Sharder Incorrect Quotes

[Frustration he/him]

17 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

'Can I copy the homework?'
Frustration: I can help you with it!

Can confirm.

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

This is hilarious, can someone put me in one?

Sure, I'll also add you as a side character in another one.

 

Frustration: Guys are we sure Stronmekiin isn't a demon?

Everyone: Why would you think that?

Frustration: No reason...

The 67th page of Stromenkiin's content: Hello.

Hopefully you can see that too.

 

I also like making fun of myself:

Stromenkiin: When does Shallan become Jasnah's Ward?

Frustration, without looking up: Eleven-seventy-three of the Vorin calendar, during Shash, which is the sixth month, so roughly three fifths of the way through the year.

Stromenkiin: I meant the chapter, I'm looking forward to it in my reread.

Frustration: Oh, Chapter eight, titled: Nearer the Flame.

 

White Iron when fighting the Wyvern, @Channelknight Fadran @The Bookwyrm

Spoiler

Fadran: I'm going to do a cool anime thing!

Bookwyrm: I'm going to make a massive star explosion!

Frustration: Hammer.

 

[danex he/him]

1 hour ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Danex: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda

it’s true! i would!

these are great lmao

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

I has more. This is fueling my procrastination...

Spoiler

Snail, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way. 

 

Wizard, texting Bookwyrm: I am a theif.

Bookwyrm: Thief.

Wizard: Theif.

Bookwyrm: I before E except after C.

Wizard: Thceif.

Bookwyrm: NO.

 

Bookwyrm: Truth or Dare?

Insa: Truth.

Bookwyrm: How many hours have you slept this week?

Insa:

Insa: Dare.

Bookwyrm: Go to sleep.

Insa: I don't like this game.

 

Insa: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? 

Bookwyrm: *crouches down* 

Ranryu: *kneels down* 

Wizard: *sits on the floor* 

Insa: 

Insa: I hate all of you.

@The Bookwyrm @Ranryu @The Wandering Wizard @TheGreatSnail

[Frustration he/him]

@dannnnnex @Channelknight Fadran @The Storming Stormfather

Dannnnnnnnnex: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Fadran: Dannnnex no.
Frustration: Mistlefoe.
Fadran: Please stop encouraging him.

 

Fadran: Dannnnex was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Dannnex: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Fadran: Dannnnnnnnnnnex, you ate a chair.

 

Dannnnnex, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Frustration, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Stormfather, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Fadran, trembling: What are we playing

 

@The Storming Stormfather @Szeth's Facepalm

Facepalm: Can't you do something about your superiority complex?

Stormfather: I am superior.

 

@NerdyAarakocra @Robin Sedai

Nerdy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Frustration: How am I supposed to know?
Robin: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Frustration: *sighs*                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Frustration: You wouldn't be trapped.

 

@UnfortunatelyNamed

UnfortunetlyNamed: You took everything from me.

Nameless: I don't even know who you are.

[danex he/him]

Just now, Frustration said:

Fadran, trembling: What are we playing

idk but i definitely won

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

6 minutes ago, dannnnnex said:

idk but i definitely won

Narset's Reversal.

[Medium he/they]

these

these are beautiful

[Wittles he/him]

7 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Hiya guys!! @Witless of Shinovar's latest SU inspired me to generate some quotes for sharders, and... they're pretty funny.

CalanoCorvus: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Szeth's Facepalm: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Elf: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Szeth's Facepalm: Good thinking.

CalanoCorvus: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Szeth's Facepalm: I don’t know how to do that.
Morningtide: I don’t wear a watch.
Elf: Time is a construct.

*Szeth's Facepalm is cooking*
Mornintide: Any chance that’s for me?
Szeth's Facepalm: It’s for CalanoCorvus. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Elf: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

^^^^^^^^^ me whenever i accidentally offer him things with gluten ;-;-;-;

Cinnamon: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Szeth's Facepalm: Have everyone stand.
Morningtide: Bring three more chairs!
CalanoCorvus: The most important ones can sit down.
Elf: Kill three.

^^^^^^ Elf i love this one sm

Cinnamon: Szeth's Facepalm and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Witless: *Sighing* What did Szeth's Facepalm do?
Cinnamon: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Szeth's Facepalm: Who wants a steering wheel?

^^^^ that one is just so... so... i don't understand it but i laughed for like 2 minutes

Cinnamon: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Szeth's Facepalm: The cow???
Cinnamon: What?
Morningtide: Facepalm, W H Y?

Cinnamon, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Szeth's Facepalm: You did WHAT–
Witless: William Snakepeare

ANYWAYYYYYY

These are pretty fun and everyone should make them. Please keep them not weird and clean :D  Here are a couple of generators:

https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

tagging everyone i used in the quotes: @CalanoCorvus @Elf @Morningtide @Cinnamon (aannnnd i already tagged Witless.)

