the winter system Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Winter sighed and sat down in her timetravel and teleportation and illusion proof bunker. The note was vaporized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 (Out of curiosity how did you manage to teleport into a teleportation proof bunker? ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 (By walking) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Specialties... Friendly Eldritch God of The Dark Alley?... Research of Investiture. I feel like we need to branch out from just spiking things to see what happens. (Nothing wrong with spiking things, just saying we should extended the range of our research) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 "Yes! To doing actually nice things for people!" Winter's voice crackled on over a microphone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 "It wouldnt be difficult to heal most of your spiritweb with the gold compounding, silly puppy. Im sure we even have a regrowth surge lying here somewhere that I could use." "Anyway, my full title shall be Eldritch Horror and Researcher of Investiture of The Dark Alley! Or maybe not... it is not very catchy... lets go with that until I come up with something better!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Specialties... Friendly Eldritch God of The Dark Alley?... Research of Investiture. I feel like we need to branch out from just spiking things to see what happens. (Nothing wrong with spiking things, just saying we should extended the range of our research) You would not believe the mess the last Eldritch God of the alleys left, you can have his office if you really want but you might want to hire a cleaning service or something. And like a truckload of bleach. Sounds good, I'll add you now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Im a little less slimy than other horrors, of course the human part that most see is just the part of me that happens to exist in the physical realm... I'll get to the cleaning, no cleaning services can reach where Eldritch Gods can... Unless I hire Eldritch Cleaning... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 "It wouldnt be difficult to heal most of your spiritweb with the gold compounding, silly puppy. Im sure we even have a regrowth surge lying here somewhere that I could use." Gold would just heal physical wounds. I say she needs some Stormlight and a blast of Allomantic Aluminum to clear out all the investiture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Gold would just heal physical wounds. I say she needs some Stormlight and a blast of Allomantic Aluminum to clear out all the investiture. Gold can heal spiritual damage too, but some Duralumin fueled Chromium might help too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) I do find it really funny how a predator keeps going on about us hurting others... Is the office supposed to be bigger on the inside and very... non-euclidian? We should be able to heal her, if she wants to, I have no problem with it, we... well, you did mess up her spirit web to begin with. Edited September 20, 2015 by Morzathoth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I do find it really funny how a predator keeps going on about us hurting others... Is the office supposed to be bigger on the inside and very... non-euclidian? Yeah someone wanted to do an experiment with n-dimensional hypercubes in hyperbolic space. We think he was trying to create a bigger bar fridge but then it ended up nearly destroying the universe so we had to bind it in place. It's resulted in some... less that standard spatial arrangements around the place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Yeah someone wanted to do an experiment with n-dimensional hypercubes in hyperbolic space. We think he was trying to create a bigger bar fridge but then it ended up nearly destroying the universe so we had to bind it in place. It's resulted in some... less that standard spatial arrangements around the place. I pretty much figured it out, it goes in a counterclockwise spiral. If you are walking forward you are actually walking left, tough Im not sure why I end up on the ceiling when I walk backwards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I pretty much figured it out, it goes in a counterclockwise spiral. If you are walking forward you are actually walking left, tough Im not sure why I end up on the ceiling when I walk backwards. Good work then, just make sure if you're using the restroom on Alley 3.i that you plan accordingly, some unfortunate accidents have occured when gravity was suddenly rotated two hours backwards in time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Good work then, just make sure if you're using the restroom on Alley 3.i that you plan accordingly, some unfortunate accidents have occured when gravity was suddenly rotated two hours backwards in time. I see. I make sure to remember this, also to check the records of other mishappenings with time and space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Oh, and as the Eldritch god you'll need to design your own monogram to put on handkerchiefs, buisiness cards, and the skulls of your victims 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Im working on it. Im getting close XD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Speaking of non-Euclidean, non-standard spatial arrangements, have I told anyone about the Transdimensional Linking Alleys that I've been working on? (That's why Alley 23 is still a hazard zone). In theory, you can enter the Alley from one end, and leave somewhere else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 "That's apex predator to you." Winter broadcasted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 "Please, Ive eaten apex predetors before. And it seems like my point flew straight over your head. Too bad you cant lurch concepts." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 "Apex of the apex." Winter added. "And I'm a Coinshot. I'm choosing to ignore you right now. I believe it was promised there wouldn't ever be any more experimentation like it was done on me in exchange for my peaceful return. You're breaking it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Point of order, the apex predator has no predators, so while you may be the apex of a small area, you are not truly qualified. And our agreement had a clause that allows testing on you without breaking the agreement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 "I hired a lawyer to look it over, sparks. Lawyers are so easily bought these days." Winter then proceeded to curse with words learned from sailors. "Anyway, I give up. Come over to the Mediocrly Lit Alley some day. We bake croissants." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Mailliw pops into the alley of darkness, shardblades in hand. Upon seeing the insanity lurking here, he leaves to petition the God Beyond to partition the Alley off from the rest of the worlds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Mailliw pops into the alley of darkness, shardblades in hand. Upon seeing the insanity lurking here, he leaves to petition the God Beyond to partition the Alley off from the rest of the worlds. Maleril leaves to give Mailliw a cookie through the back on his way to the God Beyond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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