Sharder Incorrect Quotes

[Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo]

Insanity Clinic Season Two Incorrect Quotes!

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Luna, watching power lines fall down: Jar Man, Aventine! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

Jar Man: The time to act is now. 
Jar Man: Wink, wink. 
Aeoryi: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. 
Jar Man: Oh, sorry. 
Jar Man: Wink.

Pic: Comparing TAAron and Wit is like comparing apples and oranges. 
TAAron: We’re both unique in our own ways? 
Pic: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 
Wit: Which one of us is the orange?

Wit: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Aventine: You can’t have a gun on stage! 
Rue: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

Aventine: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… 
Rue: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. 
Aventine: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… 
TAAron: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Aeoryi: Hey, TAAron, how are you doing? 
TAAron: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. 
Aeoryi: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! 
TAAron: Yup! 
Aeoryi: I lost my phone and my cat died. 
TAAron: Hey, not bad compared to last week. 
Aeoryi: I know right! 
Jar Man: Are they okay? 
Aventine: I don’t think they are.

Nameless: Time for plan G. 
TAAron: Don’t you mean plan B? 
Nameless: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. 
Jar Man: What about plan D? 
Nameless: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. 
Rue: What about plan E? 
Nameless: I’m hoping not to use it. Aventine dies in plan E. 
Aventine: I don't like plan E.

Rue: You can't wake up if you never go to sleep.

Luna: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? 
TAAron: Why start now?

Nameless: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not free pizza, nothing! 
Honor: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza? 
Nameless: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. 
Rue: I like you.

Aeoryi: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. 
Aeoryi: One... two... three. 
Rue: ... 
Aeoryi: ... 
Aeoryi: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Luna: Hey, Wit! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION? 
Wit: What the hell is that supposed to mean? 
Luna: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. 
Wit: 
Wit: That’s one way to say it, I guess…

Wit: Rue has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Nameless: That's not funny. 
Aventine: I thought it was funny. 
Nameless: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Aeoryi: What's the worst thing you guys have done? 
Rue: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade. 
Jar Man: I kicked Aventine in the shin- 
Aventine: -So I kicked Jar Man between the legs. 
Nameless: I burned a town down. 
Aeoryi: What?! 
Aventine: What the hell is wrong with you?!? 
Nameless: A lot of things. 
Jar Man: No s---.

Luna: Hey, Rue? 
Rue: Yeah? 
Luna: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? 
Rue: 
Rue: Where’s Pic?

Aventine, pointing to Jar Man’s empty room: YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!? 
Rue: I WAS ON BREAK.

Aventine: I hope you have an explanation for this. 
TAAron: We have three, actually! 
Jar Man: Pick your favorite.

*at a zoo* 
Jar Man: What are they in for? 
Luna: Jar Man, this isn't prison. 
Jar Man: So they can leave? 
Luna: No, but- 
Jar Man, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Wit: Tell me a little about yourself. 
Jar Man: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Rue: If there are no questions, we’ll move on to the next chapter. 
Jar Man: I have a question. 
Rue: Certainly, Jar Man. What is it? 
Jar Man: What’s the point of human existence? 
Rue: I meant any questions about the subject at hand. 
Jar Man: Oh. 
Jar Man: Frankly, I’d like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.

TAAron: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Nameless, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? 
TAAron: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. 
Nameless: 
Nameless: Water you doing?

Rue: Seriously, Aventine, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? 
Aventine: That’s not important 
Rue: I DISAGREE.

TAAron: Hey Rue, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. 
Rue, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? 
TAAron: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Rue!

Honor: Hi, who's this? Wit changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. 
Rue: What's mine? 
Honor: Dwarf. 
Rue: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! 
Honor: Oh, hey Rue. 
Rue: FRICK!

Wit: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. 
TAAron: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. 
Aeoryi: Wasps? 
Aventine: Terriers? 
Wit: Aventine.

