EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Post random shower thoughts, like: we eat pizza inside out the word Homeowner has the word Meow in it All countries are third-world, as Earth is the third world from the sun 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 hearing a song you like randomly is better than seeking it out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 I already said this somewhere, but just think. BABY CENTAURS. BABY CENTAURS!!!!! The human part can’t talk or move or even feed itself for YEARS, but the horse part can walk and run hours after it’s born. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 that's... terrifying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Yeah it occupied me like 3 sleepless nights in a row. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 im scared now :skull: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 OO Spoiler Poor moms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Retirement didn't exist until recently because nobody lived long enough for it to be necessary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 That reminds me of an xkcd. "Mammals like Peyton age according to..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 Tuesday is the furthest day from Monday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 To scorpions, lobsters are mermaids. To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed. I'm trying to think of things that I actually thought of in the shower...I usually have religious/spiritual realizations, existential crises, and ponderings on the nature of the universe and existence itself. I just can't remember any of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Volcanoes are just Earth pimples. Crabs must think that fish are flying. Neither of those is mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Can fish see air like we see water? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 3 hours ago, AonDoor said: Crabs must think that fish are flying. I LOVE THIS ONE Does this mean that birds are just swimming in air....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Is the s or the c silent in the word scent? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Birdwatching goes both ways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 If you drop soap, does the floor get clean or the soap get dirty? Puberty is just the polyjuice potion is slow mo: you get all lumpy then come out looking different. has anyone heard the bootstrap paradox? A man likes Mozart music and goes back in time to get him to sign his music. But when he gets there, Mozart doesn’t exist. Not wanting to deprive the world of such great music, he publishes it under the name Mozart. When he gets back to his time, the music is published. Who wrote Mozart’s music? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Just now, Ookla the Ta'veren said: has anyone heard the bootstrap paradox? A man likes Mozart music and goes back in time to get him to sign his music. But when he gets there, Mozart doesn’t exist. Not wanting to deprive the world of such great music, he publishes it under the name Mozart. When he gets back to his time, the music is published. Who wrote Mozart’s music? I LOVE THESE go watch Tenet. And play Ocarina of Time and take interesting note in where the Song of Storms comes from. And so many others. I want to write a book in which there's an organization that is aware of time travel, but these paradoxes keep popping up and they're trying to figure out where they come from. (Presumably from a being of a higher dimension...but I digress.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 They hurt my brain but they’re so cool, especially watching people debate about them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 here is something I watched yesterday. Spoiler it fits so well into this thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 18 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: here is something I watched yesterday. Hide contents it fits so well into this thread this is exactly what I had in mind for this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 The Alethi script is one big palindrome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 If you drive over bumpy road and you're bouncing up and down in your seat enough to cause your foot to bounce up and down on the gas pedal uncontrollably which causes the car to continue to drive bumpily once it has cleared the bumpy section which causes your foot to continue to bounce on the gas pedal... which is really causing the car to violently jerk forwards so choppily? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 I...uh...the road started it, so it's the road's fault? Every hollow chocolate bunny is carrying a pocket of air from another part of the world. Graveyards are the least likely place to be haunted because none of the dead people died there. If you eat something with a cheese filling, you become something with a cheese filling. Water is never yours, it's just your turn to drink it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting he/him Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 A tub is just a reverse boat. Why is right both the opposite of left and wrong? Why doesn't calling someone left means that they are incorrect? Why were we so lazy that we reused one word but made up a new one?! Frickin English, it is so weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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