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[Aeoryi she/her]

Shhh I've been doing this for over a decade I know how to run multiverse - @Channelknight Fadran

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

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Snail: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! 

Snail: *aggressively throws water bottles* 

Bookwyrm: Uh... what's up with them? 

Insa: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. 

Snail: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! 

Shortcake, crying: It's working.

 

Snail: I’m so excited! 
Shortcake: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... 
Snail: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! 
Shortcake: Yeah!

 

Bookwyrm: I CAN'T DO IT! 
Insa, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! 
Bookwyrm: I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE 
Wizard: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. 
Bookwyrm: 
Bookwyrm: I appreciate it, 
Bookwyrm: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- 
Shortcake: Bookwyrm- 
Bookwyrm: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! 
Snail: Bookwyrm we gotta- 
Bookwyrm: YOU GOTTA DRAW A  LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. 
Bookwyrm: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' 
Bookwyrm, motioning to Insa eating some sort of pumpkin pastry while simultaneously dying from laughter among other things: NOT THIS!

@TheGreatSnail @The Wandering Wizard @The Bookwyrm @shortcake

[TheRavenHasLanded he/him]

Me walking into that room: ……….. ok

[shortcake thr/eat]

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Bookwyrm: That's not funny. 
Snail: I thought it was funny. 
Bookwyrm: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

 

Wizzy: Eddie, keep an eye on Shortie today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. 
Eddie: Sure, I'd love to see Shortie getting punched. 
Wizzy: Try again. 
Eddie, sighing: I will try to stop Shortie from getting punched.

 

Snail: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? 
Bookwyrm: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

 

Thaid: Shortie isn’t answering my messages. 
Panda: Allow me. 
Thaid: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- 
Shortie: *replying to message* Hello.

 

Thaid: Shortie isn’t answering my messages. 
Panda: Allow me. 
Thaid: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- 
Shortie: *replying to message* Hello.

 

Kajsa: Tell me a little about yourself. 
Shortie: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

 

Bookwyrm: We need a distraction. 
Panda: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? 
Shortie, whispering: My time has come.

 

Wizzy: Uhh.. Snail just asked if we want to… 
Wizzy: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?” 
Shortie, not even looking up from their phone: They’re asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees. 
Wizzy: Oh, that makes more sense.

 

Shortie: I think my guardian angel drinks.

 

Elan: I believe in you, Shortie! 
Shortie, to themself: Man, I must suck. The nicest thing Elan can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.

 

Shortie: Can I get a waffle? 
Eddie and Panda: *fighting and yelling at each other* 
Shortie: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

 

Eddie: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? 
Panda: Y- you were putting it in cold water?? 
Insa: Eddie. Answer the question, Eddie. 
Eddie: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. 
Eddie: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water? 
Panda: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? 
Insa: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? 
Panda: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? 
Insa: It takes less than a minute. 
Panda: Is your stovetop powered by the sun??? 
Insa: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? 
Panda: Like seven minutes?? 
Kajsa: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! 
Insa: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Kajsa? Your stove is enchanted! 
Eddie: Every single person here is a freaking lunatic. 
Bookwyrm: Do none of you own a kettle?!

 

Panda: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

 

Murderer: Any last words? 
Snail: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

 

 

@TheGreatSnail @Edema Rue @InfiniteInsanity @The Bookwyrm @Kajsa :) @SmilingPanda19 @Ancient Elantrian @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Cash67 Where’s/Perry]

*smol request for other people placing me in quotes*

[Edema Rue she/her]

37 minutes ago, shortcake said:

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Bookwyrm: That's not funny. 
Snail: I thought it was funny. 
Bookwyrm: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

 

Wizzy: Eddie, keep an eye on Shortie today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. 
Eddie: Sure, I'd love to see Shortie getting punched. 
Wizzy: Try again. 
Eddie, sighing: I will try to stop Shortie from getting punched.

 

Snail: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? 
Bookwyrm: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

 

Thaid: Shortie isn’t answering my messages. 
Panda: Allow me. 
Thaid: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- 
Shortie: *replying to message* Hello.

 

Thaid: Shortie isn’t answering my messages. 
Panda: Allow me. 
Thaid: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- 
Shortie: *replying to message* Hello.

 

Kajsa: Tell me a little about yourself. 
Shortie: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

 

Bookwyrm: We need a distraction. 
Panda: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? 
Shortie, whispering: My time has come.

 

Wizzy: Uhh.. Snail just asked if we want to… 
Wizzy: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?” 
Shortie, not even looking up from their phone: They’re asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees. 
Wizzy: Oh, that makes more sense.

 

Shortie: I think my guardian angel drinks.

