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54 minutes ago, Kasimir said:
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IDK, I've always felt it was just an attempt to imitate a koan :P

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5

 

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If you have ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
This is an Ice Cream Koan.

Queen E2 it seems..

 

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2 minutes ago, DrakeMarshall said:
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If you have ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
This is an Ice Cream Koan.

Queen E2 it seems..

 

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Wow why would you steal ice cream you monster :eyes:

I take it you'll be joining the rave some other time? Thinking of heading down to Sel next, unless VOCALS has strong opinions on the subject. Not really wise to upset the guy DJing at this gig :P

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6

 

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7 hours ago, DeTess said:

@The Bald Brandonwhy did you switch your vote to me at some point? And what was your reason for voting Archer? Just self preservation or was there more to it?

The same answer to both, self Preservation. I wanted there to be an exe, and I didn't think I would be able to convince anyone other than Archer to move. You were the only option really.

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15 minutes ago, The Bald Brandon said:

The same answer to both, self Preservation. I wanted there to be an exe, and I didn't think I would be able to convince anyone other than Archer to move. You were the only option really.

So, hypothetical scenario. What if it was some sort of omni-tie last cycle and you could have voted anyone to save yourself, who would it have been?

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1 hour ago, Kasimir said:
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Wow why would you steal ice cream you monster :eyes:

I take it you'll be joining the rave some other time? Thinking of heading down to Sel next, unless VOCALS has strong opinions on the subject. Not really wise to upset the guy DJing at this gig :P

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6

 

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I steal ice cream but grant enlightenment :P

One of these things is obviously more valuable than the other.

Sigh I wanna rock with my bro yes >> lemme know where u are thinking of going tomorrow and I'll be there maybe i should try for whimsy tonight

Uhhh maybe queen takes E5????

 

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2 minutes ago, DrakeMarshall said:
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I steal ice cream but grant enlightenment :P

One of these things is obviously more valuable than the other.

Sigh I wanna rock with my bro yes >> lemme know where u are thinking of going tomorrow and I'll be there maybe i should try for whimsy tonight

Uhhh maybe queen takes E5????

 

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...Hands off my ice cream! >>

Eh, dwai if you still haven't hit the Shard lottery. You'll get there eventually, I have faith in you :P

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+

 

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29 minutes ago, DeTess said:

So, hypothetical scenario. What if it was some sort of omni-tie last cycle and you could have voted anyone to save yourself, who would it have been?

Probably Szeth. Haven't gotten pinged by anyone really, but people who vote me first have a track record of being elims.

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1 minute ago, The Bald Brandon said:

Probably Szeth. Haven't gotten pinged by anyone really, but people who vote me first have a track record of being elims.

I’d like to see these stats tbh

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2 minutes ago, The Bald Brandon said:

Probably Szeth. Haven't gotten pinged by anyone really, but people who vote me first have a track record of being elims.

 

Just now, Matrim's Dice said:

I’d like to see these stats tbh

There's at least a profile match, even if I'm not fully convinced of V!TBB.

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24 minutes ago, Kasimir said:
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...Hands off my ice cream! >>

Eh, dwai if you still haven't hit the Shard lottery. You'll get there eventually, I have faith in you :P

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+

 

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You have ice cream? :eyes:

Thank u :P

King to D1 >> I knew this day was coming but I'm still sad I have to give up on castling

I'm not sure I've ever actually castled before in a real and normal chess game I've played lmao

 

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13 minutes ago, DrakeMarshall said:
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You have ice cream? :eyes:

Thank u :P

King to D1 >> I knew this day was coming but I'm still sad I have to give up on castling

I'm not sure I've ever actually castled before in a real and normal chess game I've played lmao

 

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Yes I do are you intending to trade for it? :eyes:

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+
14. Kd1 - Qxf3+

Tbf I was planning to fianchetto-castle, but never got around to it. But yeah, castling can be good but as so often - situational >>

 

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10 minutes ago, STINK said:

My stats personally say to me 'we can't actually say anything we are just numbers'

Inconclusive tbh

Regular old numbers are no good, that's why you need to get some Sacred Numbers!

Sacred Numbers: some spaghetti Python code I wrote once during an insane blackout flipless game to do some conditional probability calculations and assess which possible distros are most likely given what is known about the game state

They are consecrated in the blood of the unworthy and the waters of the digital sea and they are only sometimes duplicitous

Who knows, they might even be as good as rolling dice!

