theravenchilde she/her Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 I would command it to be a sword. It would be the swordiest sword to ever sword. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon he/him Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 "Strike true" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Be a cow 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 It would be interesting to see a sword that moos at its victims. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Be a cow Hmm, I wonder what sword steaks taste like... I bet they have a sharp taste. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistLord he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Use the lifeless command: ""Awaken to my Breath, serve my needs, live at my Command and my word" Since apparently people don't like the idea of Awakening a sword with the Immortal Words *grumbles* 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 "Accept one new command, every Day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Make food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardmancer he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 "FLICKERMUNCHIN GROOPIN" lets see what happnes when you pour 5K breaths into a super sword like that- see how crazy things get.. (Thats why I should never be rich I would be crazy billinionare) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Die Repeatedly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 shatter shards 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 "Invent cheese for the good of Nalthis." or "Scratch my back" or "Kill every quickscoper, camper, proner, C4 maniac, kamikazer, turtler and rusher in every video game." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardmancer he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 You accidently sneeze when giving a command "Achoo" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haradion Drogon Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 "Destroy the World". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Find a mate. or Off with their heads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 The power of christ compel you. Kill them all. Be my weapon. Destroy greed. Live. Bestow life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Kill them all. I am not going to lie. When I first saw this I thought of a Nazi nightblood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Well, no one has ever accused me of being a good person. So fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 I am not going to lie. When I first saw this I thought of a Nazi nightblood Nazi Nightblood would be more like: "Kill all darkeyes." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Well now that The Elimination Quick Fix Game 2 is over, everybody knows what my Awakened Sword command would be: "Kill with Laughter". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 If I were going to go all evil with the sword after I was done awakening it I would probably do something along the lines of. Get more breaths Grow stronger Destroy hope conquer and lastly "be the joker" think about it when you pick up the sword you'd hear "why so serious?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) if you're going to spend the equivalent of millions of USD to awaken a sword then there is only one command you could logically pick: "Sing. poorly." Edited June 16, 2014 by jasonpenguin 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 if you're going to spend the equivalent of millions of USD to awaken a sword then there is only one command you could logically pick: "Sing. poorly." And hopefully, the sword will not misconstrue "Sing" with "Confess". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) Of course, if I gave the command to the sword, "Be a sword", Shallan could never turn it into fire! Beat that Soulcasters! And maybe create a rival to the Church of the Stick. "I am a stick." "I am a sword, to be a sword always. I am not a stick." Leave the rest to the imagination… Edited June 17, 2014 by Curiosity 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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