 

Elan: I believe in you, Shortie! 
Shortie, to themself: Man, I must suck. The nicest thing Elan can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.

 

Shortie: Can I get a waffle? 
Eddie and Panda: *fighting and yelling at each other* 
Shortie: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

 

Eddie: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? 
Panda: Y- you were putting it in cold water?? 
Insa: Eddie. Answer the question, Eddie. 
Eddie: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. 
Eddie: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water? 
Panda: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? 
Insa: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? 
Panda: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? 
Insa: It takes less than a minute. 
Panda: Is your stovetop powered by the sun??? 
Insa: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? 
Panda: Like seven minutes?? 
Kajsa: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! 
Insa: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Kajsa? Your stove is enchanted! 
Eddie: Every single person here is a freaking lunatic. 
Bookwyrm: Do none of you own a kettle?!

 

Panda: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

 

Murderer: Any last words? 
Snail: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

 

 

@TheGreatSnail @Edema Rue @InfiniteInsanity @The Bookwyrm @Kajsa :) @SmilingPanda19 @Ancient Elantrian @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

*giggles*

30 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

*smol request for other people placing me in quotes*

*when it’s no longer midnight it shall be done*

[Kajsa she/her]

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Haly: I got an idea! 
Shortie: Does it involve breaking the law? 
Haly: By now don’t you think that’s a given? 
Shortie: I was just trying to be optimistic. 
Haly: Don’t bother.

Alphie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm storming pissed.

Haly: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! 
Shortie: *loads shotgun* I got this. 
Haly: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

*Cash and Kajsa are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* 
Cash: oh my god, Kajsa, backwards! 
Kajsa: Really, Cash? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Thaid: Hey Panda? 
Panda: Yeah? 
Thaid: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? 
Panda: 
Panda: ...What.

Cash: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 
Panda: Neither. 
Panda: Because it's twelve.

*Thaid, Insa, and Eddie are playing poker. Eddie is winning by a long shot.* 
Thaid: Aw, come on. 
Insa: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing! 
Eddie: Go Fish?

Wizzy: You're a liar! 
Shortie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! 
Thaid: I'm leaving and I'm taking Kajsa with me! 
Insa, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Kajsa: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Eddie, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Cash, watching Shortie and Panda fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? 
Insa, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. 
Cash: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? 
Shortie: Insa. 
Panda: Insa. 
Insa: Me.

Haly: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. 
Haly: And I started thinking. 
Haly: Like, it was just trying to get food. 
Haly: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? 
Wizzy: Are you ok?

Shortie: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- 
Shortie, to Eddie: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. 
Haly, to Kajsa: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. 
Panda: There are two types of people.

Kajsa: I’m so excited! 
Shortie: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... 
Kajsa: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! 
Shortie: Yeah!

Cash: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. 
Cash: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Insa: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day. 
Cash: No, eight glasses! 
Eddie: I heard ten. 
Kajsa: You need to drink at least one glass a day. *awkward silence* What? Some days I don't even drink THAT, OKAY?
*later…* 
Haly: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing. 
Insa: What did you learn? 
Haly: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad. 
Cash: I’ll get some water. 
Haly: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy. 
Thaid: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

Wizzy: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! 
Haly: I wish for good grades. 
Kajsa: Nerd. 
Haly: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Kajsa.
Wizzy: Haly…

Eddie: I  wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Kajsa: Cash, can I ask you a question? 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa: Okay, can I ask you two questions? 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa: When?! 
Cash: Just now.

Shortie: Hey, you wanna know a secret? 
Cash: No. 
Shortie: Okay. 
Cash: 
Cash: Do you smell smoke? 
Shortie: The secret is that the house is on fire.

Alphie: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— 
Eddie: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

Kajsa: I have no idea what to do.
Kajsa: Oh, wait! Yahoo (the Shard, *ahem*)! Answers!

Eddie: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. 
Kajsa: These are handcuffs. 
Eddie: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Kajsa: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? 
Alphie: The afterlife, I guess.

Alphie: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 
Eddie: Okay. 
Alphie: And make out during the scary parts. 
Eddie: Th- 
Eddie: The scary parts. 
Eddie: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Alphie: What is love? 
Kajsa: An emotional minefield. 
Eddie: A neurochemical reaction. 
Thaid: Baby don't hurt me.

Hehe.

@Cash67 @shortcake @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue @InfiniteInsanity @The Wandering Wizard @The Halcyon Girl @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Labyrinth

Edited November 11, 2023 by Kajsa :)

[SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety]

19 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Panda: Time for plan G.
Wizzy: Don’t you mean plan B?
Panda: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Wizzy: What about plan D?
Panda: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Wizzy: What about plan E?
Panda: I’m hoping not to use it. Elan dies in plan E.
Eddie: I like plan E.

