Sharder Incorrect Quotes

[Immortal Platypus]

deep coma is the right one there

light is basically meaning close to the surface

Edited April 15, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[I'mNotNotARobot he/him]

because comas are definitely large bodies of liquid

[Immortal Platypus]

well... they could be. but also liquid is not the only thing with a surface.

[I'mNotNotARobot he/him]

fair enough

[Wittles he/him]

On 4/15/2023 at 2:53 PM, I'mNotNotARobot said:

because comas are definitely large bodies of liquid

I sense a magic system...

[Immortal Platypus]

24 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

I sense a magic system...

YES!!!!!!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

9 hours ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

I sense a magic system...

ONLY WITCHES CAN SENSE MAGIC!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

11 hours ago, Edema Ruh said:

ONLY WITCHES CAN SENSE MAGIC!!!

yeah, but we can sense cool magic systems... and terrible ones. Either way

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Please don't be mad that its been so long and now I'm posting here. Please. But if you are say something so I can mend my ways for the future.

Spoiler

Snail, going fishing: I’m going LIE to fish!

 

Insa: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

 

Insa: *cuts piece of cake*

Snail: ...Can I have some?

Insa: Cake is for talkers.

 

Snail: Why are you drinking?

Cellist: I don’t drink anymore, so don’t start with that.

Snail, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed?

Cellist: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!

Snail: NOT IN MY HOUSE!

 

Snail: Hey, Bookwyrm you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Bookwyrm: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Snail: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Bookwyrm: That is the worst response to that question.

@TheGreatSnail @That1Cellist @The Bookwyrm and @The Wandering Wizard cause you said you could use something silly.

Edited November 10, 2023 by InfiniteInsanity

[TheRavenHasLanded he/him]

SOMEONE GET COVERED IN POPCORN - me.

[Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan]

Eddie: If you had to choose between Elan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Panda: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Elan: Panda!
Eddie: 63 cents.
Panda: I'll take the money.
Elan: PANDA!!!

I'm making another.

Eddie: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Elan: Eddie no.
Panda: Mistlefoe.
Elan: Please stop encouraging her.

 @Edema Rue @SmilingPanda19

Eddie: Nothing in life is free.
Elan: Love is free!
Panda: Adventure is free.
Wizzy: Knowledge is free.
Thaid: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

 @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Edited November 10, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety]

11 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Eddie: If you had to choose between Elan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Panda: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Elan: Panda!
Eddie: 63 cents.
Panda: I'll take the money.
Elan: PANDA!!!

I'm making another.

Eddie: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Elan: Eddie no.
Panda: Mistlefoe.
Elan: Please stop encouraging her.

 @Edema Rue @SmilingPanda19

Eddie: Nothing in life is free.
Elan: Love is free!
Panda: Adventure is free.
Wizzy: Knowledge is free.
Thaid: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

 @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

I am 63 cents richer

Elan: *slow happy tune*
Lotus: *happy tune*
Wit: *chill tune*
*Side eye*
Thaid, Eddie, and Panda: BACK IN BLACK-

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

22 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Eddie: If you had to choose between Elan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Panda: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Elan: Panda!
Eddie: 63 cents.
Panda: I'll take the money.
Elan: PANDA!!!

I'm making another.

Eddie: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Elan: Eddie no.
Panda: Mistlefoe.
Elan: Please stop encouraging her.

 @Edema Rue @SmilingPanda19

Eddie: Nothing in life is free.
Elan: Love is free!
Panda: Adventure is free.
Wizzy: Knowledge is free.
Thaid: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

 @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

All of these are true.

And I would say that, definitely.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

30 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Eddie: If you had to choose between Elan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Panda: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Elan: Panda!
Eddie: 63 cents.
Panda: I'll take the money.
Elan: PANDA!!!

I'm making another.

Eddie: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Elan: Eddie no.
Panda: Mistlefoe.
Elan: Please stop encouraging her.

 @Edema Rue @SmilingPanda19

Eddie: Nothing in life is free.
Elan: Love is free!
Panda: Adventure is free.
Wizzy: Knowledge is free.
Thaid: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

 @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

XDD

Thank you Elan

[Edema Rue she/her]

42 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Eddie: If you had to choose between Elan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Panda: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Elan: Panda!
Eddie: 63 cents.
Panda: I'll take the money.
Elan: PANDA!!!

