Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 (edited) Spoiler Insa: You’re insane! Almond: Sure I am, what’s your point? Almond: I am a responsible adult! Insa: *raises brow* Almond: I am an adult. Almond: I really like Eminem. Spark: I prefer skittles. Insa: They are talking about the rapper. Spark: Why would they eat the wrapper? As someone who doesn't care about rap, perfect for me lol Almond: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Almond: I will not yield. Spark: What the frick. Spark: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. Spark: Who the heck watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy. Spark: *Answers phone.* Hello? Bookwyrm: It's Bookwyrm. Spark: What did they do this time? Bookwyrm: No, it's me, Spark. It's actually me. Spark: What did you do this time? Spark: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Almond: I like how this is a "fun" fact. Bookwyrm: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. Spark: Hey, Bookwyrm. Why did the chicken cross the road? Bookwyrm: To get to the other side? Spark: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“ Bookwyrm: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road? Spark: To get to the idiot’s house. Bookwyrm: ...Ok? Insa: Hey, Bookwyrm. Knock knock. Bookwyrm: No. Insa: You were supposed to say “who’s there?” Bookwyrm: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there? Insa: The chicken. Bookwyrm: Insa: Spark: Bookwyrm: Listen here you little jerks- Spark: Sorry Insa, I was thinking... Almond: I wish I could do that! Insa: How does one turn their emotions off? Spark: Okay, so first go to settings. Spark: I'm an idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. Insa: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next? Bookwyrm: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Almond: Yes? Bookwyrm: We’re in too deep. Almond: What time is it? Spark: I don’t know, pass me that trombone and we’ll find out Spark: *BLASTS the trombone* Bookwyrm: WHO THE FRICK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE FRICKING MORNING Spark: It’s 2 am Almond: Hey, Spark, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Spark: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Almond: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Spark: Can't really say I have. Almond: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as frick sometimes. Spark: Sorry, Almond. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody. Bookwyrm: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses... Insa: Hey, what’s up with Bookwyrm? Bookwyrm: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged. Almond: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers. Almond, to Bookwyrm: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist! Bookwyrm: SHUT THE HECK UP, ALMOND! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS! Almond: Oh gosh, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Insa. They're mad at you. Insa: No, it's Bookwyrm. They're just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Bookwyrm: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Spark: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Bookwyrm: I stand by my choice. Insa: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves? Spark: I have a person who does that for me. Insa: Yeah, ME. Spark: I'm glad you agree. Insa: *yawns* Bookwyrm: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Insa: Then you must be exhuasted. Almond: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely. Spark, texting Bookwyrm: I’m a theif. Bookwyrm: Thief. Spark: Theif. Bookwyrm: I before E except after C. Spark: Thceif. Bookwyrm: NO. Insa: You need to be more careful! Bookwyrm, who was dragged into Insa's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT- Spark: Wanna hear some dark humor. Insa: Yeah, I love dark humor. Spark: Alright. Spark: *Turns off the lights* Spark: Knock knock. Insa: Turn the dang lights back on. Bookwyrm, smugly, after security arrives to escort Spark and Almond out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Spark, in defeat: Let’s go. Almond: Wait. Spark: What? Almond: I’d kinda like to be carried out... Bookwyrm: *clicks pen* Spark: *clicks pen in response* Insa: Stop that. Bookwyrm: Stop what? Insa: You’re talking about me in Morse code! Bookwyrm: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! *later* Spark, to Almond: That’s actually exactly what we were doing. Insa: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you. Bookwyrm: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool! Insa: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool! Insa: Hey, Spark. These candies you gave me? They sucked. Spark: But you ate them all. Insa: I had to make sure they all sucked. Spark: Don’t be sad! Bookwyrm: Why not? Spark: Spark: I don’t have a good answer. Bookwyrm, skipping rocks on a lake with Insa: It’s such a beautiful evening. Insa: Yeah, it is. Insa: *whispering* Take that you fricking lake. Insa: Where's Spark? Bookwyrm: Don't worry, I'll find them. Bookwyrm, shouting: Almond sucks! Spark, distantly: Almond is the best person ever! Screw you! Bookwyrm: Found them. *Something crashes* Almond: Shoot- Bookwyrm: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! Spark: *walking by the room calmly* What died? Bookwyrm: What did you get on your shirt? Spark: Rust. Bookwyrm: From what? Spark: Weapons. Almond: Time for more adult supervision. Almond: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Insa: Almond, what did you think a tiger shark was? Spark: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. Insa: You know that's called a coma, right? Spark: Spark: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now. Bookwyrm: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations. Spark: Insa, I got suspended from school… Insa: WHAT?!?! What did you do? Spark: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”. Insa: And…? Spark: I asked which end… Insa, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day. Insa: Did it hurt when you fell- Almond: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Insa: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Almond: ... Insa: You just laid there for 15 minutes. Insa: Wake up! The sun is shining! Bookwyrm: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis? Insa: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry. Almond: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid. Insa: You have to teach Bookwyrm how to drive. Almond: ...put the band-aid back on. Bookwyrm: I give up. I am so tired. Spark: Get the emergency supply! Almond: *carries Insa and places them in front of Bookwyrm* Insa: *smiles* Bookwyrm: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO Almond: What are your three best qualities? Spark: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends. *Bullying Prevention Day at school* Teacher: Bookwyrm, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again? Bookwyrm: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case— Teacher: To write something to your teacher? Bookwyrm: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school! Teacher: *internal screaming* Spark, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Almond: Tea. Spark: Wrong. It's coffee. Almond: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have? Insa: Dorito’s cool ranch. Almond: Almond: I'm just gonna assume zero for now. Insa: I love that song. *The squad is playing a team sport* Almond: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Spark? Bookwyrm: Have you ever played a game with Spark? Almond: No… Bookwyrm: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* Spark, chasing Insa: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!! Bookwyrm: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Insa: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Bookwyrm: You don’t have to wear… Insa: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off. Bookwyrm: What’s your biggest fear? Spark: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. Insa: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Almond: Zombies. Spark: ... Insa: ... Almond: BUT they can open doors. Bookwyrm: Uhh.. Almond just asked if we want to… Bookwyrm: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?” Spark, not even looking up from their phone: They’re asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees. Bookwyrm: Oh, that makes more sense. Spark: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Bookwyrm: Yes, and that’s coming from me. Bookwyrm: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Spark: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Bookwyrm: Yes. Spark: I'd sleep. Spark: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Almond... Bookwyrm: As you should be. Spark: No, for real, they're kind of- Bookwyrm: As. You. Should. Be. Spark: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— Almond: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots. *Almond and Spark are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* Almond: oh my god, Spark, backwards! Spark: Really, Almond? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do. Spark, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away. Insa: *is throwing stones at Bookwyrm's window* Bookwyrm: You have a phone for a reason, Insa! *THUD* Bookwyrm: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?! Insa: Who would you swipe right for? Bookwyrm or Spark? Almond: I would delete the app. Bookwyrm: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Bookwyrm: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time. Spark: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Bookwyrm: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the first letter of the English lexicon. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Insa: Screw you. Insa: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? Bookwyrm: That naptime was a punishment. Spark: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Spark: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea. Spark: How would you like your coffee? Bookwyrm: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Spark, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar! Almond: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads. Bookwyrm: Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off. Insa: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now. Spark: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found. Spark: Do you love Insa? Bookwyrm: Yeah, I do. Spark: Almond! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Almond: We all love Insa. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Bookwyrm: I thought that was implied. Almond: ... Spark: ... Bookwyrm, looking straight at Almond: Congrats Spark, you just won 100 bucks. Bookwyrm: Hey, Insa, have you thought about having children? Insa: ... Insa: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. Bookwyrm: But we're not childr- Insa, already distracted: SPARK, PUT THE FIRE DOWN! Insa: Dang, the power went out. Spark: Don’t worry, I got this. Spark: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Insa: What-? Spark: I swallowed a glow stick! Insa, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- Bookwyrm, playing a video game: How do I play? *Bookwyrm has drawn first blood!* *Bookwyrm is on a killing spree!* *Bookwyrm is on a rampage!* *Bookwyrm is unstoppable!* *Bookwyrm is dominating!* *Bookwyrm is godlike!