Fr why is this me…………

Im a I n t e r e s t i n g p e r s o n 

16 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

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Eddie: The floor is lava! 
Wizzy: *helps Cacophony onto the counter* 
Thaid: *kicks Panda off the sofa* 
Panda: *lays on the floor* 
Eddie: ...Are you okay? 
Panda: No.

Panda: Hey, what have you two been doing? 
Thaid: we were helping Wizzy with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate. 
Cacophony: How is “Nice ---, Eddie” inappropriate?

@SmilingPanda19 @The Wandering Wizard @Edema Rue @Being of Cacophony

I’ve actually done that in a game of floor is lava-

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood remember when we talked about crashing Alex’s wedding by getting a van and picking the crew up then getting a boat and going across the ocean-

15 hours ago, Kajsa said:

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Panda: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. 
Eddie: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. 
Panda: Absolutely not.
 

Hehe. 
@Edema Rue @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @The Halcyon Girl @SmilingPanda19

It’s not happening bucko

6 hours ago, shortcake said:

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Thaid: Shortie isn’t answering my messages. 
Panda: Allow me. 
Thaid: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- 
Shortie: *replying to message* Hello.

Panda: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

 

 

@TheGreatSnail @Edema Rue @InfiniteInsanity @The Bookwyrm @Kajsa :) @SmilingPanda19 @Ancient Elantrian @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Shortie is muh lil’ pumpkin pieeeeee

Yeah. I like to flirt with death  it likes to flirt back. death my tiny baby boiiiiii…. 

[Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan]

8 hours ago, shortcake said:

Elan: I believe in you, Shortie! 
Shortie, to themself: Man, I must suck. The nicest thing Elan can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.

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HEY! You’re great!

And yes you exist.

 

14 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

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Wizzy: We need to distract these guys

Haly: Leave it to me

Haly: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Kajsa, Eddie, and Thaid: *Immediately begin arguing*

Elan, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

 

Wizzy: Haly... How do I begin to explain Haly?

Kajsa: Haly is flawless.

Eddie: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Thaid: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Elan: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

 

Wizzy: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Haly: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Kajsa: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Eddie: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Thaid: My moral code, is that you?

Wizzy:

Wizzy: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

 

Wizzy: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Haly: ... Your what?

Wizzy: My friends.

Kajsa: Are they saying “friends”?

Eddie: I think they're being sarcastic.

Thaid: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Wizzy! All of your friends are in this room.

Wizzy: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

 

Wizzy: *Screams*

Haly: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Kajsa: Should we do something?

Eddie: No, I want to see who wins.

 

Wizzy: Haly, I'm sad.

Haly: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Kajsa: Eddie, I'm sad.

Eddie, nodding: mood.

 

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Wizzy: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

Haly: You're in a prison cell

Kajsa: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Haly: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Eddie: I got a 1!

Haly: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

 

Wizzy, driving Haly and Kajsa: So how was your day?

Haly: We almost got surprise adopted!

Wizzy: What?

Kajsa: We almost got kidnapped.

Wizzy: Oh, okay.

Wizzy: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

 

Wizzy: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Haly: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Wizzy: Yes!

Kajsa: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

 

*The group is getting into the car*

Wizzy: I’m driving.

Haly, out of view: Shotgun!

Kajsa, turning to face Haly: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Haly: WOAH-

Haly, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

 

Wizzy, trying to ask Haly out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kajsa: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

 

Wizzy: Haly and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Kajsa: *Sighing* What did Haly do?

Wizzy: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Haly: Who wants a steering wheel?

 

Wizzy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kajsa: Wasn't Haly with you?

Haly: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

 

Wizzy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Haly: Wasn't Kajsa with you?

Kajsa: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

 

Kajsa: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Wizzy: Wasn't Haly with you?

Haly: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

 

Wizzy: Hey Haly,

Haly: Yes?

Wizzy: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Haly:

Haly: Where’s Kajsa?

 

Wizzy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Haly: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Kajsa: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

 

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Wizzy please come to the front desk?

Wizzy, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Haly and Kajsa

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Haly and Kajsa, simultaneously: We got lost

Wizzy: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

 

Wizzy: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Haly: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Wizzy: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Kajsa: edible

 

Wizzy: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Kajsa: Just rip the bandage off.

Wizzy: It’s Haly.

Kajsa: Put the bandage back on.

 

Kajsa : I'm incredibly fast at math.

Haly: Alright, what's 30x17?

Kajsa : 47

Haly: That's not even close.

Kajsa : But it was fast.