*gasp* I feel so honored to have been the one to (kinda) start this

[Ranryu she/her]

Wizard: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Wizard: *sees Ranryu shoving Infiniteinsanity into the washing machine while Bookwyrm records and That1Cellist watches*
Wizard: *retreating* Something suddenly came up

Wizard: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
That1Cellist: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Bookwyrm: Three of us saw it, That1Cellist. How do you explain that?
That1Cellist: *points at Infiniteinsanity* Sleep deprivation. *points at Bookwyrm* Paranoia. *points at Ranryu* Delusional personality disorder.

Infiniteinsanity: That1Cellist is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
Ranryu: Yes.
Wizard: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
That1Cellist: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Ranryu: What truce?
Bookwyrm: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Infiniteinsanity: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice

@The Wandering Wizard @InfiniteInsanity @That1Cellist @The Bookwyrm

[Wittles he/him]

I love every single one of these

Spoiler

Witless: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited. 
Facepalm: "If" 
Shiny: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die. 

Witless: Facepalm, what do you have? 
Facepalm: A KNIFE! 
Witless: Okay, have fu- 
Shiny: NO! 

Ranryu: What are you two arguing about this time? 
Facepalm: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! 
Wizard: Cry me a table, Facepalm. 

Kajsa: It’s funny how well you and Witless get along. Didn’t they hate you at first? 
Facepalm: Witless hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people. 

Archie: You bought a taco? 
Kajsa: Yes. 
Archie: From the same truck that hit Facepalm?! 
Kajsa, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them. 

Witless: You can track Kajsa? 
Wizard: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I. 

Kajsa: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a. 
Facepalm: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. 
Witless: This post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules you. 

Okay, I'm done...For now

@Shining Silhouette @Szeth's Facepalm @Ranryu @The Wandering Wizard @Kajsa :) @The Aspiring Archivist

[danex he/him]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Narset's Reversal.

go fish

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 hour ago, dannnnnex said:

go fish

UNO!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

3 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

I has more. This is fueling my procrastination...

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Snail, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way. 

 

Wizard, texting Bookwyrm: I am a theif.

Bookwyrm: Thief.

Wizard: Theif.

Bookwyrm: I before E except after C.

Wizard: Thceif.

Bookwyrm: NO.

 

Bookwyrm: Truth or Dare?

Insa: Truth.

Bookwyrm: How many hours have you slept this week?

Insa:

Insa: Dare.

Bookwyrm: Go to sleep.

Insa: I don't like this game.

 

Insa: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? 

Bookwyrm: *crouches down* 

Ranryu: *kneels down* 

Wizard: *sits on the floor* 

Insa: 

Insa: I hate all of you.

@The Bookwyrm @Ranryu @The Wandering Wizard @TheGreatSnail

Beautiful.

[Wittles he/him]

I have more, because these are amazing and I felt like other people needed to see them

Spoiler

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread* 
Wizard: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 
Witless: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. 
Archie: if you want information it is 
Facepalm: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST? 

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* 
Archie: Rude. 
Kajsa: That's fair. 
Witless: Not again. 
Wizard: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? 

Wizard: Good night. 
Witless: Sleep tight. 
Shiny: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. 
Facepalm: Great, now Witless's crying. 

Ranryu: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. 
Witless: Weight loss? Drink water. 
Kajsa: Clear skin? Drink water. 
Wizard: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them. 

Wizard: You guys worried about Kajsa? 
Archie: Totally! 
Shiny: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" 
Wizard: And what'd you say? 
Shiny: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." 
Archie: 
Wizard: They're lucky to have you as a friend. 

Witless: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. 
Wizard: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. 
Ranryu: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? 
Shiny: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. 

Wizard: Is stabbing someone immoral? 
Shiny: Not if they consent to it. 
Witless: Depends on who your stabbing. 
Kajsa: YES??!!? 

@Ranryu @Szeth's Facepalm @The Wandering Wizard @Shining Silhouette @Kajsa :) @The Aspiring Archivist 

 

Edited February 17, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[Medium he/they]

Prepare to be blessed by me and @DoomslugLuna quotes. commentary by me, in italics

some of them tweaked by me for the sake of relationship

Spoiler

Luna: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Calano: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Luna: *gasps* whErE???!!!??

Yes. Just- yes.

Luna: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Calano: Fake?

Also just yes. I would find and use real skeletons. :]

Luna: Why do you hang out with me?
Calano: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Luna: …
Luna: I feel a bit sorry for you.

This sounds like something she has actually legitimately said to me.

