Ranryu she/her Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, Kajsa said: Can I just say that this is literally us? xD Yes this captures Haly pretty well, and I have been known to shout “DO IT!” when people talk about burning things . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa she/her Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 Just now, Ranryu said: Yes this captures Haly pretty well, and I have been known to shout “DO IT!” when people talk about burning things . Lol I agree. I am usually the one trying to prevent people from doing crazy things (as long as they're illogical). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Kajsa said: Hide contents Wittles: Ducks are better than rabbits. Cellist: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Ranryu: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Cellist: We’re not talking about flavour, Ranryu! Ranryu: Flavour counts! Cellist: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Wizzy: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Cellist: Okay, but- Wizzy: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Ranryu: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Cellist: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, RANRYU! Ranryu: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, CELLIST! Wittles: I-- @The Wandering Wizard, @The Halcyon Girl (o7), @The Bookwyrm, @Ranryu, @The Aspiring Archivist, @Wittles of Shinovar, @Shining Silhouette Lol, I swear something like this has happened 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa she/her Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 Just now, Wittles of Shinovar said: Lol, I swear something like this has happened No doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 I lowkey want to start this exact argument on a different thread and see how accurate it is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 Spoiler Kajsa: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world! Haly: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Wizard: More or less, I guess... Ranryu: That sounds awesome! Let's do that! Wittles : I'm new here, but I am open to the concept. Cellist: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on! Kajsa: We have a problem. Wizard: Let me guess, you caused it? Wittles : Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. Cellist: And it's another Tuesday, your point? Haly: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up. Ranryu: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem. Kajsa: Just be yourself. Haly: 'Be myself'? Kajsa, I have one day to win Wizard over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Ranryu: Couple weeks. Wittles : Six months. Cellist: Jury's still out. Haly: See, Kajsa? Haly: 'Be myself'.What kind of garbage advice is that? Kajsa: Did you take out Sedai as I requested? Archie: Sedai has been taken out, yes. Kajsa: You have my grat- Archie: It was a great restaurant. Archie: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. Archie: Sedai proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers. Cellist: Pfft, you should meet Ranryu, they're such a tsundere. Telrao: They... they just stabbed you. Cellist: So cute. Telrao: Silho, what are you doing? Silho: Making chocolate pudding. Telrao: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Silho: Because I've lost control of my life. Silho: Here's your pudding, Snail. Snail: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. Haly: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Telrao, Archie, & Kajsa: Okay. Haly: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Telrao: Bold of you to assume I have money. Archie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Kajsa: Bold of you to assume I can die. Bookwyrm: What are you guys doing? Insa: Like in life in general or- Cellist: Not much. Why, what's up? Bookwyrm: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC. Cellist: Assassins Creed? Bookwyrm: Animals Creed. Insa: Assassins Crossing. Ranryu: How petty can you get? Kajsa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. Wittles: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this? Haly: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* Wittles: Aww, it's a love note for Wizard? Haly: No- Wittles: *opens it* Wittles: Haly: Wittles: I can't read this. @Kajsa :) @Wittles of Shinovar @The Halcyon Girl o7 @Ranryu @That1Cellist @TheGreatSnail @InfiniteInsanity @The Bookwyrm @Telrao @The Aspiring Archivist @Shining Silhouette 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa she/her Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 39 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Kajsa: Bold of you to assume I can die. Indeed. I could be a witch and none of you would ever know. That's trademark and copyrighted, by the way. 40 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Kajsa: Did you take out Sedai as I requested? Archie: Sedai has been taken out, yes. Kajsa: You have my grat- Archie: It was a great restaurant. Archie: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. Archie: Sedai proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers. HAHAHAHA 40 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Kajsa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. I don't know if I'd stoop THAT low... Yeah, no, I'd stoop that low if it was the right person. 