 

Kajsa : Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Haly's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out…

 

Kajsa : Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Haly: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Kajsa : 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

 

Kajsa : Okay, truth or dare?

Haly: Truth

Kajsa : How many hours have you slept this week?

Haly:

Haly: ...Dare

Kajsa : Go to bed.

Haly: I don’t like this game.

@Kajsa :) @The Halcyon Girl @Edema Rue @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Ancient Elantrian

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I love these!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Facepalm: You know those things will kill you, right?
Elan, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Stick, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Edema: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Stick: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Elan: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Stick, desperately, as Elan bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Elan Oh! B positive.
Stick: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Elan:

 

Stick: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Facepalm: What did you do?
Stick: Nobody died.
Facepalm: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

 

*Elan and Stick skipping stones on lake*
Elan: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Stick, whispering: Take that you storming lake

 

 

HE he he these are So FUN!

 

 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

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Facepalm: Stick, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Stick: Well of course I have.
Stick: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Stick: It's boring.

 

Stick: God, give me patience.
Edema: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Stick: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

 

Stick: Am I going too far?
Panda: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

 

Stick: You're right.
Panda That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

 

 

 

 

ok, last one for now...

Insanity: You kill people for money?!
Stick: I can explain!
Insanity: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

 

 

or, maybe just one very last one?

 

Panda: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Stick: That's why I carry two swords.

 

It'S CoNtAgiOuS 

I HaVe A dEaDlY cAsE!!!!

 

Stick: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Panda: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

 

Stick: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Panda: I do have a sense of humor you know
Stick: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Panda: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

 

Stick: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Edema: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

Stick: I made tea.
Elan: I don’t want tea.
Stick: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Elan: Then why are you telling me?
Stick: It is a conversation starter.
Elan: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Stick: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

 

 

ok, for real this time!

 

 

*10 minutes later*

Going into withdrawllll

 

 

Edited November 11, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[Edema Rue she/her]

Oh, @Just-A-Stick, you can edit things into previous posts of you’d like, mods get hungry when you double post (and when mods get hungry, sharders get eaten)  

also

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Kajsa: Cash noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. 
Shortie: This reminds me of the Cash who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. 
Kajsa: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Cash.

 

Eddie: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone! 

Kajsa: Eddie, there's people that are dying.

 

*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.* 

Raven: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.* 

Raven: *Finds tortilla chips.* 

Eddie, to Cash: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Cash!

 

Cash: I am a ninja. 

Raven: No, you’re not. 

Cash: Did you see me do that? 

Raven: Do what? 

Cash: Exactly.

 

Kajsa: Just wondering, did you get any sleep? 

Cash: Did I get any... leap? 

Kajsa: What...?

 

Raven, teaching Eddie to drive: Okay Eddie, what does a green light mean? 

Eddie: Go! 

Raven: A red light? 

Eddie: Stop! 

Raven: And what about a yellow light? 

Eddie: If you floor it, you can make it! 

Raven: …No—

 

Kajsa: You want some leftovers? 

Shortie: What are those? 

Kajsa: You've never had leftovers before? 

Shortie: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

 

Kajsa: How the scud did you crash the car?! 

Shortie: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Shortie: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Kajsa: ... 

Eddie, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

 

Eddie: I’m telling you, my team is competent. 

Shortie, rushing in: Eddie! Cash tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

 

Kajsa: You shouldn't be using a straw. 

Shortie: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. 

Kajsa: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

 

Shortie: Good. Thanks, dad. 

Kajsa: You just called Cash “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” 

Shortie: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. 

Cash: Do you see me as a father figure, Shortie? 

Shortie: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. 

Eddie: Hey! Show your father some respect!

 

*Kajsa is considering cancelling plans, and Eddie and Raven are advising them on what to do* 

Eddie: Just don't go. 

Raven: Say you’re ill! 

Eddie: Pretend to break your leg. 

Raven: Really break your leg!

(Hehehe)

 

Shortie: Eddie, gather the others. We need to have another Raven-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

 

Kajsa: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. 

Shortie: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

 

Kajsa: *falls down the stairs* 

Cash: Are you okay? 

Eddie: Stop falling down the stairs! 

Raven: How’d the ground taste?

 

Cash: Comparing Kajsa and Shortie is like comparing apples and oranges. 

Kajsa: We’re both unique in our own ways? 

Cash: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 

Shortie: Which one of us is the orange?

 

Raven: When I was a kid, Kajsa told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. 

Eddie: They are! 

Raven: FOR REAL? 

Eddie: No! Why did you fall for it again?

 

Kajsa: Cash, why are you standing in front of the fan? 

Cash: I’m waiting for Raven to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel. 

Kajsa: You want Raven to think you’re a supermodel? 

Cash: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of their walk! 