Rue: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

Jar Man: So, I heard you like bad boys… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

Honor: Okay, what does A stand for? 
Rue: Arson. 
Honor: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? 
Rue: Barson. 
Aventine: *laughter* 
Honor: What stands for C? 
Rue: Commit arson. 
Aventine: Oooo. Honor: D! 
Rue: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. 
Aventine: *more laughter*

Aventine: I have a problem. 
Nameless: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

Aventine: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first. 
Rue: *sobbing* 
Aventine: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

Nameless, Rue & TAAron: *screaming* 
Aventine: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Rue?! 
Nameless: Wait, why are you asking Rue that when TAAron and I are also here? 
Aventine: Because Rue wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Aventine: I haven't seen Luna and Pic for fifteen minutes now. 
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Luna and Pic running after it in a panic. Aventine doesn't look outside at all.* 
Aventine: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

Honor: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! 
Honor: WIT IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! 
Honor: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

Luna: I’m quick at math. 
Pic: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? 
Luna: 24. 
Pic: That wasn’t even close. 
Luna: But it was quick.

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing* 
TAAron: Would never stab anyone. 
Nameless: Would stab someone in retaliation. 
Aventine: Yells "I won't hesitate, jerk!" first. 
Jar Man: Would stab without warning. 
Rue: Would stab as a warning.

Aventine: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Wit: You look mentally ill. 
Luna: I am. Let’s go.

TAAron: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once? 
Argent: How does it WALK?? 
TAAron: 
TAAron: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

TAAron: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Jar Man: I’m never donating blood ever again. 
Jar Man: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! 
Jar Man: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

Argent: Pic just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Rue: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. 
Honor: Where am I on the list? 
Rue: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

Argent: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Rue does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? 
Luna: If Rue were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rue jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. 
Wit: You jump off a cliff! 
Luna: Gladly, provided Rue did first.

Rue: Everyone synchronise your watches. 
Aeoryi: I don't know how to do that. 
Luna: I don't wear a watch. 
Aventine: Time is a construct.

Wit: Please! Pretend I'm useful!

*Pic teaching TAAron to drive and taking Wit along for the ride* 
Pic: That's a pothole. To the left! 
TAAron: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* 
Wit, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. 
TAAron: I don't think that's how the song goes. 
Pic, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. 
TAAron: Country Roads. 
Wit: To the place. 
TAAron and Wit in unison: I Belong! 
Pic, crying harder: What the heck?

Luna: The wee-woo thingy? 
Wit: THE FIRE ALARM!?

Aventine: How did you break your leg? 
Aeoryi: Do you see those porch stairs? 
Aventine: Yes. 
Aeoryi: I didn't.

Rue: TAAron is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Pic: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years* 
TAAron: So what have you been up to recently? 
Rue: Leading a revolution with Nameless. 
TAAron: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob. 
Rue: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome! 
TAAron: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Aventine? 
Rue: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Aeoryi? 
TAAron: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Jar Man? 
Rue: Cult leader. 
TAAron: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Aventine, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. 
Aventine: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

Jar Man: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— 
Pic, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! 
Jar Man: I'M NOT DONE! 
Jar Man: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

Rue: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. 
Luna: I think you mean cards. 
TAAron: They did not. 
Rue, pulling out knives: I did not.

Jar Man: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods* 
Jar Man, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

*TAAron and Rue are texting* 
TAAron: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE. 
Rue: I got spring water. 
TAAron: NO! 
Rue: With EXTRA minerals! 
Rue: It’s like licking a stalagmite! 
TAAron: DON’T COME HOME! 
Rue: Mmmmmm, cave water.

Aventine: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Rue: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement? 
TAAron: With tears? 
Rue: No. 
TAAron: *tears up*

Rue: We’re kind of missing something guys. 
Jar Man: Cohesion? 
Nameless: Teamwork? 
Argent: A general sense of what we’re doing? 
Aventine: And TAAron is not here. 
Jar Man: Oh, and that, yeah.

Luna: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. 
Luna: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. 
Luna: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? 
Nameless: This is Monopoly.

TAAron: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. 
TAAron: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

Wit: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth. 
Aventine: Why? 
Wit, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

TAAron: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. 
Pic: But are you shuffling? 
TAAron: Everyday. 
Rue: What language are you two speaking??

TAAron: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. 
Rue: Only if you also don't ask why. 
Rue: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* 
TAAron: ... 
TAAron, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Rue: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. 
Wit: You mean you stabbed them? 
Rue: They ran into my knife.

TAAron: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?? 
Jar Man: What the heck do you do? 
TAAron: I die? What kinda question...

