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Just now, Ranryu said:

Yes this captures Haly pretty well, and I have been known to shout “DO IT!” when people talk about burning things :lol:

Lol I agree. I am usually the one trying to prevent people from doing crazy things (as long as they're illogical).

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3 minutes ago, Kajsa :) said:
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Wittles: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Cellist: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Ranryu: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Cellist: We’re not talking about flavour, Ranryu!
Ranryu: Flavour counts!
Cellist: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Wizzy: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Cellist: Okay, but-
Wizzy: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Ranryu: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Cellist: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, RANRYU!
Ranryu: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, CELLIST!
Wittles: I--

 

Lol, I swear something like this has happened

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Kajsa: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Haly: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Wizard: More or less, I guess...
Ranryu: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Wittles : I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Cellist: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

Kajsa: We have a problem.
Wizard: Let me guess, you caused it?
Wittles : Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Cellist: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Haly: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up.
Ranryu: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Kajsa: Just be yourself.
Haly: 'Be myself'? Kajsa, I have one day to win Wizard over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Ranryu: Couple weeks.
Wittles : Six months.
Cellist: Jury's still out.
Haly: See, Kajsa?
Haly: 'Be myself'.What kind of garbage advice is that?

Kajsa: Did you take out Sedai as I requested? 
Archie: Sedai has been taken out, yes. 
Kajsa: You have my grat- 
Archie: It was a great restaurant. 
Archie: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. 
Archie: Sedai proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers. 

Cellist: Pfft, you should meet Ranryu, they're such a tsundere. 
Telrao: They... they just stabbed you. 
Cellist: So cute. 

Telrao: Silho, what are you doing? 
Silho: Making chocolate pudding. 
Telrao: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? 
Silho: Because I've lost control of my life. 
Silho: Here's your pudding, Snail. 
Snail: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. 

Haly: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. 
Telrao, Archie, & Kajsa: Okay. 
Haly: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. 
Telrao: Bold of you to assume I have money. 
Archie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. 
Kajsa: Bold of you to assume I can die. 

Bookwyrm: What are you guys doing? 
Insa: Like in life in general or- 
Cellist: Not much. Why, what's up? 
Bookwyrm: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC. 
Cellist: Assassins Creed? 
Bookwyrm: Animals Creed. 
Insa: Assassins Crossing. 

Ranryu: How petty can you get? 
Kajsa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. 

Wittles: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this? 
Haly: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* 
Wittles: Aww, it's a love note for Wizard? 
Haly: No- 
Wittles: *opens it* 
Wittles: 
Haly: 
Wittles: I can't read this. 

@Kajsa :) @Wittles of Shinovar @The Halcyon Girl o7 @Ranryu @That1Cellist @TheGreatSnail @InfiniteInsanity @The Bookwyrm @Telrao @The Aspiring Archivist @Shining Silhouette

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39 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Kajsa: Bold of you to assume I can die. 

Indeed. I could be a witch and none of you would ever know. That's trademark and copyrighted, by the way.

40 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Kajsa: Did you take out Sedai as I requested? 
Archie: Sedai has been taken out, yes. 
Kajsa: You have my grat- 
Archie: It was a great restaurant. 
Archie: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. 
Archie: Sedai proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

HAHAHAHA

40 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Kajsa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. 

I don't know if I'd stoop THAT low...

Yeah, no, I'd stoop that low if it was the right person.

41 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Telrao: Silho, what are you doing? 
Silho: Making chocolate pudding. 
Telrao: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? 
Silho: Because I've lost control of my life. 
Silho: Here's your pudding, Snail. 
Snail: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. 

xD

I mean I'll take the pudding :ph34r:

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57 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:
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Kajsa: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Haly: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Wizard: More or less, I guess...
Ranryu: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Wittles : I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Cellist: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

Kajsa: We have a problem.
Wizard: Let me guess, you caused it?
Wittles : Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Cellist: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Haly: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up.
Ranryu: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Kajsa: Just be yourself.
Haly: 'Be myself'? Kajsa, I have one day to win Wizard over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Ranryu: Couple weeks.
Wittles : Six months.
Cellist: Jury's still out.
Haly: See, Kajsa?
Haly: 'Be myself'.What kind of garbage advice is that?

Kajsa: Did you take out Sedai as I requested? 
Archie: Sedai has been taken out, yes. 
Kajsa: You have my grat- 
Archie: It was a great restaurant. 
Archie: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. 
Archie: Sedai proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers. 

Cellist: Pfft, you should meet Ranryu, they're such a tsundere. 
Telrao: They... they just stabbed you. 
Cellist: So cute. 

Telrao: Silho, what are you doing? 
Silho: Making chocolate pudding. 
Telrao: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? 
Silho: Because I've lost control of my life. 
Silho: Here's your pudding, Snail. 
Snail: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. 

Haly: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. 
Telrao, Archie, & Kajsa: Okay. 
Haly: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. 
Telrao: Bold of you to assume I have money. 
Archie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. 
Kajsa: Bold of you to assume I can die. 

Bookwyrm: What are you guys doing? 
Insa: Like in life in general or- 
Cellist: Not much. Why, what's up? 
Bookwyrm: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC. 
Cellist: Assassins Creed? 
Bookwyrm: Animals Creed. 
Insa: Assassins Crossing. 

Ranryu: How petty can you get? 
Kajsa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. 

