Delightful Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 You should have been at the first Bridge Four concert. Kaladin stood on the stage with Stormlight streaming off of him, clutching a Shardguitar in his hands. He bellowed, "Are you ready to Rock?" Lopen leaned back against the brick wall and grinned. "nah Gancho. The Lopen needs only chaouta!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted June 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) What did the casanova say to the Ferring? Hey baby, I'd Tap that. What happened when the Casanova tried that line on the Twinborn?He got burned. Edited June 22, 2014 by Quiver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silus - Shard of Flame he/him Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Lopen leaned back against the brick wall and grinned. "nah Gancho. The Lopen needs only chaouta!" @FeatherWriter Bridge Four, the band? Looks like a good idea for an AU! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragrin she/her Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 In Soviet Roshar, spren attracts YOU! 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 What do you get if you cross a elephant with a kangaroo? Great big holes all over Australia. *bows* 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 19, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) What is a one armed Herdazian's least favorite playground activity? Jump rope. How do you get a one-armed Herdazian to drop whatever he's doing? Give him a high-five. Why was the seventh son angry? Because the third son boiled his eel-shell. You don't get it? Hmph, Horneater humor is wasted on airsick lowlanders. Why did Blushweaver throw her awakened mirror out? Because it's edges were showing purple. Kaladin: What? Arrg, this language has is useless for jokes, it has no proper metaphors. Ooh, ooh, I got one! Shut up Nightblood Pleeeeease? It's reeeealy funny. Fine. Why was the man dead? Sigh... Why? Because we destroyed him because he was evil! ... ... ... It's funny because he's dead. Edited August 19, 2014 by Fatebreaker 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragrin she/her Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 How many of the God King's palace servants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why change lightbulbs when you can change rooms? How many Epics does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're all steel. How many Rithmatists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're all off in Nebrask. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Greatest case of topic derailment. EVER. What do people in Newcago say when they see a flying man? Epic. (This reminds me of Reddit's jokes topic) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 What was Steelheart's favorite Pixar movie? The Incredibles. Makes for great Propaganda. Supers/Epics are good. People who want to get rid of them are bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) Whoa. Someone went through here and downvoted all my jokes.. Guess they were pretty bad... Hhahaaha Edit: Apart from two. Edited August 21, 2014 by Queen Elsa Steelheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trixster Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) Because SEVEN EIGHT NINE. Thank you, I'll be here all week! Sweet Harmony am I in a good mood right now. Not only did I get to arguably Best Rank, my efforts at weight loss are starting to pay off. Computer problems and word count aside, I'm pretty damnation happy right now. I'm guessing you posted a lot in the last 2 months but now it's 1130 you should be in bed by now. Edited August 21, 2014 by trixster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Why has no one mentioned Ati in any of these jokes?Because he'd Ruin them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) knock knock Who's there A Steel Inquisitor A steel inquisitor wh.. WHAM! Silence! Steel Inquisitors ask the questions here! How do you make a tineye fail his driving test? Honk at him. Hey Szeth, what's up? Right now? You. Edited August 24, 2014 by Fatebreaker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted August 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 How do you make a tineye fain his driving test? Honk at him I hate to be Padantic, but there's a typo. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 What do you get when you cross a Windrunner with a Skybreaker? A Windbreaker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi he/him Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 How hard will Odium party? He'll Rayse the roof. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel he/him Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 What do you get when you cross Tam and Szeth? Mat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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