I'm making another.

Eddie: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Elan: Eddie no.
Panda: Mistlefoe.
Elan: Please stop encouraging her.

 @Edema Rue @SmilingPanda19

Eddie: Nothing in life is free.
Elan: Love is free!
Panda: Adventure is free.
Wizzy: Knowledge is free.
Thaid: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

 @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Hehehe…I would though…

That second one sounds like something that would happen in GMHQ

 

EDIT:

Elan: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Wiz, Thaidybear, Panda, and Eddie: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Elan: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Elan: * sees Thaidybear shoving Wiz into the washing machine while Eddie records and Panda watches*
Elan: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Elan: Panda is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
Eddie: Yes.
Thaidybear: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Panda: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Eddie: What truce?
Elan: * sigh * The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Wiz: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: * prepares for sacrifice *

Elan: Panda is late again.
Eddie: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Thaidybear: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Wiz: I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Elan: Oh boy.We may have overdone it.
* Panda bursts through the door*
Panda: WHAT TIME IS IT?

xD the scheduling Panda is wrong...

Elan: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Eddie: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Wiz: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Panda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Thaidybear: My moral code, is that you?
Elan:
Elan: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Elan: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Wiz: IT.
Panda: Annabelle.
Eddie: Paranormal Activity.
Thaidybear: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

@Ancient Elantrian @The Wandering Wizard @SmilingPanda19 @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Edited November 10, 2023 by Edema Rue

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Spoiler

Wizzy: If we’re in trouble, just throw Panda at the problem, and hope for the best.

 

Panda: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! 

Thaid: That doesn't exist. 

Panda: Not with that attitude.

 

Elan: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? 

Wizzy: IT. 

Panda: Annabelle. 

Shortie: Paranormal Activity. 

Eddie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

 

Eddie: Stop doing that. 

Wizzy: Stop doing what? 

Eddie: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

 

Wizzy: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Thaid doesn't take me seriously enough. 

Eddie: "Sometimes"? 

Panda: "Enough"? 

Wizzy: 

Panda: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

 

Panda: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

 

Elan: If by any chance Eddie should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.

 

Eddie: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. 

Thaid: ...what happened? 

Eddie: I made a VERY bad mistake.

 

Thaid: Ducks are better than rabbits. 

Panda: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. 

Wizzy: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. 

Panda: We’re not talking about flavour, Wizzy! 

Wizzy: Flavour counts! 

Panda: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? 

Shortie: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? 

Panda: Okay, but- 

Shortie: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? 

Wizzy: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! 

Panda: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, WIZZY! 

Wizzy: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, PANDA! 

Thaid: I- Storms-

 

Elan: Wizzy, I need some advice. 

Wizzy: You need advice from ME? 

Elan: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

 

Elan, admiring a sleeping Eddie: You’re so cute. 

Eddie, sleepily: I could beat you up. 

Elan, lovingly: I know.

Fair warning I did let it ship who it would with who ever

@Ancient Elantrian @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue @shortcake @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Edited November 10, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

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Wizzy: If we’re in trouble, just throw Panda at the problem, and hope for the best.

 

Panda: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! 

Thaid: That doesn't exist. 

Panda: Not with that attitude.

 

Elan: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? 

Wizzy: IT. 

Panda: Annabelle. 

Shortie: Paranormal Activity. 

Eddie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

 

Eddie: Stop doing that. 

Wizzy: Stop doing what? 

Eddie: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

 

Wizzy: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Thaid doesn't take me seriously enough. 

Eddie: "Sometimes"? 

Panda: "Enough"? 

Wizzy: 

Panda: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

 

Panda: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

 

Elan: If by any chance Eddie should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.

 

Eddie: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. 

Thaid: ...what happened? 

Eddie: I made a VERY bad mistake.

 

Thaid: Ducks are better than rabbits. 

Panda: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. 

Wizzy: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. 

Panda: We’re not talking about flavour, Wizzy! 

Wizzy: Flavour counts! 

Panda: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? 

Shortie: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? 

