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The Plot to Murder Lord Ruler (SANTA!!!)


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2 hours ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

Silho laughs, throwing his head back and slapping his knee. After taking his sweet time guffawing, he addresses Mr. Misting.

"You, my good sir, are funny." He pauses. "And also rude"

Mr. Misting grunted. "Supreme idiocy brings out the worst in me."

12 minutes ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Telrao yelped and jumped backwards. "Wh- the wh- Talking LEGO bricks?"

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And here I was thinking my animated hat character was weird.

 

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1 minute ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

"That man over there is a hat. I don't think I'm that surprising."

"I..." Telrao knelt down in front of the bricks and gave them a 2x8 red brick. "I'm sorry. Just... a little nervous, that's all. Would you like a muffin? Or murder, ah, Santa?" She held out a LEGO muffin towards the bricks.

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

"I do not... ehm. Metabolize." The bricks took the lego muffin anyways. "But I am here to ask: this is the place for the... infil...tra...tion." They had to sound out each syllable carefully.

Telrao picked up the bricks and carried them over to the whiteboard, depositing them onto a small pedestal that had appeared there. "You would like to join the infiltration team? What are your skills?"

 

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1 hour ago, Ookla the Crow said:

Evalyn stood. "Telrao, I know you just said that we don't have the time for that reconnaissance mission at the Toy Maintenance Store.. but if you send me, there's plenty of time. I can get in, get intel, and get out. Fast."

@Ookla the Floofy

"Evalyn is right. We need good intel before we can go after Santa. I can go as backup, I used to be a thief after all."

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8 minutes ago, Ookla the Crow said:

Evalyn looked at the floating, talking hat. "How did that work?"

@Ookla the Kobold

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I don’t float. I just can’t move. I’m an animated top hat that has to be carried every where. If Evelyn wears me though, I can provide easy support via Elsecaller powers.

“It works through logically questionable backstory and magic.” 

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27 minutes ago, Ookla the Kobold said:

Mr. Misting scoffed, "You would get to wear me! I won't be a hindrance and can supply my extensive knowledge of Santa and his complexes."

"How stylish are you?" Evalyn said, reflexively taking the Glock out of it's holster on her side and fiddling with it.

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15 hours ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Telrao picked up the bricks and carried them over to the whiteboard, depositing them onto a small pedestal that had appeared there. "You would like to join the infiltration team? What are your skills?"

15 hours ago, Ookla the [Redacted] said:

"Me and my friends, yes. Trois. Ehm... three. Two others."

A knock came at the door.

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10 minutes ago, Ookla the Kobold said:

"I am very fashionable! I would only put my soul in the finest of top hats."

"Mhm..." Evalyn said, then turned to Telrao. "We have a whole week to prepare. Do we have your permission to do so?"

Not like I'll need it... Evalyn thought to herself.

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IT's AN INKLING :DDDDD

 

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13 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Insanity was so startled her hair turned a light shade of purple.

The inkling spoke. Her voice was muffled and gargled, like she was speaking through a mouthful of water. Even then the words she said weren’t intelligible in the slightest, coming out as a rough jumble of wobbly consonants.

Fortunately, she came with subtitles.

I like your hair! It’s pretty.

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