18th Shard he/him Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Xanas smiles and opens the multidimensional shift that results in the Dark Alley moving half a step left in the complex plane. Then proceeds to move sideways as relates to vertical time. Then backwards along a Investiturial axis in 6-dimensional space. Then up. Twice. He knocks on the door nearby, opens it and hands the God Beyond a thank you note for the Recipe Beyond for the Cookies Beyond. Then hands one to Mailliw. "Thanks for the directions tomorrow! We'll stop tracking you before then, at least until time in the local area proceeds linearly. The loop the loops of time-space continuum are awful for headaches. I woke up from storing Cadmium!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 So I've started voting for the Dark Alleys in the featured forum members thread and been told that if we win we'll need three Lurkers to answer questions. But I'll probably just post the questions here and get everyone input since the DA doesn't really have leaders, although we do have a few much more active members like Fatebreaker and Ostrich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 I'm up for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 I would be up for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) Hmm, this is a good way to gain increased Alley awareness. I approve, but no trade secrets, y'hear? I'm willing to answer a few questions, either as a Denizen or as my non Denizen counterpart. There might even be a picture of me I'm willing to share, wouldn't that be strange.... Edited November 5, 2015 by Fatebreaker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 You mean that you have an actual physical form? I thought you just took the shape of the Majoras Mask for convenience sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 So I've started voting for the Dark Alleys in the featured forum members thread and been told that if we win we'll need three Lurkers to answer questions. But I'll probably just post the questions here and get everyone input since the DA doesn't really have leaders, although we do have a few much more active members like Fatebreaker and Ostrich. I'm honored. What's this "featured forum members" thing, though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 You mean that you have an actual physical form? I thought you just took the shape of the Majoras Mask for convenience sake. It depends on the day. Sometimes I'm in a corporeal mood, Sometimes I'm not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 It depends on the day. Sometimes I'm in a corporeal mood, Sometimes I'm not. Oh, I understand you, being corporeal does have its advantages, but sometimes the drawbacks are just too big. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted November 7, 2015 Report Share Posted November 7, 2015 Hee hee just spiked a guy in the Introduction Forums. He was wearing a top hat too, and you know how strongly I feel about identity theft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Offered my friend a copy of Mistborn and a cookie yesterday. She took both. It was a productive day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 ThirdGen, one of our Product Testers leaked information about you know what. I sent him a stern letter (see a few posts below), but is there anything other corrective action to consider? Also: Based on this leak, should we push the product out faster and bypass the health inspection, or continue at our present rate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 I say we go through with it as usual, but lets send for some forgers so their memories can be deleted until our new products are out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Dump of full Alley product research feed available here:xP5hGqa531AWARNING: REQUIRES https://youtu.be/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon tEhe Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 say... if you have ALL pastries... i might go into that alley. I would die happy, you know. Thats all the 17th sharders want. Oh, and also the rest of the Mistborn ark. And all of Stormlight Archives. One does not simply stop reading Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 We have ALL the pastries you could EVER want. Please, just step right in here and begin your journey... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 say... if you have ALL pastries... i might go into that alley. I would die happy, you know. Thats all the 17th sharders want. Oh, and also the rest of the Mistborn ark. And all of Stormlight Archives. One does not simply stop reading Sanderson. We have ALL the pastries you could EVER want. Please, just step right in here and begin your journey... Pewter pastries are simply divine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard he/him Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 Atium pastries, I feel, are more god-like, but personal preferences, you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Winter suddenly had a strange urge to kidnap someone who had the good sense not to make puns and spike the ability in everyone. For, like, no reason at all. (Kidding. Go on with the puns. They're funny) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_shadow she/her Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 I was told there are cookies here...Can I have one? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 You may indeed. Take all you wish. We have baked goods of every assortment and variety. Please help yourself 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 We have baked goods of every assortment and variety. (Courtesy of the Non-Hemalurgic Research Division) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Ostritch,I would like to remind you to kindly keep your methods to your Alley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 I was referring to non-cookie Baked Goods, which are the whole point of my Alley. Also, my Alley is part of the Dark Alley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Anyway, you are my mortal enemy now, so if you do not leave, I will pluck you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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