Argent: My stomach growled super loud in French. 
Argent: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. 
Jar Man: Bonjour. 
Aventine: Le growl. 
TAAron: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Nameless: Christmas lights? 
Wit: Check. 
Jar Man: Thermos of hot cocoa? 
Wit: Check. 
Aeoryi: Santa suits? 
Wit: Check. 
Aventine: Shovel? 
Wit: Check. 
Rue: Alibi and bail money? 
Wit: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Pic: She was poetry, but he couldn't read. 
Argent: His name was Jared he's 19. 
Jar Man: When his parents built a very strange machine. 
TAAron, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. 
Aeoryi, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! 
Honor: Horrible job everyone.

Wit: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. 
TAAron: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. 
Aventine: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. 
TAAron: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Rue: What did you two do? 
Jar Man: 
Aventine: 
Rue: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Aventine: So... what’s goin’ on? 
Honor: You want the long version or the short version? 
Aventine, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? 
Honor: Stuff’s screwed. 
Aventine: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

*The Squad is playing Minecraft together* 
Luna: Ooh, a village! You know what that means! 
Aeoryi: Hostile takeover? 
Jar Man: Genocide? 
Honor: Steal everything! 
Luna: No, I meant- 
Pic: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough! 
Wit: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?! 
Luna: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors… 
Pic: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea. 
Wit: Agreed.

Nameless: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? 
Aventine: How did you know I was up until 3am? 
TAAron: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Rue, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? 
Luna: Other side, Rue...

Rue: Okay, two person huddle. 
Aventine: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

Luna: Can I have your number? 
Rue, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

Wit: Pic... 
Pic: Oh no, 'Pic' in B flat. 
Pic: You're disappointed.

Luna, at Rue’s funeral: I need a moment with them. 
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* 
Luna, leaning over Rue’s coffin: Okay, listen here. I know you’re not dead. 
Rue, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no kidding.

TAAron: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. 
Pic: Blocked. 
TAAron: Sometimes, they’re good girls! 
Pic: UNBLOCKED!

Jar Man: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! 
Jar Man: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

TAAron: Money... Is like president trading cards.

Luna: What language do they speak at the center of the earth? 
Luna: Core-ean 
Argent: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language! 
Aventine: Core-ean.

TAAron: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? 
Rue: They need to learn how to protect us.

Jar Man: What does “take out” mean? 
Wit: Food. 
Honor: Dating. 
Aeoryi: Murder. 
Aventine: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

Argent: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. 
Honor, Nameless, & Rue: Okay. 
Argent: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. 
Honor: Bold of you to assume I have money. 
Nameless: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. 
Rue: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Aventine: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Luna: Welcome to freaking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? 
Rue: Bees? 
Luna: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! 
Rue: Wait- 
*Aventine approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Aventine: If I may interject... 
Nameless: Oh, awesome, Aventine was eavesdropping.

Pic: Would you take a bullet for me? 
Aventine: ...yes? 
*Rue angrily burst into the room* 
Pic: *running away* Great, thanks!

Wit: Jar Man, you can do anything! 
Jar Man: Anything? 
Wit: Anything! 
Jar Man, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?! 
Wit: Wait, not that!

TAAron: Things will get better! 
The Squad: 
TAAron: Okay, maybe they won’t. 
TAAron: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

Aventine: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. 
TAAron: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

@The Aspiring Archivist @Edema Rue @The Honorable One @Canada Lover @Cash67 @Nameless* @TheRavenHasLanded @Argenti

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Rue: I like you.

Rue refuses to like anyone xD

Those are awesome.

3 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Wit: Rue has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

 

Oh this one’s very accurate though!!

[TheRavenHasLanded he/him]

.... accurate jar man.

[Cash67 Where’s/Perry]

6 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Pic: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

 

6 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Wit: Pic... 
Pic: Oh no, 'Pic' in B flat. 
Pic: You're disappointed.

These are soooo accurate

[TheRavenHasLanded he/him]

let me clarify: LORE accurate jar man.

[Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo]

6 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Rue refuses to like anyone xD

Those are awesome.

Oh this one’s very accurate though!!

