Zathoth Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 My dark alloys (Ally, alleys, yes, I am indeed hilarious) it seems that we have a feruchemical threat to our monopoly as the 17th shards greatest and only seller of cookies. So let me hear your ideas, how will we deal with this new threat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 You lost me at "threat"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Well, I mean... if people have other cookies to choose... you may have a point, I didnt think this through, which is funny considering zinc compounding... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Redbird he/him Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) So Morzathoth, it seems you were looking into transferring animal abilities onto humans*. With that being similar to my area of expertise, perhaps I could assist you. *Or whatever it is that occupies these alleys. Edited September 16, 2015 by Redbird 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 So Morzathoth, it seems you were looking into transferring animal abilities onto humans*. With that being similar to my area of expertise, perhaps I could assist you. *Or whatever it is that occupies these alleys. "Oh, yes! Thats what I was doing before I got shot! How time flies..." Morzathoth opens his decay-safe box. Inside there are 3 spikes. One Iron spike marked Chasm fiend and two tin spikes, marked heat pit and electric field sense respectively. "Do you have any test subjects we can try these spikes on?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) The Stranger smiled "Always, but we prefer the term volunteers. Also, where were youi planning to put the heat pit spike? My first thought was to try the nose, but it might look rather silly. Under the eyes perhaps?" Also Morzathoth, here's a piece of encouragement http://www.theoryland.com/intvmain.php?i=1093#5 Spiking animal senses is canon. Keep up the good work. Edited September 16, 2015 by Fatebreaker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 "Im thinking between the eyes, these things are pretty exact, they work pretty much just like vision does, they only pick up another kind of radiation." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Maleril reappeared in the Alley. He yanked the Location Spike out of his arm. "I'd be glad to Volunteer!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 "Lay down and hold your head very, very still while I go get a hammer." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Winter stood on a rooftop, very high above the alley, and Compounding tin. She knew they'd see her. Or at least, in some cases, they would. Some wouldn't notice. I can't let him do that to anyone else. Winter thought with decisiveness. This had destroyed her life, along with her wolf's life. She knew they had contingencies to keep her out. She knew she had to had a plan- a serious plan this time. Last time she'd failed. This time she'd- well, probably fail. But she had to protect them. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You see, I didn't like when it happened to me. So I'll get a tad bit annoyed if you do it again. Well, more than a tad bit. I have a few things on my side. So I'll see you stop experimenting with animals or I go rogue again. You won't like it this time. Winter wrote and dropped it down. She had a paper clip attached to it, so she manuevered it so it dropped on top of Morzathoth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Excuse me winter, but could you stop trying to impede science? Plus that ostrich totally volunteered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) "And for as many 'informed consent' you get, you leave dozens of blind idiots you duped in some pile. Or just ashes. Whatever you do with 'failed experiments." Winter said, knowing they'd obviously hear. "I should know, I was one of them." Edited September 16, 2015 by Winter Cloud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Well, you seem to be significantly less ashy than some others, whom the DA claims no knowledge of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 "You and your stupid Team Science. I'm going off to join Team Morality." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 "And for as many 'informed consent' you get, you leave dozens of blind idiots you duped in some pile. Or just ashes. Whatever you do with 'failed experiments." Winter said, knowing they'd obviously hear. "I should know, I was one of them." Excuse me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard he/him Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Steelsight is sight, too, you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 "I got a hammer!" Morzathoth said, not knowing of the argument that was taking place as he lacked tin, his life sense however could feel Winter and he figured she was planning something. He walked into the room and saw the solemn mood on his fellow scientists. It took him 1.3 seconds to realize what was going on due to his zinc compounding. "It is her, isnt it? She is holding some stupid rant about the nature of right and wrong and how we are the bad guys, isnt she?" Winter felt a spike of terror and anxiety. "Ok, Wolf. 'Morality' as you have so nicely named your laws of life never adds up to more than 'I think this is wrong and so should you'. We are not going to stop, I guess you are not going to stop, so we have conflicting interests here, so be a very good puppy and go down here so we can solve our conflicting interests, in any way you please." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard he/him Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Morzathoth, just because she sees things different doesn't mean it is invalid. Winter, could you please describe where you feel moral guidance from? We'll start checking bindpoints tomorrow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 "I know, that was my point exactly... oh, I like your thinking! If we could find those bind points it would solve a lot of trouble." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Sitting in a small alcove in Alley 31, Voidus watched the proceedings of the other alley unfold. Having determined that this was not a problem which could be solved with tacos he decided to leave the matter up to the other Denzens.Pulling out a spike of an unknown silvery metal he began stabbing seemingly at random into the ground beneath him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Kipper plopped into existence beside Voidus, swinging his legs over the edge of a nonexistent bench. He calmly handed a cup of steaming wassail to Voidus, and began sipping on his own. They watched the events below in a companionable silence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) "... do you guys have a spike with some allomantic tin? I feel like I am at a disadvantage without it. And some bronze, bronze would be nice as well." Edited September 17, 2015 by Morzathoth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Redbird pulled a spike from his multi-pocketed pants,"This atium spike is charged with both for convenience." After handing Morzathoth the spike he continued."If you experience any unexpected side effects, such as sudden magnetism or the urge to gallop across the plains, tell me, because then I may have to make some changes to the source. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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