Kajsa, sarcastically: You’re selfless. 

Cash: Thank you for noticing.

@Cash67 @TheRavenHasLanded @Kajsa :) @shortcake

Edited November 11, 2023 by Edema Rue

[Kajsa she/her]

5 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

*Kajsa is considering cancelling plans, and Eddie and Raven are advising them on what to do* 

Eddie: Just don't go. 

Raven: Say you’re ill! 

Eddie: Pretend to break your leg. 

Raven: Really break your leg!

(Hehehe)

HAHAHA

these are all actual gems xD

Edited November 11, 2023 by Kajsa :)

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

16 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Oh, @Just-A-Stick, you can edit things into previous posts of you’d like, mods get hungry when you double post (and when mods get hungry, sharders get eaten)  

thanks

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

thanks

 

I like you too much to let a mod eat you

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Thank you all

These made me laugh and smile today when it was very needed. 

I'd just request that you all make some with Haly in it as she loves it when people do so

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Insa: Those darn tall old people. 

Snail: Darn em' indeed. 

Insa: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough. 

Snail: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead. 

The Squad: 

Snail: Hahaha. 

Snail: ...Is this self-destructive behavior?

@TheGreatSnail

Edited November 11, 2023 by InfiniteInsanity

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 hours ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

I’ve actually done that in a game of floor is lava-

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood remember when we talked about crashing Alex’s wedding by getting a van and picking the crew up then getting a boat and going across the ocean-

I REMEMBER THAT!!!

It would've been fun, crashing a friend who we've never met's wedding with other friends we've never met...

Imagine we're in the boat, getting ready to crash it, then we're like "Wait, who are you people-"

3 hours ago, Kajsa said:

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Haly: I got an idea! 
Shortie: Does it involve breaking the law? 
Haly: By now don’t you think that’s a given? 
Shortie: I was just trying to be optimistic. 
Haly: Don’t bother.

Alphie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm storming pissed.

Haly: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! 
Shortie: *loads shotgun* I got this. 
Haly: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

*Cash and Kajsa are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* 
Cash: oh my god, Kajsa, backwards! 
Kajsa: Really, Cash? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Thaid: Hey Panda? 
Panda: Yeah? 
Thaid: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? 
Panda: 
Panda: ...What.

Cash: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 
Panda: Neither. 
Panda: Because it's twelve.

*Thaid, Insa, and Eddie are playing poker. Eddie is winning by a long shot.* 
Thaid: Aw, come on. 
Insa: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing! 
Eddie: Go Fish?

Wizzy: You're a liar! 
Shortie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! 
Thaid: I'm leaving and I'm taking Kajsa with me! 
Insa, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Kajsa: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Eddie, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Cash, watching Shortie and Panda fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? 
Insa, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. 
Cash: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? 
Shortie: Insa. 
Panda: Insa. 
Insa: Me.

Haly: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. 
Haly: And I started thinking. 
Haly: Like, it was just trying to get food. 
Haly: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? 
Wizzy: Are you ok?

Shortie: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- 
Shortie, to Eddie: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. 
Haly, to Kajsa: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. 
Panda: There are two types of people.

Kajsa: I’m so excited! 
Shortie: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... 
Kajsa: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! 
Shortie: Yeah!

Cash: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. 
Cash: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Insa: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day. 
Cash: No, eight glasses! 
Eddie: I heard ten. 
Kajsa: You need to drink at least one glass a day. *awkward silence* What? Some days I don't even drink THAT, OKAY?
*later…* 
Haly: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing. 
Insa: What did you learn? 
Haly: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad. 
Cash: I’ll get some water. 
Haly: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy. 
Thaid: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

Wizzy: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! 
Haly: I wish for good grades. 
Kajsa: Nerd. 
Haly: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Kajsa.
Wizzy: Haly…

Eddie: I  wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Kajsa: Cash, can I ask you a question? 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa: Okay, can I ask you two questions? 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa: When?! 
Cash: Just now.

Shortie: Hey, you wanna know a secret? 
Cash: No. 
Shortie: Okay. 
Cash: 
Cash: Do you smell smoke? 
Shortie: The secret is that the house is on fire.

Alphie: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— 
Eddie: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

Kajsa: I have no idea what to do.
Kajsa: Oh, wait! Yahoo (the Shard, *ahem*)! Answers!

Eddie: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. 
Kajsa: These are handcuffs. 
Eddie: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Kajsa: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? 
Alphie: The afterlife, I guess.

Alphie: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 
Eddie: Okay. 
Alphie: And make out during the scary parts. 
Eddie: Th- 
Eddie: The scary parts. 
Eddie: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Alphie: What is love? 
Kajsa: An emotional minefield. 
Eddie: A neurochemical reaction. 
Thaid: Baby don't hurt me.