Panda: Okay, but- 

Shortie: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? 

Wizzy: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! 

Panda: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, WIZZY! 

Wizzy: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, PANDA! 

Thaid: I- Storms-

 

Elan: Wizzy, I need some advice. 

Wizzy: You need advice from ME? 

Elan: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

 

Elan, admiring a sleeping Eddie: You’re so cute. 

Elan, sleepily: I could beat you up. 

Elan, lovingly: I know.

Fair warning I did let it ship who it would with who ever

@Ancient Elantrian @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue @shortcake @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

is that last one supposed to go Elan, Eddie, Elan?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

is that last one supposed to go Elan, Eddie, Elan?

Yes xD

[Edema Rue she/her]

7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

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Wizzy: If we’re in trouble, just throw Panda at the problem, and hope for the best.

 

Panda: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! 

Thaid: That doesn't exist. 

Panda: Not with that attitude.

 

Elan: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? 

Wizzy: IT. 

Panda: Annabelle. 

Shortie: Paranormal Activity. 

Eddie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

 

Eddie: Stop doing that. 

Wizzy: Stop doing what? 

Eddie: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

 

Wizzy: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Thaid doesn't take me seriously enough. 

Eddie: "Sometimes"? 

Panda: "Enough"? 

Wizzy: 

Panda: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

 

Panda: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

 

Elan: If by any chance Eddie should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.

 

Eddie: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. 

Thaid: ...what happened? 

Eddie: I made a VERY bad mistake.

 

Thaid: Ducks are better than rabbits. 

Panda: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. 

Wizzy: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. 

Panda: We’re not talking about flavour, Wizzy! 

Wizzy: Flavour counts! 

Panda: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? 

Shortie: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? 

Panda: Okay, but- 

Shortie: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? 

Wizzy: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! 

Panda: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, WIZZY! 

Wizzy: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, PANDA! 

Thaid: I- Storms-

 

Elan: Wizzy, I need some advice. 

Wizzy: You need advice from ME? 

Elan: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

 

Elan, admiring a sleeping Eddie: You’re so cute. 

Eddie, sleepily: I could beat you up. 

Elan, lovingly: I know.

Fair warning I did let it ship who it would with who ever

@Ancient Elantrian @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue @shortcake @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

...stars above.

Stars and saints above.

[SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety]

11 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

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Wizzy: If we’re in trouble, just throw Panda at the problem, and hope for the best.

 

Panda: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! 

Thaid: That doesn't exist. 

Panda: Not with that attitude.

 

Elan: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? 

Wizzy: IT. 

Panda: Annabelle. 

Shortie: Paranormal Activity. 

Eddie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

 

Eddie: Stop doing that. 

Wizzy: Stop doing what? 

Eddie: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

 

Wizzy: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Thaid doesn't take me seriously enough. 

Eddie: "Sometimes"? 

Panda: "Enough"? 

Wizzy: 

Panda: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

 

Panda: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

 

Elan: If by any chance Eddie should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.

 

Eddie: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. 

Thaid: ...what happened? 

Eddie: I made a VERY bad mistake.

 

Thaid: Ducks are better than rabbits. 

Panda: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. 

Wizzy: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. 

Panda: We’re not talking about flavour, Wizzy! 

Wizzy: Flavour counts! 

Panda: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? 

Shortie: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? 

Panda: Okay, but- 

Shortie: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? 

Wizzy: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! 

Panda: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, WIZZY! 

Wizzy: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, PANDA! 

Thaid: I- Storms-

 

Elan: Wizzy, I need some advice. 

Wizzy: You need advice from ME? 

Elan: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

 

Elan, admiring a sleeping Eddie: You’re so cute. 

Eddie, sleepily: I could beat you up. 

Elan, lovingly: I know.

Fair warning I did let it ship who it would with who ever

@Ancient Elantrian @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue @shortcake @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Ship it or rip it sharder addition- 

Wait……..

I don’t know everyone’s ages-

IM NOT SHIPPING WITH A [Redacted]
 

CANCEL THE SHIP IT OR RIP IT -

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

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Wizzy: If we’re in trouble, just throw Panda at the problem, and hope for the best.

 

Panda: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! 