9/10 dentists recommend consulting the Sacred Numbers

Just now, Kasimir said:
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Yes I do are you intending to trade for it? :eyes:

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+
14. Kd1 - Qxf3+

Tbf I was planning to fianchetto-castle, but never got around to it. But yeah, castling can be good but as so often - situational >>

 

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Maybe. Could always use more ice cream :eyes:

Uhhh let's say King to D2

i think

 

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3 minutes ago, DrakeMarshall said:

Regular old numbers are no good, that's why you need to get some Sacred Numbers!

Sacred Numbers: some spaghetti Python code I wrote once during an insane blackout flipless game to do some conditional probability calculations and assess which possible distros are most likely given what is known about the game state

They are consecrated in the blood of the unworthy and the waters of the digital sea and they are only sometimes duplicitous

Who knows, they might even be as good as rolling dice!

9/10 dentists recommend consulting the Sacred Numbers

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Maybe. Could always use more ice cream :eyes:

Uhhh let's say King to D2

i think

 

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Tbf I have matcha ice cream. Picked it up from a local J-mart and it's pretty good.

I also have meds but don't really want to eat them even though I should >>

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+
14. Kd1 - Qxf3+
15. Kd2 - d4

Ngl doing these things without castling feels risky :P One mistake and you'll punish me pretty hard I reckon.

 

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Tbf I have matcha ice cream. Picked it up from a local J-mart and it's pretty good.

I also have meds but don't really want to eat them even though I should >>

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+
14. Kd1 - Qxf3+
15. Kd2 - d4

Ngl doing these things without castling feels risky :P One mistake and you'll punish me pretty hard I reckon.

 

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I don't like my odds too well but who knows maybe I can turn this around

no h8 but my Queen is capturing h8

check

 

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2 minutes ago, DrakeMarshall said:
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I don't like my odds too well but who knows maybe I can turn this around

no h8 but my Queen is capturing h8

check

 

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Never tell you the odds?

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+
14. Kd1 - Qxf3+
15. Kd2 - d4
16. Qxh8+ - Kd7

 

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4 minutes ago, Kasimir said:
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Never tell you the odds?

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+
14. Kd1 - Qxf3+
15. Kd2 - d4
16. Qxh8+ - Kd7

 

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never tell them to me!

too late to turn back now anyway

queen a8

 

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1 minute ago, DrakeMarshall said:
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never tell them to me!

too late to turn back now anyway

queen a8

 

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Alea iacta est for us both eh >>

Really not sure allowing you to swipe both rooks was wise smhhhh >>

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+
14. Kd1 - Qxf3+
15. Kd2 - d4
16. Qxh8+ - Kd7
17. Qxa8 - dxc3+

 

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guys i figured it out

they're not playing chess its a cryptic code we need to analyse through this language processor called stockfish

one of them is definitely evil five thousand percent

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3 minutes ago, STINK said:

guys i figured it out

they're not playing chess its a cryptic code we need to analyse through this language processor called stockfish

one of them is definitely evil five thousand percent

I feel like Stockfish's reaction would be 'wtf is this.' It's definitely nowhere near a by the book game >>

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1 minute ago, Kasimir said:
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Alea iacta est for us both eh >>

Really not sure allowing you to swipe both rooks was wise smhhhh >>

drake - kas
1. d4 - Nf6
2. f3 - g6
3. e4 - d5
4. Nc3 - e6
5. e5 - Nfd7
5. Nh3 - c5
6. Bb5 - cxd4
7. Qxd4 - Nc6
8. Bxc6 - bxc6
9. g4 - Qh4+
10. Nf2 - Bc5
11. Qd2 - Nxe5
12. Qe2 - Ba6
13. Qxe5 - Qxf2+
14. Kd1 - Qxf3+
15. Kd2 - d4
16. Qxh8+ - Kd7
17. Qxa8 - dxc3+

 

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Sir what do u even mean it wasn't wise, rn I have a grand total of 2 legal moves and both are gonna checkmate me >>

Pawn takes C3

 

3 minutes ago, STINK said:

guys i figured it out

they're not playing chess its a cryptic code we need to analyse through this language processor called stockfish

one of them is definitely evil five thousand percent

STINK's on to us!! quickly, we must deploy the emergency strategy!!

uh

we have one of those right

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