I was saying Rue liked him because of his love for watching friendships deteriorate

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

34 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Thaid: If I fall…
Everyone: We'll be there to catch you.
Panda: *looks at Eddie* What if I fall?
Eddie: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Elan: *watches these two interactions*
Elan, to Wizzy: And if I fall?
Wizzy: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

 @Edema Rue  @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @SmilingPanda19 

XD

[Canada Lover]

What...?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

These are all done by @The Halcyon Girl 

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Kajsa: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!

Kajsa: First who would you kill?

*Wittles points at Haly*

*Eddie points at Haly*

*Wizzy points at Haly*

Haly: * shrugs * I would kill me too.

 

Kajsa: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Wizzy: I really care about your feelings!

Haly: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Kajsa, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Wittles: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Eddie: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

 

Kajsa: Bye Haly! Bye Eddie! Bye Wizzy! Bye Wittles! Bye Haly!

Eddie: You said 'bye Haly' twice.

Kajsa: I like Haly.

 

Kajsa: Guys… the principal just called—

Wittles: It was Haly!

Haly: It was Eddie!

Eddie: It was Wizzy!

Wizzy: It was me!

 

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Wizzy: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake.Who's to say you aren't the killer?

Haly: It's a murder, not a tax audit.I'll be fine.

Eddie: What about Wittles? Nobody ever suspects Wittles!

Wittles: Well what about Kajsa? They have a gun!

Kajsa: Wizzy has a knife.

Wizzy: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Eddie in the arm*

 

Kajsa: What does “take out” mean?

Haly: Food.

Wizzy: Dating.

Wittles: Murder.

Eddie: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

 

@Edema Rue @Kajsa :) @Wittles of Shinovar

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Kajsa: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Kajsa: * sees Wittles shoving Eddie into the washing machine while Haly records and Wizzy watches*

Kajsa: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

 

Kajsa: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Haly: Looking right because you left

Eddie: Looking up cause you let me down

Wizzy: Looking down cause you messed up

Wittles: What is wrong with you guys

 

Kajsa: Wizzy is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.

Haly: Yes.

Wittles: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Wizzy: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Haly: What truce?

Kajsa: * sigh * The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Eddie: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: * prepares for sacrifice *

 

Kajsa: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Haly: Have everyone stand.

Eddie: Bring three more chairs!

Wizzy: The most important ones can sit down.

Wittles: Kill three.

 

Kajsa, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Haly: Hey.

Eddie: Hi.

Wizzy: Hello.

Wittles: Hey!

Kajsa: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Ranryu: We were out of Doritos.

 

Kajsa: Christmas lights?

Haly: Check.

Ranryu: THermos of hot cocoa?

Haly: Check.

Eddie: Santa suits?

Haly: Check.

Wittles: Shovel?

Haly: Check.

Wizzy: Alibi and bail money?

Haly: Check - wait, WHAT?!

 

@Ranryu

Edited November 14, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard

[Edema Rue she/her]

13 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Eddie: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

It can!!

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

It can!!

 

Did you see that it wanted to sacrifice you too?

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Did you see that it wanted to sacrifice you too?

Well yes, but I haven’t been a choir kid for 5 years so I assumed it meant Kajsa

[Kajsa she/her]

2 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Kajsa: Bye Haly! Bye Eddie! Bye Wizzy! Bye Wittles! Bye Haly!

Eddie: You said 'bye Haly' twice.

Kajsa: I like Haly.

Wrong, I don't like Haly. I LOVE HER WITH ALL OF MY PLATONIC HEART. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER. 

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I mean, come on, my book's dedicated to her

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I SCUDDING LOVE YOU HALY BEST FRIED

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Kajsa: What does “take out” mean?

Haly: Food.

Wizzy: Dating.

Wittles: Murder.

Eddie: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

HAHAHAHAHHA

2 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Kajsa: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Kajsa: * sees Wittles shoving Eddie into the washing machine while Haly records and Wizzy watches*

Kajsa: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Lol I think you mean--

*clears throat*

Kajsa: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. I forgot the donuts. I'll be back, wait for me!

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Kajsa: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Haly: Looking right because you left

Eddie: Looking up cause you let me down

Wizzy: Looking down cause you messed up

Wittles: What is wrong with you guys

HAHAHAHA

Edited November 14, 2023 by Kajsa :)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

Wrong, I don't like Haly. I LOVE HER WITH ALL OF MY PLATONIC HEART. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER. 