Hehe.

@Cash67 @shortcake @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue @InfiniteInsanity @The Wandering Wizard @The Halcyon Girl @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Labyrinth

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

[TheRavenHasLanded he/him]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Oh, @Just-A-Stick, you can edit things into previous posts of you’d like, mods get hungry when you double post (and when mods get hungry, sharders get eaten)  

also

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Kajsa: Cash noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. 
Shortie: This reminds me of the Cash who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. 
Kajsa: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Cash.

 

Eddie: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone! 

Kajsa: Eddie, there's people that are dying.

 

*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.* 

Raven: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.* 

Raven: *Finds tortilla chips.* 

Eddie, to Cash: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Cash!

 

Cash: I am a ninja. 

Raven: No, you’re not. 

Cash: Did you see me do that? 

Raven: Do what? 

Cash: Exactly.

 

Kajsa: Just wondering, did you get any sleep? 

Cash: Did I get any... leap? 

Kajsa: What...?

 

Raven, teaching Eddie to drive: Okay Eddie, what does a green light mean? 

Eddie: Go! 

Raven: A red light? 

Eddie: Stop! 

Raven: And what about a yellow light? 

Eddie: If you floor it, you can make it! 

Raven: …No—

 

Kajsa: You want some leftovers? 

Shortie: What are those? 

Kajsa: You've never had leftovers before? 

Shortie: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

 

Kajsa: How the scud did you crash the car?! 

Shortie: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Shortie: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Kajsa: ... 

Eddie, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

 

Eddie: I’m telling you, my team is competent. 

Shortie, rushing in: Eddie! Cash tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

 

Kajsa: You shouldn't be using a straw. 

Shortie: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. 

Kajsa: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

 

Shortie: Good. Thanks, dad. 

Kajsa: You just called Cash “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” 

Shortie: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. 

Cash: Do you see me as a father figure, Shortie? 

Shortie: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. 

Eddie: Hey! Show your father some respect!

 

*Kajsa is considering cancelling plans, and Eddie and Raven are advising them on what to do* 

Eddie: Just don't go. 

Raven: Say you’re ill! 

Eddie: Pretend to break your leg. 

Raven: Really break your leg!

(Hehehe)

 

Shortie: Eddie, gather the others. We need to have another Raven-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

 

Kajsa: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. 

Shortie: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

 

Kajsa: *falls down the stairs* 

Cash: Are you okay? 

Eddie: Stop falling down the stairs! 

Raven: How’d the ground taste?

 

Cash: Comparing Kajsa and Shortie is like comparing apples and oranges. 

Kajsa: We’re both unique in our own ways? 

Cash: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 

Shortie: Which one of us is the orange?

 

Raven: When I was a kid, Kajsa told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. 

Eddie: They are! 

Raven: FOR REAL? 

Eddie: No! Why did you fall for it again?

 

Kajsa: Cash, why are you standing in front of the fan? 

Cash: I’m waiting for Raven to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel. 

Kajsa: You want Raven to think you’re a supermodel? 

Cash: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of their walk! 

Kajsa, sarcastically: You’re selfless. 

Cash: Thank you for noticing.

@Cash67 @TheRavenHasLanded @Kajsa :) @shortcake

These are too good

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Thank you all

These made me laugh and smile today when it was very needed. 

I'd just request that you all make some with Haly in it as she loves it when people do so

AAAHHHH I FORGOT HALY

ONE MOMENT

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

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Elan: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

 

Elan: So what are your political beliefs? 

Haly, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

 

Wiz: Elan! Haly got that thing on the control panel working! 

Elan: Wow! That looks pretty impressive. 

Wiz: Yeah! 

Elan: Any idea what it does? 

Wiz: Not a clue.

 

Haly: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. 

Eddie: Okay? 

Haly: … 

Haly: … 

Haly: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

 

Panda: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Wiz? 

Wiz: No. 

Panda: I think I speak for Wiz when I say it sounds really super.

 

Eddie, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

 

Eddie: I'm cold. 

Haly: Here, take my hoodie. 

*meanwhile* 

Wiz: I'm cold. 

Panda: I can't control the weather, Wiz.

 

Elan, texting: Haly, will you please go to sleep? 

Haly, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? 

Elan, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE STORMS UP AND GO TO SLEEP! 

Elan, texting: Just a hunch You goin’ to sleep soon? 

Haly, texting: I’m trying 

Elan, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW

Elan, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky

 

Elan: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! 

Panda: Six? I only got three! 

Wiz: You guys got sleep? 