* Bookwyrm: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out. Spark: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Insa: Okay? Spark: … Spark: … Spark: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so— Insa: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie. Bookwyrm: Spark, keep an eye on Insa today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Spark: Sure, I'd love to see Insa getting punched. Almond: Try again. Spark, sighing: I will try to stop Insa from getting punched. *Almond and Bookwyrm are in a mirror maze* Almond, seeing Bookwyrm: C'mon, you got it! Almost through! Bookwyrm: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it* Almond: *screams* Bookwyrm: Could you be anymore annoying? Spark: Yes. Almond: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. Spark: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question. Spark: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. Insa: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Spark: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case. Spark: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Insa: Wednesay. Spark: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible. Insa: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Insa: Fruits that do live up to their names? Insa: Orange. Spark: I'm not that stupid! Almond: Spark, you literally ate the wax from a babybel. Spark: INSA TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE! Spark: So I got this amazing plan! Almond: We fail almost every time you say that. Spark: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved. Bookwyrm: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. Bookwyrm: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents. Insa, to Spark: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it. Spark: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Spark: And I started thinking. Spark: Like, it was just trying to get food. Spark: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Bookwyrm: Are you ok? Insa: I will send my army to attack! Insa: *releases a dumpster of raccoons* Insa: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Almond: And? Insa: And you are. Bookwyrm: You read my diary? Spark: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. Almond: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Spark: Spiders? Almond: Spiders it is then. Spark: No, that wasn’t- *But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…* Spark: Almond is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one. Spark: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year? Bookwyrm: If you say me, I swear I’ll— Spark: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target! Almond: Spark, when’s your birthday? Spark: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Almond: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday. *Almond is considering cancelling plans, and Insa and Spark are advising them on what to do* Insa: Just don't go. Spark: Say you’re ill! Insa: Pretend to break your leg. Spark: Really break your leg! Almond: Can we go to a haunted house? Spark: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Almond: Wh-what? Spark: Goodnight, Almond. Spark, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Bookwyrm, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f- Almond: How do you do that? Insa: I'm fearless. Spark: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. Insa: I'm mostly fearless. Almond: What’s it like being tall? Almond: Is it nice? Almond: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Bookwyrm: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Insa: It was one time! Bookwyrm: I’m so tired. Spark: Did you get to bed late? Bookwyrm: No. Spark: Did you do something strenuous? Bookwyrm: No. Spark: Then why are you tired? Bookwyrm: I’m alive. Spark: Sounds exhausting. Bookwyrm, passing their phone to Spark: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs. Spark, passing the phone back to Bookwyrm: I'm passing the phone to my best friend! Almond: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense. Spark: I’ve got plenty of common sense! Spark: I just choose to ignore it. Insa: As a responsible adult- Spark: *chuckles* Insa: … As a responsible adult— Almond: So, what is Insa to you? Bookwyrm: The reason I wake up every morning. Almond: ...That’s adorable. Insa earlier that morning, barging into Bookwyrm′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! Insa, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Bookwyrm, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Spark, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Almond, trembling: What are we playing?! Spark, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FRICK?? Spark, buckling the banana up: Freaking buckle UP, it’s the LAW! Spark: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Insa: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Spark: Stop. Insa: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods* Insa, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES! Insa: Yesterday, I overheard Bookwyrm saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Almond replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life. Spark: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10. Insa: Uh 4? Spark, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be… Bookwyrm: I’m literally just going to the store.: Wrong, no food for you. Insa: Wait what?! WHY?! SPARK PLEASE—! Spark: Hey Insa, can you give me the opposite of these words? Spark: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Insa: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Insa: The freaking satisfaction. Insa: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Spark: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad. Spark: The fastest way to a Insa’s heart is through ch- Bookwyrm: Chest cavity. Spark: Spark: Cheese. Bookwyrm: We need a distraction. Insa: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Spark, whispering: My time has come. Edited November 10, 2023 by Spark of Hope 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 57 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: I don't like plan E Quote Yay! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity she/her Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 24 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: ... Where did you find this? How do you know me so well? I found it in a generator somewhere. You get one guess. Maybe two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 25 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *cough* I wonder how... Shush, you, it was rhetoric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said: Shush, you, it was rhetoric. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 Hehehe... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Hehehe... Why so sinister? It's not like it's a secret at this point... Edited November 10, 2023 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 14 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: Why so sinister? It's not like it's a secret at this point... Because if I can be sinister then of course I will. Being sinister is fun!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 Elan: THE GAME Eddie: NOOOOOO @Edema Rue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: why the heck is it shipping Nameless and I!!!????? cause otherwise it would be me and you or me and nameless, so I'm happy with its choice 2 hours ago, Edema Rue said: I DONT LIKE PLAN E AT LEAST I DONT THINK I DO DO I LIKE PLAN E?! Haiku???? Spoiler Wiz: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Thaid, Platypus, Nameless, and Eddie: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell! Wiz: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Eddie: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years! Thaid: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Nameless: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Platypus: My moral code, is that you? Wiz: Wiz: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug? Wiz: Why is Eddie crying on the floor? Thaid: They took one of those 'what Eddiere you?' quizzes. Wiz: And? Thaid: They got Nameless. Wiz: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people? Eddie: Plane tickets? Thaid: Concert tickets? Wiz, holding their broken frames: Glasses. Wiz: Those darn tall old people. Thaid: Darn em' indeed. Nameless: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough. Eddie: * sharpening knife* Yes.Dead. The Squad: Eddie: Hahaha. Eddie: ...Is this self- destructive behaviour? Wiz: You know those things will kill you, right? Eddie, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point. Thaid, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process. Nameless: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough* Wiz: What's it like being tall? Eddie: Is it nice? Thaid: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Nameless: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want. Wiz: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Wiz and Eddie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Thaid: Our turn, Nameless! One, two, three- vanilla! Nameless, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake. [*sing-song* Meant to beeee] Wiz: Can I be frank with you guys? Eddie: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help. Thaid: Can I still be Thaid? Nameless: Shh, let Frank speak. Thaid: Eddie isn't answering their phone Wiz: I'll call Thaid: Nameless and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Eddie: Hello? Wiz: Thaid, we're hungry! Nameless: Thaid! What's for dinner? Eddie: We're hungry, Thaid! Thaid, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams * Wiz: You're smiling. What happened? Thaid: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Nameless: Eddie tripped and fell down the stairs today. Wiz, about Eddie: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group. Thaid: Are we stealing them? Nameless: New or used? Wiz: Wonderful responses, both of you. Wiz, banging on the door: Eddie! Open up! Eddie: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Thaid: No, they meant- Nameless: Let them finish. time to do sciencey stuff... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: cause otherwise it would be me and you or me and nameless, so I'm happy with its choice Haiku???? Hide contents Wiz: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Thaid, Platypus, Nameless, and Eddie: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell! Wiz: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Eddie: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years! Thaid: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Nameless: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Platypus: My moral code, is that you? Wiz: Wiz: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug? Wiz: Why is Eddie crying on the floor? Thaid: They took one of those 'what Eddiere you?' quizzes. Wiz: And? Thaid: They got Nameless. Wiz: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people? Eddie: Plane tickets? Thaid: Concert tickets? Wiz, holding their broken frames: Glasses. Wiz: Those darn tall old people. Thaid: Darn em' indeed. Nameless: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough. Eddie: * sharpening knife* Yes.Dead. The Squad: Eddie: Hahaha. Eddie: ...Is this self- destructive behaviour? Wiz: You know those things will kill you, right? Eddie, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point. Thaid, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process. Nameless: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough* Wiz: What's it like being tall? Eddie: Is it nice? Thaid: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Nameless: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want. Wiz: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Wiz and