She just really is the best

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

HAHAHAHAHHA

Lol I think you mean--

*clears throat*

Kajsa: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. I forgot the donuts. I'll be back, wait for me!

HAHAHAHA

XDDD

[Kajsa she/her]

Spoiler

Eddie: What type of dog is this? 
Silh: That’s a tortoise.

Haly: How many children do you have? 
Silh: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Eddie: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! 
Eddie: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. 
Cal, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

Wizard: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? 
Wizard: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. 
Cal: Socks are Feetie Heaties. 
Silh: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. 
Kajsa: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. 
Cheesie: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. 
Thaid: I hate you guys so much.

Haly: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. 
Thaid: Forty five seconds?!? 
Haly: No! I said four TO five seconds. 
Thaid, hugging Haly: Too late.

Wizard: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? 
Kajsa: How did you know I was up until 3am? 
Haly: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

lol i'm sorry but it's so like me to stay up late watching tv if it's a show i like lollllllllllllll

Kajsa: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. 
Wizard: How so? 
Kajsa: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Kajsa: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. 
Eddie: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

Thaid: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! 
Haly: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

Silh, grinning: Before you were what? 
Cheesie: Before I was- 
Silh: What? 
Cheesie: Before I was inter- 
Silh: Before you were interrupted? 
Cheesie: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- 
Silh: What? 
Cheesie: *makes frustrated sound* 
Eddie, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

Cal: I am Cal, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

Eddie: We should be partners. 
Wizard: You mean like, partners in crime? 
Eddie: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

Wizard: *is hugging Cal* 
Silh: Hey! It's my turn to hug Cal! 
Silh: *grabs Cal* 
Kajsa: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! 
Wizard: No, It's still my turn! 
Cal: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! 
Silh: But we need the moral support! 
Wizard: And you're small! Which is cute! 
Kajsa: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. 
Cal: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Haly: No problemo! 
Haly, internally: But it was all problemo.

*when a child starts crying in public* 
Cheesie: *tries to make the child laugh* 
Silh: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down* 
Haly: *gives detailed instructions to the parents* 
Wizard: *cries with the child* 
Thaid: *ignores the child* 
Kajsa: *is the reason why the child is crying*

Okay, I can explain--

Silh: Aww, what's your dog's name? 
Haly: Spartacus. 
Silh, yelling to Eddie: TRY SPARTACUS! 
Eddie, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! 
Haly: 
Silh: What's your favorite number?

Cheesie: I just found out from Kajsa today that when Eddie died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Cal said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

Haly: *Reading a letter* 
Kajsa: Well, what does it say? 
Haly: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Thaid killed my pet rock.

Haly: Go on, give Silh a compliment. 
Thaid: How do you expect me to do that? 
Eddie: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. 
Thaid: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! 
Silh, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

Thaid: *kisses Kajsa* 
Kajsa: ! 
Thaid: ...Did you steal my chapstick? 
Kajsa: Did- did I what? 
Thaid: My chapstick, Kajsa. Did you steal it? 
Wizard: Thaid, for the love of God, not this again. 
Kajsa: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick. 
Thaid: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole heckton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fricking chapstick. 
Kajsa: Chocolate and popcorn? 
Wizard: Why do you think it got discontinued?

lol again with the ships xD 

Thaid: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 
Kajsa: I'm a knife. 
Cal, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Wizard: Look guys, I need help. 
Haly: Love help? 
Silh: Financial help? 
Cal: Emotional help? 
Cheesie: Help moving a body? 
*Everybody looks at Cheesie* 
Cheesie: What?

Cal: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles. 
Cal: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

Cheesie: Where’s Cal? 
Wizard: Around. 
Cheesie: Around? 
Cheesie: You don’t have any idea, do you? 
Cal, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Cal: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? 
Thaid: Why? 
Cal: Wizard fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. 
Eddie: Cheesie doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Eddie: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? 
Wizard, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? 
Haly, whispering: Because I have little hands. 
Wizard: Because they have little hands.

Wizard: Cheesie, what are you doing? 
Cheesie: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. 
Wizard: You could always take it out and count it. 
Cheesie: Where’s the fun in that?

