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6 minutes ago, Kajsa :) said:

Haly’s literally my bestie

Im talking to her rn she says hi to all yall

 

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Hi Lady Halcyon!! :)

You should share the quotes with her in them with her :D

You should share all of them with her. I'm sure she'd find them all wonderful and hilarious.

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Wizzy: We need to distract these guys

Haly: Leave it to me

Haly: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Kajsa, Eddie, and Thaid: *Immediately begin arguing*

Elan, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

 

Wizzy: Haly... How do I begin to explain Haly?

Kajsa: Haly is flawless.

Eddie: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Thaid: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Elan: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

 

Wizzy: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Haly: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Kajsa: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Eddie: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Thaid: My moral code, is that you?

Wizzy:

Wizzy: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

 

Wizzy: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Haly: ... Your what?

Wizzy: My friends.

Kajsa: Are they saying “friends”?

Eddie: I think they're being sarcastic.

Thaid: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Wizzy! All of your friends are in this room.

Wizzy: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

 

Wizzy: *Screams*

Haly: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Kajsa: Should we do something?

Eddie: No, I want to see who wins.

 

Wizzy: Haly, I'm sad.

Haly: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Kajsa: Eddie, I'm sad.

Eddie, nodding: mood.

 

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Wizzy: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

Haly: You're in a prison cell :)

Kajsa: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Haly: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Eddie: I got a 1!

Haly: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

 

Wizzy, driving Haly and Kajsa: So how was your day?

Haly: We almost got surprise adopted!

Wizzy: What?

Kajsa: We almost got kidnapped.

Wizzy: Oh, okay.

Wizzy: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

 

Wizzy: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Haly: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Wizzy: Yes!

Kajsa: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

 

*The group is getting into the car*

Wizzy: I’m driving.

Haly, out of view: Shotgun!

Kajsa, turning to face Haly: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Haly: WOAH-

Haly, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

 

Wizzy, trying to ask Haly out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kajsa: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

 

Wizzy: Haly and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Kajsa: *Sighing* What did Haly do?

Wizzy: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Haly: Who wants a steering wheel?

 

Wizzy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kajsa: Wasn't Haly with you?

Haly: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

 

Wizzy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Haly: Wasn't Kajsa with you?

Kajsa: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

 

Kajsa: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Wizzy: Wasn't Haly with you?

Haly: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

 

Wizzy: Hey Haly,

Haly: Yes?

Wizzy: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Haly:

Haly: Where’s Kajsa?

 

Wizzy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Haly: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Kajsa: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

 

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Wizzy please come to the front desk?

Wizzy, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Haly and Kajsa

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Haly and Kajsa, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Wizzy: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

 

Wizzy: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Haly: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Wizzy: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Kajsa: edible

 

Wizzy: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Kajsa: Just rip the bandage off.

Wizzy: It’s Haly.

Kajsa: Put the bandage back on.

 

Kajsa : I'm incredibly fast at math.

Haly: Alright, what's 30x17?

Kajsa : 47

Haly: That's not even close.

Kajsa : But it was fast.

 

Kajsa : Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Haly's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out…

 

Kajsa : Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Haly: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Kajsa : 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

 

Kajsa : Okay, truth or dare?

Haly: Truth

Kajsa : How many hours have you slept this week?

Haly:

Haly: ...Dare

Kajsa : Go to bed.

Haly: I don’t like this game.

@Kajsa :) @The Halcyon Girl @Edema Rue @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Ancient Elantrian

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hehehe this is fun :3

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Shortie: When do I get my own gun? 
Panda: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

 

Shortie: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! 
Snail: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

 

*Bookwyrm and Shortie are in a mirror maze* 
Bookwyrm, seeing Shortie: C'mon, you got it! Almost through! 
Shortie: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it* 
Bookwyrm: *screams*

 

Snail: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. 
Snail: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

 

Shortie: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. 
Panda: You mean you stabbed them? 
Shortie: They ran into my knife.

 

Bookwyrm: Snail, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. 
Snail: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

@shortcake @SmilingPanda19 @The Bookwyrm @TheGreatSnail

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Facepalm, banging on door: Wizard! open up!

Wizard: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Insanity: No, they meant-

shortcake: let them finish.

 

Facepalm: Can you keep a secret?

Stick: Do you know anything about my life?

Facepalm: No, I do not. Good point.

 

 

 

 

thx, @Szeth's Facepalm @shortcake@InfiniteInsanity @The Wandering Wizard, and @Just-A-Stick( or stick, i don't realy care) 😂

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Facepalm: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Insanity: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Facepalm: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

 

Edema: So what’s for dinner?
Stick, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

 

Facepalm: Do you take constructive criticism?
Stick: I only take cash or credit.

 

Insanity: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Facepalm: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Insanity: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

 

 

Edema: You have to apologize to Insanity
Stick: Fine.
Stick: 'Unstorm you' or whatever.

 

 

Facepalm: While I’m gone, Stick, you’re in charge.
Stick: Yes!!!
Facepalm, whispering: Edema, you’re secretly in charge.
Edema: Obviously.

 

 

Stick: Facepalm, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Facepalm: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Stick: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Insanity.

 

 

Stick: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Facepalm: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Stick: Yes!
Insanity: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

 

Stick: I told Insanity their ears flush when they lie.
Facepalm: Why?
Stick: Look.
Stick: Hey Insanity! Do you love us?
Insanity, covering their ears: No.
Facepalm:

 

 

 

 

 

OML this is SO fun!

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17 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Edema: So what’s for dinner?
Stick, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Aw man…I’m hungry…

18 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Facepalm, whispering: Edema, you’re secretly in charge.
Edema: Obviously

Heehee I’m always in charge :) 

I KNOW RIGHT ITS AWESOME

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52 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Don't worry, regret tastes like... *trying to think what pattern would say* uhhh... chicken. Rosharan chicken of course!

YAY I LOVE ROSHARAN CHICKENS!!

49 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

SHOOT! I WAS GOING TO GO TO THE PLAY BUT FORGOT!!! tomorrow i will 

No one's heads fell off, so...it was better than yesterday :D 

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