Kaazi he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Hello Everyone, I shall be joining your magnificent guild. I shall enjoy using cookies to pursue my goal of creating mindless servents by harnessing the changing power of hemalurgy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Hello Everyone, I shall be joining your magnificent guild. I shall enjoy using cookies to pursue my goal of creating mindless servents by harnessing the changing power of hemalurgy. Welcome to our newest Lurker. We'll set up an office for you as soon as we clear out the wails of the damned that got stuck in there. Have you read Shadows of Self yet? It's not a great example since it may be using a God metal of some kind but the Hemalurgic creatures in that are even more feral than Koloss I'd say, pretty good evidence of the removal of free will to a degree. It's certainly an interesting area of research. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaazi he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I haven't read it yet. I still need to read Elantris, steelheart, shadows of self, alloy of law and finish warbreaker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter she/her Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 And how exactly have I been on this forum so long and only just now found out about the Dark Alley? The Fandom Monster is intrigued... What exactly is your policy on soul-rending alternate universes entirely crafted to evoke wailing and despair from all who interact with them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 And how exactly have I been on this forum so long and only just now found out about the Dark Alley? The Fandom Monster is intrigued... What exactly is your policy on soul-rending alternate universes entirely crafted to evoke wailing and despair from all who interact with them? this is why no one trusts the DA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 this is why no one trusts the DA.Don't worry we have put warning signs in front of these universes. As in "Warning!!! Free hugs ahead!!! Warning!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter she/her Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Tagged: #fluff #hurt/comfort #cutes #happy ending #your OTP finally gets together #feel good #cuddles #happy fic #Tien is Alive The fic consists of 30K words of angst and tragedy, characters losing everything they held dear and being drawn to the brink of oblivion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 And how exactly have I been on this forum so long and only just now found out about the Dark Alley? The Fandom Monster is intrigued... What exactly is your policy on soul-rending alternate universes entirely crafted to evoke wailing and despair from all who interact with them? We had to maintain a low profile from admins and mods so they didn't notice us stealing the spike monopoly We're pretty pro-alternative universes in general, if they evoke wailing and despair then so much the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter she/her Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 *puts a hand over her Moderator badge and pulls her hair in front of her spikes*Ha... moderators? What moderators? I am but a humble denizen of 17S out with a mutual interest in benefitting fron the anguish and suffering of others baked goods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 And how exactly have I been on this forum so long and only just now found out about the Dark Alley? The Fandom Monster is intrigued... What exactly is your policy on soul-rending alternate universes entirely crafted to evoke wailing and despair from all who interact with them? *puts a hand over her Moderator badge and pulls her hair in front of her spikes* Ha... moderators? What moderators? I am but a humble denizen of 17S out with a mutual interest in benefitting fron the anguish and suffering of others baked goods. We mostly frequent the intro threads and the odd Hemalurgy related thread. As for alternate universes, we're huge proponents of both real and non-real Bioverses, Paraverses, and all other abstract constructs of theoretical existence. I'd be happy to give you a tour of our dimension lab and archcreation facilities, but you might want to bring a pair of rubbers. We'd be happy to offer you a place here in our humble community dedicated to Science. I'd be honored to have a moderator working with us, especially one who's not squeamish about the shadier aspects of Scientific research. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydra he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 HOi!!!! can oi get a Miles hundredlives cookie? mabye 2? This doesnt seem like a good idea... sush. i know what im doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Well sure... This should give you his personality, and this one will give you the ability to burn gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Im pretty sure he wants gold feruchemy Im pretty sure I have a gold compounder spike here somewhere... *Disappears into the depths of the spike vaults* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 HOi!!!! can oi get a Miles hundredlives cookie? mabye 2? This doesnt seem like a good idea... sush. i know what im doing. A Feruchemical gold spike will cost you three souls, an abscract concept, and a melon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Make that 2 melons. One of ours just became an immortal knight, and we need a replacement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 As for alternate universes, we're huge proponents of both real and non-real Bioverses, Paraverses, and all other abstract constructs of theoretical existence. we're huge proponents of both real and non-real Bioverses, Paraverses, and all other abstract constructs of theoretical existence. all other abstract constructs of theoretical existence. constructs of theoretical existence. theoretical existence. theoretical Did somebody call me? I felt a disturbance in the Theory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alomantisist he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 What is this place? It is so dark. And cold. And I smell role-playing, though I do not understand it. But also mingled with the fresh scent of baked cookies. I was offered a cookie upon joining this Shard, I see now that it was wise not to accept it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alomantisist he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 OH MY GAA *Stops suddenly upon being stabbed with a gingerbread cookie* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Did you just stab yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 What is this place? It is so dark. And cold. And I smell role-playing, though I do not understand it. But also mingled with the fresh scent of baked cookies. I was offered a cookie upon joining this Shard, I see now that it was wise not to accept it. Why wouldn't you accept it? I accepted the cookie and now I can summon tacos at will. Of course I was the first lurker so who exactly stabbed me that first time I'll never know. Hopefully in the future I gain time travel and spike myself though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Sooooo.... what exactly goes on in this dark alley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Sooooo.... what exactly goes on in this dark alley Parties, research, unholy screams of damned souls doomed to wander for all eternity after a lifetime of horror and experimentation, Happy hour every now and then. You know, usual stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Sometimes we hypothesize, sometimes we fraternize, sometimes tear apart the very fabric of reality simply to replace it with a sock-puppet made from the hands of the deities we have slain, sometimes we socialize. But in a word, SCIENCE happens here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydra he/him Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 How about i trade you for the cookie? i have 3 and 136 800ths of a melon,a horse with hepatitis named susan, and a bear chewing rootbeer flovoured gum made of baby. and a half drunk gonzo gulp. Is it a deal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 How about i trade you for the cookie? i have 3 and 136 800ths of a melon,a horse with hepatitis named susan, and a bear chewing rootbeer flovoured gum made of baby. and a half drunk gonzo gulp. Is it a deal? I'm afraid you didn't meet a single one of the requirements, and even my dead uncle knows that no one wants half of a gonzo gulp. Each denizen has their own price. Things I will accept include: Spoons(metal, wood, bone) Stolen dreams Pieces of the Moon (the real moon, not the replacement that's currently floating in the sky) Live tree frogs The Hungarian Revolution 1000 books with nothing written in them A cool fish The last memory of a dead man Sandwiches. Always sandwiches. And more! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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