Wittles: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this? 
Haly: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* 
Wittles: Aww, it's a love note for Wizard? 
Haly: No- 
Wittles: *opens it* 
Wittles: 
Haly: 
Wittles: I can't read this. 

@Kajsa :) @Wittles of Shinovar @The Halcyon Girl o7 @Ranryu @That1Cellist @TheGreatSnail @InfiniteInsanity @The Bookwyrm @Telrao @The Aspiring Archivist @Shining Silhouette

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For the record, I find Animal Crossing boring, have never played Assassin's Creed, and read AC as Air Conditioning.

 

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@Cinnamon @Edema Ruh @Wits instant noodles @Monk of Dakhor @I'mNotNotARobot

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Edema, to Cacophony: Why is Noodles not talking?
Cacophony: I'm playing the silent game with them.
Edema: Well, then you just lost.
Cacophony: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.

Edema: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!
Cacophony: With NAPALM.

*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Edema: *walks in and sits on Noodles’s lap*
The Squad: 
Cin: Why are you sitting there?
Edema: There’s no free seats!
Cin: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Noodles: *hugs Edema tightly* There are no free seats.

Monk: I need to dye my hair.
Cacophony: ...
Monk: Or get another tattoo.
Cacophony: ...
Monk: Or a new piercing.
Cacophony: Why?
Monk: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Cacophony: Hey.
Monk: *ticked off* You… complete … Butt, Cacophony! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

Cacophony: Did you win? Or just not die?
Cacophony: Either way, hooray.
Monk: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Cacophony: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

Noodles: Adulting is hard.
Noodles: How do I quit?
Edema: Time travel.
Cin: Die.

Noodles: Why is Edema crying?
Cacophony: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Edema: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Noodles: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Edema: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Noodles: NO, NOT THAT!

Edema: Awww, why don't you like cats, Robot? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Robot: I don't know Edema, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Edema:
Robot: I'm ALLERGIC.

Cin: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Robot: You know that's called a coma, right?
Cin:
Cin: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

Cacophony: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Edema: Even better!
Cacophony: What the heck did you-
Edema: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Noodles: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Noodles, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

Monk: Hold on, I can explain!
Cin: Really? Can you now?
Monk: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

Cacophony: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Monk: Hey, Cacophony.
Cacophony: GOSH DANGIT!

Edema: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Edema: I will not yield.

Cin: Something’s off.
Noodles: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Cin: No, but that’s funny.

Monk: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Robot. Except you!
Robot: But Monk, I think you're suspicious!
Monk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*The Squad is eating dinner*
Robot: Can you pass the salt?
Cacophony: *throws Noodles across the table*

Monk: Today, Cin took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Edema to the following people: Cacophony, Noodles, Robot, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Edema: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Edema: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Edema: But who's to say.
Noodles: I think France isn't real.
Robot: Noodles, you've been to France.
Noodles: And???

 

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13 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Edema: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Edema: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Edema: But who's to say.
Noodles: I think France isn't real.
Robot: Noodles, you've been to France.
Noodles: And???

*most people talking about Australia*

Yeah guys, Australia is actually FRANCE. You're welcome :P 

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16 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

@Cinnamon @Edema Ruh @Wits instant noodles @Monk of Dakhor @I'mNotNotARobot

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Edema, to Cacophony: Why is Noodles not talking?
Cacophony: I'm playing the silent game with them.
Edema: Well, then you just lost.
Cacophony: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.

Edema: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!
Cacophony: With NAPALM.

*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Edema: *walks in and sits on Noodles’s lap*
The Squad: 
Cin: Why are you sitting there?
Edema: There’s no free seats!
Cin: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Noodles: *hugs Edema tightly* There are no free seats.

Monk: I need to dye my hair.
Cacophony: ...
Monk: Or get another tattoo.
Cacophony: ...
Monk: Or a new piercing.
Cacophony: Why?
Monk: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Cacophony: Hey.
Monk: *ticked off* You… complete … Butt, Cacophony! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

Cacophony: Did you win? Or just not die?
Cacophony: Either way, hooray.
Monk: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Cacophony: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

Noodles: Adulting is hard.
Noodles: How do I quit?
Edema: Time travel.
Cin: Die.

Noodles: Why is Edema crying?
Cacophony: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Edema: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Noodles: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Edema: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Noodles: NO, NOT THAT!

Edema: Awww, why don't you like cats, Robot? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Robot: I don't know Edema, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Edema:
Robot: I'm ALLERGIC.

Cin: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Robot: You know that's called a coma, right?
Cin:
Cin: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

Cacophony: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Edema: Even better!
Cacophony: What the heck did you-
Edema: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Noodles: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Noodles, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

Monk: Hold on, I can explain!
Cin: Really? Can you now?
Monk: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

Cacophony: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Monk: Hey, Cacophony.
Cacophony: GOSH DANGIT!

Edema: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Edema: I will not yield.

Cin: Something’s off.
Noodles: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Cin: No, but that’s funny.

Monk: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Robot. Except you!
Robot: But Monk, I think you're suspicious!
Monk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*The Squad is eating dinner*
Robot: Can you pass the salt?
Cacophony: *throws Noodles across the table*

Monk: Today, Cin took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Edema to the following people: Cacophony, Noodles, Robot, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Edema: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Edema: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Edema: But who's to say.
Noodles: I think France isn't real.
Robot: Noodles, you've been to France.
Noodles: And???

 

Yesssss!! I could do with a light coma right about now

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