Calano: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Luna?
Luna: …Not really.
Calano: Nothing?
Luna: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

All of these seem to be something that Luna would legit say, or has said. Because this is exactly the rant she would use.

Calano, holding an unconscious Luna: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

Oh no. Please don't be dead.

Luna: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Calano: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Swap who's saying what, then it's accurate.

Calano: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Luna: Nat 20 Charisma.
Calano: That is NOT how that works-

This would work no matter who's saying what. We both play DND and would both totally say this.

Calano: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Luna: We’re not friends. We're dating.
Calano, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

Our vibe exactly. Fight us. We'll win.

Calano I got us matching boyfriend/girlfriend bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.
Luna: These are handcuffs.
Calano: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

This again feels like a convo we have had.

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Luna: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Calano: Did they win?

Yes, Dadlano. Yes, he did.

Luna: You have Crayons?
Calano: Yes, I have—
Luna: You're— how old are you?
Calano: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Swap the roles in this one, and it literally probably happened about a month ago I'd wager. Or will happen soon.

Calano: Hey Luna, have you seen the photographer?
Luna: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Calano, confused: What?
Luna, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!

Again, something she would do/has done.

 

why are these all so accurate.

 

[Cash67 Where’s/Perry]

These are SO GOOD

Im adding a few….

Cinnamon: I think that sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super Cash?

Cash67: No. 

Cinnamon: I think I speak for Cash when I say that sounds super!

 

Corvus: Are you OK? You seem sad….

Cash67: *puts on sunglasses* I think you mean RAD

 

@Cinnamon@CalanoCorvus

 

 

(also I’m not opposed to being added in a few more…)

Edited February 17, 2023 by Cash67
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[Frustration he/him]

1 hour ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Witless: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. 

But, but....

That's not how cauterization works.

1 hour ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Calano: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Luna: Nat 20 Charisma.

Calano: That is NOT how that works-

 

This would work no matter who's saying what. We both play DND and would both totally say this

a nat 20 is only an automatic success on an attack roll.

 

@Cash67 based on my favorite interaction.

 

Frustration: *explains DND plan*

Cash: That's the evilest thing I have ever heard!

Cash: Make it worse.

Edited February 17, 2023 by Frustration

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

22 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Frustration: *explains DND plan*

Cash: That's the evilest thing I have ever heard!

Cash: Make it worse.

I remember that! How did that encounter go?

[Frustration he/him]

2 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I remember that! How did that encounter go?

We only got through two turns before we had to end the session, I'll make a big update when we finish the encounter.

[Cash67 Where’s/Perry]

36 minutes ago, Frustration said:

But, but....

That's not how cauterization works.

a nat 20 is only an automatic success on an attack roll.

 

@Cash67 based on my favorite interaction.

 

Frustration: *explains DND plan*

Cash: That's the evilest thing I have ever heard!

Cash: Make it worse.

Hehe this is basically me in any dnd setting

[Telrao she/her]

11 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

...Me thinking this was an actual occurrence and searching the shard for when I said that

I am DYING this is hysterical

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Silhouette: We need a distraction.
Cinnamon: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Shallan, whispering: My time has come

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Silhouette: Thanks fam!
Wiz: oh no
Telrao: *cries* I love you too
Archie: Sounds fake but okay
Kajsa: *A flustered mess*
Bookwyrm: can i get a refund

 

Cinnamon: How petty can you get?
Telrao: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

 

Silhouette: Listen, I can explain...
Cinnamon: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Shallan: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Wizard: You guys are getting paid?

 

Bookwyrm: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

 

Silhouette: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Wizard: You're like 17 years old
Silhouette: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
 

Kajsa: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

 

Witless: I was arrested for being too cool.
Archie: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

 

*The squad is having dinner together*
Elf: Calano, can you pass the salt?
Calano: *Throws Silhouette across the table*

 

Elf, negotiating with Calano: We have Morningtide. Give us ten thousand dollars and shewill be returned to you unharmed
Morningtide: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Elf:
Morningtide: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Elf: MORNINGTIDE STOP

 

*wheezes* These *wheeze* are TOO FUNNY.  *dies of laughter*

The one where Calano throws Silho across the table is my favourite. I just... why?

(And yes, I would edit a Wikipedia article. Why do you ask?)  

Edited February 17, 2023 by Telrao

[Elf They/them]

15 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Hiya guys!! @Witless of Shinovar's latest SU inspired me to generate some quotes for sharders, and... they're pretty funny.

CalanoCorvus: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Szeth's Facepalm: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Elf: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Szeth's Facepalm: Good thinking.

CalanoCorvus: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Szeth's Facepalm: I don’t know how to do that.
Morningtide: I don’t wear a watch.
Elf: Time is a construct.