41 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Telrao: Silho, what are you doing? Silho: Making chocolate pudding. Telrao: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Silho: Because I've lost control of my life. Silho: Here's your pudding, Snail. Snail: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. xD I mean I'll take the pudding 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 57 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Hide contents Kajsa: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world! Haly: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Wizard: More or less, I guess... Ranryu: That sounds awesome! Let's do that! Wittles : I'm new here, but I am open to the concept. Cellist: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on! Kajsa: We have a problem. Wizard: Let me guess, you caused it? Wittles : Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. Cellist: And it's another Tuesday, your point? Haly: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up. Ranryu: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem. Kajsa: Just be yourself. Haly: 'Be myself'? Kajsa, I have one day to win Wizard over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Ranryu: Couple weeks. Wittles : Six months. Cellist: Jury's still out. Haly: See, Kajsa? Haly: 'Be myself'.What kind of garbage advice is that? Kajsa: Did you take out Sedai as I requested? Archie: Sedai has been taken out, yes. Kajsa: You have my grat- Archie: It was a great restaurant. Archie: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. Archie: Sedai proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers. Cellist: Pfft, you should meet Ranryu, they're such a tsundere. Telrao: They... they just stabbed you. Cellist: So cute. Telrao: Silho, what are you doing? Silho: Making chocolate pudding. Telrao: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Silho: Because I've lost control of my life. Silho: Here's your pudding, Snail. Snail: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. Haly: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Telrao, Archie, & Kajsa: Okay. Haly: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Telrao: Bold of you to assume I have money. Archie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Kajsa: Bold of you to assume I can die. Bookwyrm: What are you guys doing? Insa: Like in life in general or- Cellist: Not much. Why, what's up? Bookwyrm: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC. Cellist: Assassins Creed? Bookwyrm: Animals Creed. Insa: Assassins Crossing. Ranryu: How petty can you get? Kajsa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. Wittles: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this? Haly: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* Wittles: Aww, it's a love note for Wizard? Haly: No- Wittles: *opens it* Wittles: Haly: Wittles: I can't read this. @Kajsa :) @Wittles of Shinovar @The Halcyon Girl o7 @Ranryu @That1Cellist @TheGreatSnail @InfiniteInsanity @The Bookwyrm @Telrao @The Aspiring Archivist @Shining Silhouette Spoiler For the record, I find Animal Crossing boring, have never played Assassin's Creed, and read AC as Air Conditioning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Where’s/Perry Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 These are all so good!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 @Cinnamon @Edema Ruh @Wits instant noodles @Monk of Dakhor @I'mNotNotARobot Spoiler Edema, to Cacophony: Why is Noodles not talking? Cacophony: I'm playing the silent game with them. Edema: Well, then you just lost. Cacophony: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up. Edema: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely! Cacophony: With NAPALM. *The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting* Edema: *walks in and sits on Noodles’s lap* The Squad: … Cin: Why are you sitting there? Edema: There’s no free seats! Cin: But we made sure there was enough room for- Noodles: *hugs Edema tightly* There are no free seats. Monk: I need to dye my hair. Cacophony: ... Monk: Or get another tattoo. Cacophony: ... Monk: Or a new piercing. Cacophony: Why? Monk: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods. Cacophony: Hey. Monk: *ticked off* You… complete … Butt, Cacophony! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?! Cacophony: Did you win? Or just not die? Cacophony: Either way, hooray. Monk: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Cacophony: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me. Noodles: Adulting is hard. Noodles: How do I quit? Edema: Time travel. Cin: Die. Noodles: Why is Edema crying? Cacophony: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Edema: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Noodles: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Edema: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Noodles: NO, NOT THAT! Edema: Awww, why don't you like cats, Robot? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love?? Robot: I don't know Edema, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor. Edema: Robot: I'm ALLERGIC. Cin: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. Robot: You know that's called a coma, right? Cin: Cin: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now. Cacophony: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Edema: Even better! Cacophony: What the heck did you- Edema: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy. Noodles: I would do anything for money. *later* Noodles, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS! Monk: Hold on, I can explain! Cin: Really? Can you now? Monk: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie. Cacophony: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Monk: Hey, Cacophony. Cacophony: GOSH DANGIT! Edema: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Edema: I will not yield. Cin: Something’s off. Noodles: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Cin: No, but that’s funny. Monk: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Robot. Except you! Robot: But Monk, I think you're suspicious! Monk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *The Squad is eating dinner* Robot: Can you pass the salt? Cacophony: *throws Noodles across the table* Monk: Today, Cin took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Edema to the following people: Cacophony, Noodles, Robot, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot. Edema: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Edema: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Edema: But who's to say. Noodles: I think France isn't real. Robot: Noodles, you've been to France. Noodles: And??? