Left he/him Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I have one thing to show you now, and another later 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 (Groan) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) I tend to be unique in these kind of organizations because I'm the kind of fellow who would spike a guy give a guy cookies and then sell him a coffin napkin before he dies leaves. On another note, I had some thoughts about improving a few things around here. What the Dark Alley needs is a good marketing division. They'd be in charge of advertisements and slogans. Things like : The Dark Alley: baked goodness you can't trust. I did some work for the Ominous Shrine group(which is similar to the DA, but with more cannibalism), and their explorer count went up by 17 percent. I also specialize in TDEDs, trans-dimensional disorientation and ensnarement devices. Mazes that funnel entrants to the center and have sharp, string-cutting corners, Forest paths with sudden steep embankments, poor footing, and complimentary dead trees, and the good old-fashioned decoy wardrobes. All of them can be outfitted with convenient, easy to use spike holders I think a maze would be appropriate because it's technically one big alley, or a mass of smaller interconnected alleys. Edited August 19, 2014 by Fatebreaker 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I like it!This is now the official slogan of the Dark Alley. XD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 We should put up posters in the various guild courts: Newcago, Raven throne, etc. And commercials. Commercials are key. I'm sure we could get some endorsements from various influential or well known guild members. Something along these lines: Hi, I'm Elsa Steelheart, ruler of the newcago court, and when it comes to completely harmless cookies there's only one place for me. Dark Alley baked goods. People who I send to visit the Dark Alley always experience Spikes of joy, among other things. So don't hesitate, visit the Dark Alley today!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 This discussion made me think of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 This discussion made me think of this. I'm just getting an error and I was really interested how you could relate this to a colgate ad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 When I was a kid I used to listen to recordings of old Sam Spade/Our Miss Brooks/ Father Knows Best radio shows. Well the ads always get stuck in there with the shows so you learned ancient ads by heart. If anyone feels like challenging my nerdiness than come at me bro! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Did you just equate the Dark Alley, the most dangerous walkway known to the forums, with Colgate? I approve. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) Did you just equate the Dark Alley, the most dangerous walkway known to the forums, with Colgate? I approve. I'm not surprised. Colgate is fairly potent. Edited August 23, 2014 by Quiver 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) We should put up posters in the various guild courts: Newcago, Raven throne, etc. And commercials. Commercials are key. I'm sure we could get some endorsements from various influential or well known guild members. Something along these lines: Hi, I'm Elsa Steelheart, ruler of the newcago court, and when it comes to completely harmless cookies there's only one place for me. Dark Alley baked goods. People who I send to visit the Dark Alley always experience Spikes of joy, among other things. So don't hesitate, visit the Dark Alley today!" Fatebreaker, here is your endorcement. Hello, My name is Queen Elsa Steelheart, queen and ruler of the Newcago Court. As a famous monarch, I'm always asked where I get such fabulous food and cookies And that's all thanks to Dark Alley baked goods. These completely harmless cookies are really and truly fit for royalty. The Dark Alley has many more choices of safe and delicious food. Any members I send to the Dark Alley always experience screams and spikes of joy and come back rather unharmed. For the low low price of possibly a spike, you get the out of this world cooking that really says: "I love non spiked cookies from the Dark Alley." Also, take a cookie from them and you'll receive a spike absolutely free. Yes. Absolutely free! So for incredible and delicious food, come visit the Dark Alley today! And remember: "The only cookies for me are from the Dark Alley!" Edited August 28, 2014 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Better than I imagined. Well done Elsa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Better than I imagined. Well done Elsa. Thanks Glad you like it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Oh, Voidus. That grin is precious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I always find it so amusing when QC targets a new person to flirt at. It's always the newest, most active, and semi-powerful person to join a guild 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Lol, that wasn't flirting. I wanted to post something about gullible children sitting on thrones, but I didn't want to rouse you and hear you yapping about your loyalties etc. Agreeing with Voidus was the best way to express my amusement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Well, we at the DA strive for nothing if not the perfection of hemalurgy amusement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I always find it so amusing when QC targets a new person to flirt at. It's always the newest, most active, and semi-powerful person to join a guild I just realized that you sounded almost jealous. Well, we at the DA strive for nothing if not the perfection of hemalurgy amusement. And have achieved it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Join the Dark side... we have cookies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 You had cookies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Join the Dark side... we have cookies But the Fun side has even more cookies. Actually wait a moment. That´s better. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 You doubt the amount of cookies available to the Dark Side? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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