*Szeth's Facepalm is cooking*
Mornintide: Any chance that’s for me?
Szeth's Facepalm: It’s for CalanoCorvus. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Elf: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

^^^^^^^^^ me whenever i accidentally offer him things with gluten ;-;-;-;

Cinnamon: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Szeth's Facepalm: Have everyone stand.
Morningtide: Bring three more chairs!
CalanoCorvus: The most important ones can sit down.
Elf: Kill three.

^^^^^^ Elf i love this one sm

Cinnamon: Szeth's Facepalm and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Witless: *Sighing* What did Szeth's Facepalm do?
Cinnamon: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Szeth's Facepalm: Who wants a steering wheel?

^^^^ that one is just so... so... i don't understand it but i laughed for like 2 minutes

Cinnamon: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Szeth's Facepalm: The cow???
Cinnamon: What?
Morningtide: Facepalm, W H Y?

Cinnamon, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Szeth's Facepalm: You did WHAT–
Witless: William Snakepeare

ANYWAYYYYYY

These are pretty fun and everyone should make them. Please keep them not weird and clean :D  Here are a couple of generators:

https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

tagging everyone i used in the quotes: @CalanoCorvus @Elf @Morningtide @Cinnamon (aannnnd i already tagged Witless.)

 

13 hours ago, Morningtide said:

Oh I love this! Incorrect quotes are amazing. @Elf @Shining Silhouette @Szeth's Facepalm

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Silhouette: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Facepalm: Put spaghetti in it.
Silhouette: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Elf: Put spaghetti in it.
Silhouette: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Morningtide: Put spaghetti in it.
Silhouette: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Facepalm: You have friends and I envy that.
Silhouette: You're welcome to share my friends.
Facepalm: *looks at Morningtide and Elf*
Facepalm: I don't want those.

Morningtide: Why did you kidnap Facepalm!?!?!
Silhouette: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Elf: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Morningtide: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

Morningtide: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Elf: When have I been paranoid?
Morningtide: Um, when you first met Silhouette you thought they were an undercover cop…?
Elf: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Morningtide: And last year you were sure Facepalm was a mermaid!
Elf: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Elf’s theory is proven wrong*
Morningtide: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Elf: I still think Facepalm is a mermaid.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Elf, with Facepalm and Silhouette behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Elf: Oh, my God— What the crap!?
Police: Wha-
Elf: Morningtide FELL OFF!

Elf: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Facepalm:
Morningtide:
Silhouette:
Everyone Else At Elf’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Facepalm: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Elf: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Facepalm: Not if they consent to it.
Morningtide: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Silhouette: YES?!?

 

 

12 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

I love all the ones with Chaotic Elf™ so much omg :3

Also, I am a mermaid.

When I tell you I laughed for like ten minutes straight  

Thank you so much, these are hilarious and I love chaotic elf TM too 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

11 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

I have more, because these are amazing and I felt like other people needed to see them

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread* 
Wizard: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 
Witless: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. 
Archie: if you want information it is 
Facepalm: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST? 

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* 
Archie: Rude. 
Kajsa: That's fair. 
Witless: Not again. 
Wizard: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? 

Wizard: Good night. 
Witless: Sleep tight. 
Shiny: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. 
Facepalm: Great, now Witless's crying. 

Ranryu: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. 
Witless: Weight loss? Drink water. 
Kajsa: Clear skin? Drink water. 
Wizard: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them. 

Wizard: You guys worried about Kajsa? 
Archie: Totally! 
Shiny: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" 
Wizard: And what'd you say? 
Shiny: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." 
Archie: 
Wizard: They're lucky to have you as a friend. 

Witless: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. 
Wizard: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. 
Ranryu: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? 
Shiny: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. 

Wizard: Is stabbing someone immoral? 
Shiny: Not if they consent to it. 
Witless: Depends on who your stabbing. 
Kajsa: YES??!!? 

@Ranryu @Szeth's Facepalm @The Wandering Wizard @Shining Silhouette @Kajsa :) @The Aspiring Archivist 

 

can cunfirm

luv toast

[Cash67 Where’s/Perry]

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Cash67, after being stuck at school doing homework till 12am: I had one hour of sleep, two brownies, and three shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight the Lord Ruler or die trying

 

InfiniteInsanity: Why are you smiling?

TheGreatSnail: Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Shining Sillouette: Bookwyrm fell down the stairs

 

@InfiniteInsanity @TheGreatSnail @Shining Silhouette @The Bookwyrm

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

17 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

InfiniteInsanity: Why are you smiling?

TheGreatSnail: Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Shining Sillouette: Bookwyrm fell down the stairs

Ha!

Cash, you have no idea how accurate this is.

Edited February 17, 2023 by The Bookwyrm