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 I... I appreciated some of those. Some of those. If I ever sit in Noodles' lap, someone please shoot me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 Just now, Edema Ruh said: I... I appreciated some of those. Some of those. If I ever sit in Noodles' lap, someone please shoot me. I only included that one because it was you and Noodles. That's the only reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 17 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said: please shoot me preferably a very large gun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 then it could hit both of you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 I’m assuming Noodles is gonna be the one shooting me though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 eh. it might be me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 23 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: eh. it might be me yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'mNotNotARobot he/him Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 Can I shoot to? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 Yes, go right ahead! … *too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'mNotNotARobot he/him Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said: Yes, go right ahead! … *too to vs too is hard, but not hard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 yep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 13 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: Edema: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Edema: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Edema: But who's to say. Noodles: I think France isn't real. Robot: Noodles, you've been to France. Noodles: And??? *most people talking about Australia* Yeah guys, Australia is actually FRANCE. You're welcome 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 16 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: @Cinnamon @Edema Ruh @Wits instant noodles @Monk of Dakhor @I'mNotNotARobot Reveal hidden contents Edema, to Cacophony: Why is Noodles not talking? Cacophony: I'm playing the silent game with them. Edema: Well, then you just lost. Cacophony: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up. Edema: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely! Cacophony: With NAPALM. *The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting* Edema: *walks in and sits on Noodles’s lap* The Squad: … Cin: Why are you sitting there? Edema: There’s no free seats! Cin: But we made sure there was enough room for- Noodles: *hugs Edema tightly* There are no free seats. Monk: I need to dye my hair. Cacophony: ... Monk: Or get another tattoo. Cacophony: ... Monk: Or a new piercing. Cacophony: Why? Monk: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods. Cacophony: Hey. Monk: *ticked off* You… complete … Butt, Cacophony! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?! Cacophony: Did you win? Or just not die? Cacophony: Either way, hooray. Monk: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Cacophony: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me. Noodles: Adulting is hard. Noodles: How do I quit? Edema: Time travel. Cin: Die. Noodles: Why is Edema crying? Cacophony: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Edema: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Noodles: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Edema: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Noodles: NO, NOT THAT! Edema: Awww, why don't you like cats, Robot? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love?? Robot: I don't know Edema, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor. Edema: Robot: I'm ALLERGIC. Cin: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. Robot: You know that's called a coma, right? Cin: Cin: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now. Cacophony: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Edema: Even better! Cacophony: What the heck did you- Edema: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy. Noodles: I would do anything for money. *later* Noodles, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS! Monk: Hold on, I can explain! Cin: Really? Can you now? Monk: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie. Cacophony: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Monk: Hey, Cacophony. Cacophony: GOSH DANGIT! Edema: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Edema: I will not yield. Cin: Something’s off. Noodles: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Cin: No, but that’s funny. Monk: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Robot. Except you! Robot: But Monk, I think you're suspicious! Monk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *The Squad is eating dinner* Robot: Can you pass the salt? Cacophony: *throws Noodles across the table* Monk: Today, Cin took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Edema to the following people: Cacophony, Noodles, Robot, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot. Edema: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Edema: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Edema: But who's to say. Noodles: I think France isn't real. Robot: Noodles, you've been to France. Noodles: And??? Yesssss!! I could do with a light coma right about now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 yeah, i want one 9 hours ago, Telrao said: *most people talking about Australia* Yeah guys, Australia is actually FRANCE. You're welcome Whoa! Science! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 (edited) I don’t want a light coma, I want a deeeeeep coma. … a dark coma? a heavy coma? wha does light mean in this context Edited April 15, 2023 by Edema Ruh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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