Thaid: That doesn't exist. 

Panda: Not with that attitude.

 

Elan: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? 

Wizzy: IT. 

Panda: Annabelle. 

Shortie: Paranormal Activity. 

Eddie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

 

Eddie: Stop doing that. 

Wizzy: Stop doing what? 

Eddie: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

 

Wizzy: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Thaid doesn't take me seriously enough. 

Eddie: "Sometimes"? 

Panda: "Enough"? 

Wizzy: 

Panda: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

 

Panda: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

 

Elan: If by any chance Eddie should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.

 

Eddie: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. 

Thaid: ...what happened? 

Eddie: I made a VERY bad mistake.

 

Thaid: Ducks are better than rabbits. 

Panda: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. 

Wizzy: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. 

Panda: We’re not talking about flavour, Wizzy! 

Wizzy: Flavour counts! 

Panda: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? 

Shortie: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? 

Panda: Okay, but- 

Shortie: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? 

Wizzy: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! 

Panda: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, WIZZY! 

Wizzy: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, PANDA! 

Thaid: I- Storms-

 

Elan: Wizzy, I need some advice. 

Wizzy: You need advice from ME? 

Elan: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

 

Elan, admiring a sleeping Eddie: You’re so cute. 

Eddie, sleepily: I could beat you up. 

Elan, lovingly: I know.

Fair warning I did let it ship who it would with who ever

@Ancient Elantrian @SmilingPanda19 @Edema Rue @shortcake @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

28 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Hehehe…I would though…

That second one sounds like something that would happen in GMHQ

 

EDIT:

Elan: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Wiz, Thaidybear, Panda, and Eddie: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Elan: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Elan: * sees Thaidybear shoving Wiz into the washing machine while Eddie records and Panda watches*
Elan: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Elan: Panda is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
Eddie: Yes.
Thaidybear: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Panda: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Eddie: What truce?
Elan: * sigh * The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Wiz: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: * prepares for sacrifice *

Elan: Panda is late again.
Eddie: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Thaidybear: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Wiz: I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Elan: Oh boy.We may have overdone it.
* Panda bursts through the door*
Panda: WHAT TIME IS IT?

xD the scheduling Panda is wrong...

Elan: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Eddie: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Wiz: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Panda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Thaidybear: My moral code, is that you?
Elan:
Elan: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Elan: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Wiz: IT.
Panda: Annabelle.
Eddie: Paranormal Activity.
Thaidybear: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

@Ancient Elantrian @The Wandering Wizard @SmilingPanda19 @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Beautiful! Simply beautiful!!!! I'm just glad I wasn't shipped with anyone by it-

2 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

Ship it or rip it sharder addition- 

Wait……..

I don’t know everyone’s ages-

IM NOT SHIPPING WITH A [Redacted]
 

CANCEL THE SHIP IT OR RIP IT -

......

no ship it or rip it for Sharders. Remember what happened in Azzaran with that?

I'm still suffering from the trauma of being shipped with Bailey.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Beautiful! Simply beautiful!!!! I'm just glad I wasn't shipped with anyone by it-

The AI kept wanting to ship me and Eddie xD

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

The AI kept wanting to ship me and Eddie xD

lol.

Any ship in the group is just weird to me.

[Immortal Platypus]

  

14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Yes xD

i was so confused  

Time for some quotes and I'm just gonna let it ride

Warning, the generator swears and i'm too lazy to filter them out, so they will be in the quotes.

Spoiler

Eddie: *dies*
Platypus: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Wiz: crem dung.One month.
Nameless: Nah, half a month.
Thaid, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PERSON A JUST DIED!
Noodles, scratching chin in thought: One week.

Platypus: Rules were made to be broken.
Eddie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Thaid: Uh, piñatas.
Noodles: Glow sticks.
Nameless: Karate boards.
Wiz: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Platypus: Rules.
Eddie:

Eddie: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Wiz: Okay, but what is updog?
Thaid: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/ or relish.
Nameless: Not, that's a hot dog.An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Platypus: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Noodles: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Eddie: That's Aragog.Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Nameless: You're thinking of epsilon.Updog is an upward - moving air current.
Thaid: No, that's an updraft.An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Wiz: What's a henway??
Eddie: Oh, about five pounds.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Eddie: I will not let you down.
Noodles: Sounds fun.
Nameless: K.
Platypus: No, I'm f-ing not.
Thaid: Do I have to be?
Wiz: Please god, I am so tired.

