Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 By now the three small snowflakes had made their way into the Dark Alley. Back in Newcago, Queen Elsa paitiently tapped the side of her throne, waiting. She was determined to continue communicating with Winter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard he/him Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Xanas watched the ice crystals float past with the spectroscope. Darn. Epic powers are not electromagnetically radiating. He switche don the Geiger counter and watched the snowflakes drift by. "Alleys are under lockdown," he said with a tsk, drawing an Aon Tia to bring them inside the barricades. He watched as two made their way towards Winter, then stopped as the Aviar's influence began to cut them off from their maker. The third ran repeatedly into the door frame, seemingly unable to move around it. Sighing, he picked up a spanreed and wrote a quick note to Voidus. Elsa's got snowflakes drifting in - the Aviar appear to cut them off cognitively though. If Elsa can get here, we may not be as distanced as necessary. Perhaps initiating a temporospatial anomaly that cuts us off from the physical realm altogether unless one Elsecalls? Also, there is precedent for spiking bloodless entitites (kandra); however, we do need some way to concentrate the Shard into a corporeal form. P.S. I also added inverted and white text to the disclaimer. Edited March 13, 2015 by 18th Shard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 The Stranger filled a needle with a silver liquid as he spoke to Xanas, "No need to initiate a Jump just yet, but have one prepared. Temporospatial movement can wreck havoc with ones eating habits." He turned to the test subject as he calibrated a strange handheld device with a sapling growing out of it. "Nothing, nothing at all. Anyway, now that you're somewhat cognizant, we need to discuss your immediate future. You have two options: One, we perform some ground-breaking science and remove the Essence Spike. Our analysis of the projected data assures us that you will survive, healthy, happy, and free of shardic influence. Relatively. Two, we leave it in there, and you can hang out with all of your "friends" while we study you. It might be unpleasant, but it would be..." A grin spread itself across his face and his eye shone as brightly as the spike sticking out of the other socket. "For Science." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Gleeman he/him Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 The newest development from the well- hated loved DA! The spike home defense system. Not only can you protect your house from nefarious thieves, you can also gain power to further expand your protection. It comes in many varieties and comes with a defini-spike guarantee. Order now! The spike home defense system is not meant for personal use. All articles in the DA disclaimer apply except for when they do not. The SHD is meant for defense only and is not (contrary to popular belief) a "deathtrap". Spiking effects and strengths vary. Nonrefundable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Exactly, cookies contain 2000% of your FDA recommended daily dose of iron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Gleeman he/him Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 ...but only 5% of your recommended DA dose. You can never just eat one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I, on behalf of the Dark Alley, would proudly like to present the latest development in Hemalurgic science: the QuadruSpike! The Quadruspike is an easy way to transfer Feruchemical charges to Spikees. The Quadruspike utilizes both Feruchemy and Hemalurgy. It consists of four parts: the main Metalmind containing the Feruchemical charge to be transferred, the Hemalurgic component containing the appropriate Feruchemical ability for the Metalmind, the Aluminum Metalmind containing the identity necessary for the recipient to access the main Metalmind, and the Duralumin Hemalurgic component containing the Feruchemical Aluminum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Alas, it is time for me to take my leave. I have learned all I need about Hemalurgy, and the high iron content outweighs all other supposed benefits of cookies. And besides, you never can be sure if Ruin is controlling you or not. *cue aluminum hat, and a question for Brandon* *Runs quickly in the opposite direction* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Alas, it is time for me to take my leave. I have learned all I need about Hemalurgy, and the high iron content outweighs all other supposed benefits of cookies. And besides, you never can be sure if Ruin is controlling you or not. *cue aluminum hat, and a question for Brandon* *Runs quickly in the opposite direction* Sure you can, just spike yourself a bunch and then get an important position. Then you can be sure that Ruin is definitely controlling you. . . . No good? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Nope, sorry. I'd rather not risk a despotic god of chaos controlling my thoughts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I hate to break it to ya, but Ruin is dead. Harmony is another matter, but I don't think we need to worry about him as much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I hate to break it to ya, but Ruin is dead. Harmony is another matter, but I don't think we need to worry about him as much. Is he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) I have a formal Announcement to make: As of Today, I am leaving the Dark Alley. I have seen the Error of my fruitless pursuit of the Perfection of Science, and have realized that the souls of people are far more valuable than collecting data. And so farewell Alleyways and Corridors of Darkness, a reformed man leave you today to walk among lighter paths. Today I stop following Ruin, today I follow Preservation. The Breaker of Fate is no more. Edited April 1, 2015 by Old Man Magoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Don't listen to that fiend! He's a clone I created in the lab, but I accidentally left the Ethicator on! My acolytes will dispose of him. Leaving the Alley, renouncing cookies AND science. He's a maniac, that clone. Or am I the clone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Gleeman he/him Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Or you are both clones of the original clone of Fatebreaker mk. VIII but that is all pure conjecture... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Begun, the clone wars have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 I have now reached the rank of Lord Ruler.Everything is proceeding as planned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 A Denizen has ascended, clones have started rising, and the new oven seems to be eating the left half of random people. Just another week here at the Dark Alley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 A Denizen has ascended, clones have started rising, and the new oven seems to be eating the left half of random people. Just another week here at the Dark Alley Yeah, next time we restock remind me not to go to denziens and demonic appliances for our ovens. Prices are good but they keep adding weird features like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Yeah, next time we restock remind me not to go to denziens and demonic appliances for our ovens. Prices are good but they keep adding weird features like that. I know, I'm a sucker for a big sale. It was 30 souls cheaper that the older model. Who'da thunk it'd be inhabited by a demonsquid? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I know, I'm a sucker for a big sale. It was 30 souls cheaper that the older model. Who'da thunk it'd be inhabited by a demonsquid? Yeah but demonsquid or no it's still better than the one we had before that kept tearing holes in spacetime and causing time-paradoxes that threatened to destroy the universe. Baked like a dream but we kept having to go back in time to stop acolytes from killing their own grandparents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Yeah but demonsquid or no it's still better than the one we had before that kept tearing holes in spacetime and causing time-paradoxes that threatened to destroy the universe. Baked like a dream but we kept having to go back in time to stop acolytes from killing their own grandparents. yeah, that model really had some kinks in it. Remember that time where it opened the rift into the 1800's? With the octofrogs and Android-Lincoln? It was one of the better batches of cookies, but I'll never look at amphibilopods the same way... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 What about the time it opened in front of a black hole and we lost three shipments of cookies? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 What about the time it opened in front of a black hole and we lost three shipments of cookies? Yeah that black hole really sucked. Heh. Sorry, couldn't resist. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Hi Winter. I am Venture but you can call me Ven. I am from the Surgebinder Theives. I am also fighting the Dark Alley army at the battle thread. I can get you out of here but on one condition. The Surgebinder Theives swear loyalty to the Pack Of the Cosmere. Thanks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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