Eddie, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

(Aahhh…that might be accurate)

 

Haly: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven. 

Elan: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

 

Eddie, near tears: Please, Haly, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

 

Panda: Here you go, Haly, a nice hot cup of coffee! 

Haly: It's cold. 

Panda: A nice cup of coffee. 

Haly: It's horrible! 

Panda: Cup of coffee. 

Haly: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. 

Panda: C U P.

 

Haly: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? 

Panda: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

 

Haly: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. 

Panda & Eddie: 

Panda: Was it Eddie?

 

*Wiz is speaking on the phone* 

Wiz: Yeah, I'm with Eddie. 

Eddie: Im storming dying- 

Wiz: Yep, they're okay. 

Eddie: I have a knife in my chest! 

Wiz: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. 

Eddie: IM BLEEDING OUT-

 

Panda: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? 

Wiz: I gotta give you credit, Haly. You make it look easy. 

Haly: Years of practice.

 

Wiz: Where’s Eddie? 

Elan: Around. 

Wiz: Around? 

Wiz: You don’t have any idea, do you? 

Eddie, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

 

Eddie: How stupid do you think I am?! 

Elan: You really want an honest answer to that?

 

Eddie: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. 

Panda: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Haly. 

Eddie, pointing their hot glue gun towards Panda: You’re on very thin ice.

 

Eddie: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire? 

Haly: Microwave for 40 minutes. 

Elan: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?! 

Haly: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots… 

Panda: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?! 

Haly: Microwave for 40 minutes.

 

Panda: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ 

Panda: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

 

Elan: I've been expecting you, Eddie. 

Eddie: How did you do that without turning around? 

Elan: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

 

Haly: Do you want some tea? 

Panda: What are the options? 

Haly: Yes or no.

 

Haly: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

 

Eddie: Haly, is that legal? 

Haly: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

 

Elan: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. 

Haly: But don't you hate yourself. 

Elan: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

 

Panda, to Elan: If Eddie doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check. 

Eddie, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

 

Eddie: But what about Haly? They were my SOULMATE! 

Wiz: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

 

*Everyone is playing a board game together* 

Panda: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. 

Haly: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. 

Wiz: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. 

Elan: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. 

Wiz: *flips the board*

@The Wandering Wizard @Ancient Elantrian @SmilingPanda19 @The Halcyon Girl :(.

[The Aspiring Archivist any]

[Cash67 Where’s/Perry]

5 hours ago, Kajsa said:

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Haly: I got an idea! 
Shortie: Does it involve breaking the law? 
Haly: By now don’t you think that’s a given? 
Shortie: I was just trying to be optimistic. 
Haly: Don’t bother.

Alphie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm storming pissed.

Haly: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! 
Shortie: *loads shotgun* I got this. 
Haly: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

*Cash and Kajsa are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* 
Cash: oh my god, Kajsa, backwards! 
Kajsa: Really, Cash? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Thaid: Hey Panda? 
Panda: Yeah? 
Thaid: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? 
Panda: 
Panda: ...What.

Cash: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 
Panda: Neither. 
Panda: Because it's twelve.

*Thaid, Insa, and Eddie are playing poker. Eddie is winning by a long shot.* 
Thaid: Aw, come on. 
Insa: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing! 
Eddie: Go Fish?

Wizzy: You're a liar! 
Shortie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! 
Thaid: I'm leaving and I'm taking Kajsa with me! 
Insa, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Kajsa: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Eddie, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Cash, watching Shortie and Panda fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? 
Insa, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. 
Cash: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? 
Shortie: Insa. 
Panda: Insa. 
Insa: Me.

Haly: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. 
Haly: And I started thinking. 
Haly: Like, it was just trying to get food. 
Haly: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? 
Wizzy: Are you ok?

Shortie: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- 
Shortie, to Eddie: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. 
Haly, to Kajsa: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. 
Panda: There are two types of people.

Kajsa: I’m so excited! 
Shortie: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... 
Kajsa: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! 
Shortie: Yeah!

Cash: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. 
Cash: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Insa: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day. 
Cash: No, eight glasses! 
Eddie: I heard ten. 
Kajsa: You need to drink at least one glass a day. *awkward silence* What? Some days I don't even drink THAT, OKAY?
*later…* 
Haly: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing. 
Insa: What did you learn? 
Haly: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad. 
Cash: I’ll get some water. 
Haly: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy. 
Thaid: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

Wizzy: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! 
Haly: I wish for good grades. 
Kajsa: Nerd. 
Haly: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Kajsa.
Wizzy: Haly…

Eddie: I  wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Kajsa: Cash, can I ask you a question? 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa: Okay, can I ask you two questions? 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! 
Cash: You just did. 
Kajsa: When?! 
Cash: Just now.