Eddie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Thaid: Our turn, Nameless! One, two, three- vanilla! Nameless, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake. [*sing-song* Meant to beeee] Wiz: Can I be frank with you guys? Eddie: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help. Thaid: Can I still be Thaid? Nameless: Shh, let Frank speak. Thaid: Eddie isn't answering their phone Wiz: I'll call Thaid: Nameless and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Eddie: Hello? Wiz: Thaid, we're hungry! Nameless: Thaid! What's for dinner? Eddie: We're hungry, Thaid! Thaid, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams * Wiz: You're smiling. What happened? Thaid: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Nameless: Eddie tripped and fell down the stairs today. Wiz, about Eddie: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group. Thaid: Are we stealing them? Nameless: New or used? Wiz: Wonderful responses, both of you. Wiz, banging on the door: Eddie! Open up! Eddie: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Thaid: No, they meant- Nameless: Let them finish. time to do sciencey stuff... XD All of these are true- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 29 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: Elan: THE GAME Eddie: NOOOOOO @Edema Rue -_^ 7 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: XD All of these are true- Too true... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: -_^ Too true... Definitely didn’t just write that to make you lose. Definitely… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 Spoiler Eddie: The floor is lava! Wizzy: *helps Cacophony onto the counter* Thaid: *kicks Panda off the sofa* Panda: *lays on the floor* Eddie: ...Are you okay? Panda: No. Cacophony: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Wizzy: Theft. Panda: Disturbing the peace. Elan: Aggravated a--ault. Thaid: Arson. Eddie: All of the above. In that order, probably. Eddie: Where is everyone? Panda: Cacophony had a nervous collapse, Wizzy is looking after them, Thaid is trying to kill Elan, so I’m in charge. Eddie: Oh my god! Panda: I know, right? Wizzy: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. Cacophony: You hang out with Eddie, Elan, Thaid, and Panda. Cacophony: It’s not as high a compliment as you think. Wizzy: God, if only someone loved me… Cacophony: *standing behind them with roses* Panda: *holding box of chocolates* Thaid: *has balloons and a card* Eddie: *facepalms* This is sad. Panda: Hey, what have you two been doing? Thaid: we were helping Wizzy with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate. Cacophony: How is “Nice ---, Eddie” inappropriate? (I swear, the random generator gods want it-) *Everyone is giving advice to Panda* Thaid: It's okay to ask for help. Cacophony: You're not a burden. Eddie: Murder is okay. Wizzy: Your feelings matter. Eddie: What makes you all smile? Panda: Friends and Family. Cacophony: Snacks. Wizzy: Victory and success. Thaid: Face muscles. @SmilingPanda19 @The Wandering Wizard @Edema Rue @Being of Cacophony 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 15 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Eddie: Murder is okay. eddie would say that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 21 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Reveal hidden contents Eddie: The floor is lava! Wizzy: *helps Cacophony onto the counter* Thaid: *kicks Panda off the sofa* Panda: *lays on the floor* Eddie: ...Are you okay? Panda: No. Cacophony: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Wizzy: Theft. Panda: Disturbing the peace. Elan: Aggravated a--ault. Thaid: Arson. Eddie: All of the above. In that order, probably. Eddie: Where is everyone? Panda: Cacophony had a nervous collapse, Wizzy is looking after them, Thaid is trying to kill Elan, so I’m in charge. Eddie: Oh my god! Panda: I know, right? Wizzy: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. Cacophony: You hang out with Eddie, Elan, Thaid, and Panda. Cacophony: It’s not as high a compliment as you think. Wizzy: God, if only someone loved me… Cacophony: *standing behind them with roses* Panda: *holding box of chocolates* Thaid: *has balloons and a card* Eddie: *facepalms* This is sad. Panda: Hey, what have you two been doing? Thaid: we were helping Wizzy with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate. Cacophony: How is “Nice ---, Eddie” inappropriate? (I swear, the random generator gods want it-) *Everyone is giving advice to Panda* Thaid: It's okay to ask for help. Cacophony: You're not a burden. Eddie: Murder is okay. Wizzy: Your feelings matter. Eddie: What makes you all smile? Panda: Friends and Family. Cacophony: Snacks. Wizzy: Victory and success. Thaid: Face muscles. @SmilingPanda19 @The Wandering Wizard @Edema Rue @Being of Cacophony Why am I a demented psychopath in all of those... Like it's not wrong but... How does it know?! 5 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: eddie would say that I'm pretty sure I have said that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 18 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Why am I a demented psychopath in all of those... Like it's not wrong but... How does it know?! I'm pretty sure I have said that. I remixed it enough times so it would be accurate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa she/her Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 (edited) Spoiler Eddie: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul. Eddie: Hey, Thaid, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Thaid: Yeah. Eddie: And you, Haly? Haly: Umm... yes? Eddie: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Haly: Did they just- Panda: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Eddie: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Panda: Absolutely not. Haly: I’m gonna die alone. Kajsa: Haly, you’re not gonna die alone. Haly: Panda, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake. Thaid: Uh-huh. Why is that? Haly: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Haly: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Haly: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN! Thaid: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Panda: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity. Eddie: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? Kajsa: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list. Kajsa, gently nudging Haly aside with their foot: Haly, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Haly, their eyes enormous: You kick Haly? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Kajsa! Jail for Kajsa for one thousand years! Haly: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Haly: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Haly: I also want to softhack his circuits. Thaid: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again. Eddie: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. Eddie: Any questions? Panda: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FRICK WAS THAT? Eddie: Uh, a plan, duh... Kajsa: Panda, chill, I know it’s weird, but Eddie has a point. Panda: Panda: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!! Haly: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down. I fricking love you, Haly Thaid: Do you know a turtles only weakness? Haly: No... well, their slowness. Thaid: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. Thaid: Now I have a plan. Thaid: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable. Hehe. @Edema Rue @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @The Halcyon Girl @SmilingPanda19 Edited November 10, 2023 by Kajsa :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 17 minutes ago, Kajsa said: Reveal hidden contents Eddie: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul. Eddie: Hey, Thaid, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Thaid: Yeah. Eddie: And you, Haly? Haly: Umm... yes? Eddie: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Haly: Did they just- Panda: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Eddie: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Panda: Absolutely not. Haly: I’m gonna die alone. Kajsa: Haly, you’re not gonna die alone. Haly: Panda, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake. Thaid: Uh-huh. Why is that? Haly: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Haly: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Haly: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN! Thaid: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Panda: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity. Eddie: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? Kajsa: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list. Kajsa, gently nudging Haly aside with their foot: Haly, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Haly, their eyes enormous: You kick Haly? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Kajsa! Jail for Kajsa for one thousand years! Haly: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Haly: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Haly: I also want to softhack his circuits. Thaid: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again. Eddie: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. Eddie: Any questions? Panda: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FRICK WAS THAT? Eddie: Uh, a plan, duh... Kajsa: Panda, chill, I know it’s weird, but Eddie has a point. Panda: Panda: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!! Haly: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down. I fricking love you, Haly Thaid: Do you know a turtles only weakness? Haly: No... well, their slowness. Thaid: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. Thaid: Now I have a plan. Thaid: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable. Hehe. @Edema Rue @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @The Halcyon Girl @SmilingPanda19 Four turtles would be truly unstoppable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 37 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I remixed it enough times so it would be accurate. Such dedication to proving I’m evil…wow. 22 minutes ago, Kajsa said: Eddie: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. Kajsa those are all like the best I’ve seen all day… (rip Haly we miss you) (very much) (and all her beautiful chaos) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Such dedication to proving I’m evil…wow. Kajsa those are all like the best I’ve seen all day… (rip Haly we miss you) (very much) (and all her beautiful chaos) Yes her wonderful chaos would be very nice today and anyday. Just talking to her is so much fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 10, 2023 Report Share Posted November 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Yes her wonderful chaos would be very nice today and anyday. Just talking to her is so much fun. It is! *literally holding a lighter as I say this* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 (edited) hmmm Edited November 11, 2023 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa she/her Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 Haly’s literally my bestie Im talking to her rn she says hi to all yall 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 11, 2023 Report Share Posted November 11, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Kajsa said: Haly’s literally my bestie Im talking to her rn she says hi to all yall Hi Lady Halcyon!! You should share the quotes with her in them with her Edited November 11, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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