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. 
Kajsa: I choose to waive that right! 
Kajsa: *screaming*

Haly: Everything’s fine, Kajsa. 
Kajsa: Haly, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Haly: You have Crayons? 
Kajsa: Yes, I have— 
Haly: You're— how old are you? 
Kajsa: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Wizzy: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! 
Cheesie: KILL IT! SMASH IT! 
Cal: BURN IT! 
Wizzy: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! 
Eddie : Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

Eddie : *tapping fingers on table* 
Wizzy: *taps fingers back furiously* 
Cheesie: …What’s going on? 
Cal: Morse code. They’re talking. 
Eddie : -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... - 
Wizzy: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

@The Halcyon Girl @Shining Silhouette @Edema Rue @The cheeseman @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @CalanoCorvus

[Medium he/they]

3 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

Cal: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles. 
Cal: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

Cheesie: Where’s Cal? 
Wizard: Around. 
Cheesie: Around? 
Cheesie: You don’t have any idea, do you? 
Cal, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

this is so me tho frfr

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

6 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

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Eddie: What type of dog is this? 
Silh: That’s a tortoise.

Haly: How many children do you have? 
Silh: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Eddie: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! 
Eddie: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. 
Cal, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

Wizard: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? 
Wizard: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. 
Cal: Socks are Feetie Heaties. 
Silh: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. 
Kajsa: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. 
Cheesie: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. 
Thaid: I hate you guys so much.

Haly: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. 
Thaid: Forty five seconds?!? 
Haly: No! I said four TO five seconds. 
Thaid, hugging Haly: Too late.

Wizard: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? 
Kajsa: How did you know I was up until 3am? 
Haly: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

lol i'm sorry but it's so like me to stay up late watching tv if it's a show i like lollllllllllllll

Kajsa: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. 
Wizard: How so? 
Kajsa: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Kajsa: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. 
Eddie: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

Thaid: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! 
Haly: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

Silh, grinning: Before you were what? 
Cheesie: Before I was- 
Silh: What? 
Cheesie: Before I was inter- 
Silh: Before you were interrupted? 
Cheesie: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- 
Silh: What? 
Cheesie: *makes frustrated sound* 
Eddie, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

Cal: I am Cal, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

Eddie: We should be partners. 
Wizard: You mean like, partners in crime? 
Eddie: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

Wizard: *is hugging Cal* 
Silh: Hey! It's my turn to hug Cal! 
Silh: *grabs Cal* 
Kajsa: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! 
Wizard: No, It's still my turn! 
Cal: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! 
Silh: But we need the moral support! 
Wizard: And you're small! Which is cute! 
Kajsa: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. 
Cal: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Haly: No problemo! 
Haly, internally: But it was all problemo.

*when a child starts crying in public* 
Cheesie: *tries to make the child laugh* 
Silh: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down* 
Haly: *gives detailed instructions to the parents* 
Wizard: *cries with the child* 
Thaid: *ignores the child* 
Kajsa: *is the reason why the child is crying*

Okay, I can explain--

Silh: Aww, what's your dog's name? 
Haly: Spartacus. 
Silh, yelling to Eddie: TRY SPARTACUS! 
Eddie, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! 
Haly: 
Silh: What's your favorite number?

Cheesie: I just found out from Kajsa today that when Eddie died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Cal said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

Haly: *Reading a letter* 
Kajsa: Well, what does it say? 
Haly: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Thaid killed my pet rock.

Haly: Go on, give Silh a compliment. 
Thaid: How do you expect me to do that? 
Eddie: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. 
Thaid: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! 
Silh, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

Thaid: *kisses Kajsa* 
Kajsa: ! 
Thaid: ...Did you steal my chapstick? 
Kajsa: Did- did I what? 
Thaid: My chapstick, Kajsa. Did you steal it? 
Wizard: Thaid, for the love of God, not this again. 
Kajsa: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick. 
Thaid: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole heckton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fricking chapstick. 
Kajsa: Chocolate and popcorn? 
Wizard: Why do you think it got discontinued?

lol again with the ships xD 

Thaid: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 
Kajsa: I'm a knife. 
Cal, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Wizard: Look guys, I need help. 
Haly: Love help? 
Silh: Financial help? 
Cal: Emotional help? 
Cheesie: Help moving a body? 
*Everybody looks at Cheesie* 
Cheesie: What?