Shortie: Hey, you wanna know a secret? 
Cash: No. 
Shortie: Okay. 
Cash: 
Cash: Do you smell smoke? 
Shortie: The secret is that the house is on fire.

Alphie: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— 
Eddie: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

Kajsa: I have no idea what to do.
Kajsa: Oh, wait! Yahoo (the Shard, *ahem*)! Answers!

Eddie: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. 
Kajsa: These are handcuffs. 
Eddie: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Kajsa: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? 
Alphie: The afterlife, I guess.

Alphie: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 
Eddie: Okay. 
Alphie: And make out during the scary parts. 
Eddie: Th- 
Eddie: The scary parts. 
Eddie: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Alphie: What is love? 
Kajsa: An emotional minefield. 
Eddie: A neurochemical reaction. 
Thaid: Baby don't hurt me.

Hehe.

@Cash67 @shortcake @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue @InfiniteInsanity @The Wandering Wizard @The Halcyon Girl @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Labyrinth

 

2 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

Oh, @Just-A-Stick, you can edit things into previous posts of you’d like, mods get hungry when you double post (and when mods get hungry, sharders get eaten)  

also

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Kajsa: Cash noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. 
Shortie: This reminds me of the Cash who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. 
Kajsa: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Cash.

 

Eddie: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone! 

Kajsa: Eddie, there's people that are dying.

 

*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.* 

Raven: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.* 

Raven: *Finds tortilla chips.* 

Eddie, to Cash: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Cash!

 

Cash: I am a ninja. 

Raven: No, you’re not. 

Cash: Did you see me do that? 

Raven: Do what? 

Cash: Exactly.

 

Kajsa: Just wondering, did you get any sleep? 

Cash: Did I get any... leap? 

Kajsa: What...?

 

Raven, teaching Eddie to drive: Okay Eddie, what does a green light mean? 

Eddie: Go! 

Raven: A red light? 

Eddie: Stop! 

Raven: And what about a yellow light? 

Eddie: If you floor it, you can make it! 

Raven: …No—

 

Kajsa: You want some leftovers? 

Shortie: What are those? 

Kajsa: You've never had leftovers before? 

Shortie: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

 

Kajsa: How the scud did you crash the car?! 

Shortie: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Shortie: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Kajsa: ... 

Eddie, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

 

Eddie: I’m telling you, my team is competent. 

Shortie, rushing in: Eddie! Cash tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

 

Kajsa: You shouldn't be using a straw. 

Shortie: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. 

Kajsa: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

 

Shortie: Good. Thanks, dad. 

Kajsa: You just called Cash “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” 

Shortie: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. 

Cash: Do you see me as a father figure, Shortie? 

Shortie: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. 

Eddie: Hey! Show your father some respect!

 

*Kajsa is considering cancelling plans, and Eddie and Raven are advising them on what to do* 

Eddie: Just don't go. 

Raven: Say you’re ill! 

Eddie: Pretend to break your leg. 

Raven: Really break your leg!

(Hehehe)

 

Shortie: Eddie, gather the others. We need to have another Raven-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

 

Kajsa: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. 

Shortie: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

 

Kajsa: *falls down the stairs* 

Cash: Are you okay? 

Eddie: Stop falling down the stairs! 

Raven: How’d the ground taste?

 

Cash: Comparing Kajsa and Shortie is like comparing apples and oranges. 

Kajsa: We’re both unique in our own ways? 

Cash: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 

Shortie: Which one of us is the orange?

 

Raven: When I was a kid, Kajsa told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. 

Eddie: They are! 

Raven: FOR REAL? 

Eddie: No! Why did you fall for it again?

 

Kajsa: Cash, why are you standing in front of the fan? 

Cash: I’m waiting for Raven to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel. 

Kajsa: You want Raven to think you’re a supermodel? 

Cash: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of their walk! 

Kajsa, sarcastically: You’re selfless. 

Cash: Thank you for noticing.

@Cash67 @TheRavenHasLanded @Kajsa :) @shortcake

WHY DO I RELATE TO THESE

 

I know I have all of the wisdom needed to not do these things but the curiosity and chaotic tendencies to tell me to do them anyway. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I like you too much to let a mod eat you

Awww, thank youuuu

[Cash67 Where’s/Perry]

Also if any of us are going to Dragonsteel I need to know if we all act this chaotically. Do we all share one brain cell, or are we all merely reduced to one when in each others presence?

[SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety]

2 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Also if any of us are going to Dragonsteel I need to know if we all act this chaotically. Do we all share one brain cell, or are we all merely reduced to one when in each others presence?

I wish I could go!!!! But I’m across the country………