order and capitalize them, this is basic English, why is this so hard to remember? Also, when software allows it its polite to color the colors the correct color, so to summarize, its "Blue and Red" not "red and blue" when you want to place emphasis on something you need to underline it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 No, you need to minimize it so it's easy to read. The center of the universe is obviously America, because we view ourselves as the most important beings of all time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) Do you mean America as in the US, or America as in the Americas? Because Brazil and Ecuador and Canada and Peru are all technically American countries... (Wait, this was incorrect corrections...) Pluto is a dwarf planet like Haumea, Makemake, Eris, Ceres, Sedna, and others. Edited December 4, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 No, it's obviously an asteroid because of it's name. Pluto was named after a dog, and dogs are too small to be considered planets, or even dwarf planets, so that means pluto is obviously an asteroid. Yellow is my favorite color! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 You were supposed to type "Yellow is mine favorite color!" It's mine, not my. English is a horrendous language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Incorrect! English is a tremendously horrendous language! *Slaps roof of car* This bad boy can fit so much vroom in him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) ninja'd! Edited December 4, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 It's ninjaed. Circles are cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 No, they're warm. Everyone knows that the circle naturally generates a lot of heat. The 1969 moon landing was real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Nonsense. Everyone knows there are human habitations on the moon since at least 1770. They just don't want us to know it. The images of Armstrong were actually filmed in the backyard of Stanley Kubrick's moon villa. You need water to live. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Only if you're a mammal. JFK was killed by time traveling communists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Most historians actually agree now that Napoleon and Leonardo da Vinci had a larger part in the plot than the communists. And many think that it had been Ramses the Great's idea all along. Planes are fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 No no NO! Honestly, you sound just like a hushlander. Planes are some of the oldest technology around. No one uses them anymore because they’re so storming slow. I have a soul. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) Nope! According to QUANTUM MECHANICS only dogs have souls. Protons. -- A haiku has five and then seven syllables then another five. Edited December 9, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Nope. As you proved in your first haiku, the second line has 8 syllables. And the other two have 18. Breathing is good for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 flatearth.definitelyreal.com says that if we all don't become breath-free by 2004, the world will stop being flat and the people that aren't at the North Pole will fall off. The color green causes cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 No, it's color blue who causes it. Proof: 100% of people who get cancer are under the sky, which is blue. Most of the time, at least. Brandon Sanderson writes fast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 *Bryan Sampson writes at a medium pace. autocorrect is so silly amirite the Rithmatists is Sampson's best work and NEEEEDS a sequel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Um, excuse me? The Rithmatist was written by Mark Twain in 1446 during the South American Revolution. But yeah, it does need a sequel. Written by Mark Twain. My dog is pretty cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Nope. My dog is cool. Two dogs cannot both be cool. - THE CAKE IS A LIE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 I would correct you but that's true. The Nazi's surrendered because Chuck Norris was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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