Cal: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles. 
Cal: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

Cheesie: Where’s Cal? 
Wizard: Around. 
Cheesie: Around? 
Cheesie: You don’t have any idea, do you? 
Cal, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Cal: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? 
Thaid: Why? 
Cal: Wizard fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. 
Eddie: Cheesie doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Eddie: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? 
Wizard, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? 
Haly, whispering: Because I have little hands. 
Wizard: Because they have little hands.

Wizard: Cheesie, what are you doing? 
Cheesie: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. 
Wizard: You could always take it out and count it. 
Cheesie: Where’s the fun in that?

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. 
Kajsa: I choose to waive that right! 
Kajsa: *screaming*

Haly: Everything’s fine, Kajsa. 
Kajsa: Haly, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Haly: You have Crayons? 
Kajsa: Yes, I have— 
Haly: You're— how old are you? 
Kajsa: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Wizzy: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! 
Cheesie: KILL IT! SMASH IT! 
Cal: BURN IT! 
Wizzy: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! 
Eddie : Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

Eddie : *tapping fingers on table* 
Wizzy: *taps fingers back furiously* 
Cheesie: …What’s going on? 
Cal: Morse code. They’re talking. 
Eddie : -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... - 
Wizzy: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

@The Halcyon Girl @Shining Silhouette @Edema Rue @The cheeseman @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @CalanoCorvus

Thank you these are hilarious 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

7 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

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Eddie: What type of dog is this? 
Silh: That’s a tortoise.

Haly: How many children do you have? 
Silh: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Eddie: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! 
Eddie: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. 
Cal, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

Wizard: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? 
Wizard: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. 
Cal: Socks are Feetie Heaties. 
Silh: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. 
Kajsa: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. 
Cheesie: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. 
Thaid: I hate you guys so much.

Haly: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. 
Thaid: Forty five seconds?!? 
Haly: No! I said four TO five seconds. 
Thaid, hugging Haly: Too late.

Wizard: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? 
Kajsa: How did you know I was up until 3am? 
Haly: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

lol i'm sorry but it's so like me to stay up late watching tv if it's a show i like lollllllllllllll

Kajsa: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. 
Wizard: How so? 
Kajsa: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Kajsa: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. 
Eddie: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

Thaid: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! 
Haly: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

Silh, grinning: Before you were what? 
Cheesie: Before I was- 
Silh: What? 
Cheesie: Before I was inter- 
Silh: Before you were interrupted? 
Cheesie: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- 
Silh: What? 
Cheesie: *makes frustrated sound* 
Eddie, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

Cal: I am Cal, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

Eddie: We should be partners. 
Wizard: You mean like, partners in crime? 
Eddie: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

Wizard: *is hugging Cal* 
Silh: Hey! It's my turn to hug Cal! 
Silh: *grabs Cal* 
Kajsa: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! 
Wizard: No, It's still my turn! 
Cal: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! 
Silh: But we need the moral support! 
Wizard: And you're small! Which is cute! 
Kajsa: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. 
Cal: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Haly: No problemo! 
Haly, internally: But it was all problemo.

*when a child starts crying in public* 
Cheesie: *tries to make the child laugh* 
Silh: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down* 
Haly: *gives detailed instructions to the parents* 
Wizard: *cries with the child* 
Thaid: *ignores the child* 
Kajsa: *is the reason why the child is crying*

Okay, I can explain--

Silh: Aww, what's your dog's name? 
Haly: Spartacus. 
Silh, yelling to Eddie: TRY SPARTACUS! 
Eddie, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! 
Haly: 
Silh: What's your favorite number?

Cheesie: I just found out from Kajsa today that when Eddie died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Cal said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

Haly: *Reading a letter* 
Kajsa: Well, what does it say? 
Haly: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Thaid killed my pet rock.

Haly: Go on, give Silh a compliment. 
Thaid: How do you expect me to do that? 
Eddie: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. 
Thaid: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! 
Silh, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

Thaid: *kisses Kajsa* 
Kajsa: ! 
Thaid: ...Did you steal my chapstick? 
Kajsa: Did- did I what? 
Thaid: My chapstick, Kajsa. Did you steal it? 
Wizard: Thaid, for the love of God, not this again. 
Kajsa: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick. 
Thaid: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole heckton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fricking chapstick. 
Kajsa: Chocolate and popcorn? 
Wizard: Why do you think it got discontinued?

lol again with the ships xD 

Thaid: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 
Kajsa: I'm a knife. 
Cal, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Wizard: Look guys, I need help. 
Haly: Love help? 
Silh: Financial help? 
Cal: Emotional help? 
Cheesie: Help moving a body? 
*Everybody looks at Cheesie* 
Cheesie: What?