Eddie: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Thaid: Uh, like what?
Eddie: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Eddie: Uh, this is what I look like.
Eddie:
Thaid: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Eddie: Okay, then I want big beefy arms.Hot ones.
Wiz: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Thaid: Okay, arms and hat. * draws them*
Nameless: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Thaid: You can't just take Wiz's hat idea, Nameless! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Nameless: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Platypus: Put Nameless on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Nameless: NO!!
Thaid: Tricycle, done. * draws it* Noodles, want anything?
Platypus, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Thaid: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Noodles.
Noodles, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Thaid: You know what, okay. * draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

Eddie, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Platypus: But Eddie, we don't smoke.
Eddie: Cut the crap, Platypus. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Eddie: *points at Noodles* One! *points at Wiz* Two! *points at Thaid* Three! *points at Nameless* Four! *points at Platypus* Five!
Eddie: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Nameless: *puts a cigarrette in Eddie's hand*
Eddie: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

Wiz: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Platypus: Theft.
Noodles: Disturbing the peace.
Nameless: Aggravated assault.
Eddie: Arson.
Thaid: All of the above.In that order, probably.

Eddie: Wiz kissed me!
Nameless: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Eddie: It was unbelievable!
Nameless: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Thaid: Okay, we wanna hear everything.Nameless, get the wine and unplug the phone. Eddie, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Eddie: Oh, it ended very well.
Nameless: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Thaid: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss.Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Eddie: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh gosh, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Thaid: Ohh...So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Eddie: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Nameless and Thaid: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Wiz eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Noodles: Tongue ?
Wiz: Yeah.
Platypus: Cool.

Eddie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Wiz: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Eddie: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Thaid: Actually I did the math, Wiz would have $225, not $0.15.
Wiz: Fam I'm right here....
Nameless: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :).
Eddie: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Nameless: Sorry I only have a dollar
Eddie: :(.
Thaid: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Wiz would have $22, 500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Nameless: If I had $22, 500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Thaid: You can buy anything you want with $22, 500
Platypus: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Thaid: Apply juice to what
Noodles: Directly to the forehead
Wiz: Great chat everyone

Eddie: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Thaid: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Platypus: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Noodles: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Nameless: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Wiz: I have emotional scars.

Eddie: Christmas lights?
Wiz: Check.
Noodles: THermos of hot cocoa?
Wiz: Check.
Thaid: Santa suits?
Wiz: Check.
Nameless: Shovel?
Wiz: Check.
Platypus: Alibi and bail money?
Wiz: Check - wait, WHAT?!

Eddie: Hewwo.
Wiz: Hihiiiiii!
Thaid: Greetings, Humans.
Platypus: Three kinds of people.
Nameless: I want pudding.
Eddie: Four kinds of people.
Noodles: WHAT'S UP BROTHERS?
Platypus: Five kinds of people.

Platypus: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Wiz: You hang out with Noodles, Nameless, Thaid, and Eddie.
Wiz: It's not as high a compliment as you think.

*The squad is over at Eddie's house*
Wiz: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Eddie: ... N-No...
Eddie, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Wiz, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Thaid: I see a-
Eddie, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Wiz: Oh, well I-
Eddie: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Eddie, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Nameless: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Platypus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Eddie: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Eddie: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Eddie, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Eddie: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Noodles, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Eddie:
Wiz: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Eddie:
Eddie: (ECSTATIC): I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

someone help. These are way too fun, and I can't stop. But I need to work...

  @Nameless* @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Edema Rue @Wits instant noodles

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The AI kept wanting to ship me and Eddie xD

my AI did too... It's meant to be

 

Edited November 10, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

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2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Beautiful! Simply beautiful!!!! I'm just glad I wasn't shipped with anyone by it-

......

no ship it or rip it for Sharders. Remember what happened in Azzaran with that?

I'm still suffering from the trauma of being shipped with Bailey.

Del x Marc traumatized me for life-