Cal: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles. 
Cal: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

Cheesie: Where’s Cal? 
Wizard: Around. 
Cheesie: Around? 
Cheesie: You don’t have any idea, do you? 
Cal, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Cal: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? 
Thaid: Why? 
Cal: Wizard fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. 
Eddie: Cheesie doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Eddie: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? 
Wizard, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? 
Haly, whispering: Because I have little hands. 
Wizard: Because they have little hands.

Wizard: Cheesie, what are you doing? 
Cheesie: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. 
Wizard: You could always take it out and count it. 
Cheesie: Where’s the fun in that?

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. 
Kajsa: I choose to waive that right! 
Kajsa: *screaming*

Haly: Everything’s fine, Kajsa. 
Kajsa: Haly, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Haly: You have Crayons? 
Kajsa: Yes, I have— 
Haly: You're— how old are you? 
Kajsa: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Wizzy: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! 
Cheesie: KILL IT! SMASH IT! 
Cal: BURN IT! 
Wizzy: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! 
Eddie : Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

Eddie : *tapping fingers on table* 
Wizzy: *taps fingers back furiously* 
Cheesie: …What’s going on? 
Cal: Morse code. They’re talking. 
Eddie : -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... - 
Wizzy: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

@The Halcyon Girl @Shining Silhouette @Edema Rue @The cheeseman @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @CalanoCorvus

These are all amazing.

And, honestly, I would buy chapstick like that if I liked chapstick (it's a story).

Make a ghost! *sacrifices @Edema Rue*

[Kajsa she/her]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

And, honestly, I would buy chapstick like that if I liked chapstick (it's a story).

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I mean chocolate-covered popcorn is yummy so me too actually xD

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Aaaaaahhhh Kajsa those were beautifullllllll!!

THAID NO

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

HEY GUYS!

I WANNA BE INCORECTLY QUOTED!

*GASP*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

@Just-A-Stick!!!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

@Just-A-Stick!!!

THANKS!  

 

@Part Of The Narrative, @Edema Rue and myself  

Spoiler

Stick: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Veil: They do.
Eddie: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

7 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

THANKS!  

 

@Part Of The Narrative, @Edema Rue and myself  

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Stick: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Veil: They do.
Eddie: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

 

XDDDD

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

@SmilingPanda19, @Part Of The Narrative

Spoiler

Stick: They stole from me first!
Panda: Mhm.
Stick: Stole my heart...
Veil: It is still illegal to commit murder.

 

Stick: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Veil: *turning to Panda* How tall are you?

 

*Stick and Veil sitting in jail together*
Veil: So who should we call?
Stick: I’d call Panda, but I feel safer in jail

 

Stick, to Veil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Veil, motioning to themself and Panda: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

 

@The Wandering Wizard, @Part Of The Narrative

Spoiler

Stick: If you had to choose between Veil and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Wizzy: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Veil: Wizzy!
Stick: 63 cents.
Wizzy: I'll take the money.
Veil: WIZZY!!!

 

 

Stick: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Veil: The car takes a screenshot.
Wizzy: For the last time, get the storms out.

 

 

@Shardwatcher01, @The Wandering Wizard, @The Halcyon Girl

Spoiler

Haly: Wizzy was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Wizzy: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Haly: Wizzy, you ate a chair.

 

Haly: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Wizzy: I think you mean cards.
Haly, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

 

 

Shardboi: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Stick: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

 

 

Shardboi, tending to Stick's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Stick: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

 

Shardboi: A theif.
Stick: Thief?
Shardboi: Theif.
Stick: I before E, except after C.
Shardboi: Thceif.
Shardboi: No.

 

 

Shardboi: Where are you going?
Stick: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

 

 

wizzy: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
haly: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
stick: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
shardboi: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

 

wizzy: I just ended a four year relationship.
haly: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
wizzy: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*stick and shardboi fighting from across the room*

 

wizzy: You know those things will kill you, right?
haly, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
stick, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
shardboi: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

 

 

 

Edited February 16 by Just-A-Stick