Aredor Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 So... not sure where else to put this. I'm doing a D&D campaign right now, and I've made a character who absolutely loves making bad puns. Small problem : after 3 sessions, I've run out of my repertoire of puns. Help! For some help, we're adventuring in a forest getting attacked by orcs and varying animals. I'm a human fighter named Aredor, and I am adventuring with a halfling, 2 elves, and a very reckless paladin. Wood any of you care to help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling she/her Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 i would like to bring forth @The stormfather, a certified terrible pun master. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 They could throw leaves at one of the orcs and say "Leaf me alone!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treamayne Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Aredor said: So... not sure where else to put this. I'm doing a D&D campaign right now, and I've made a character who absolutely loves making bad puns. Small problem : after 3 sessions, I've run out of my repertoire of puns. Help! For some help, we're adventuring in a forest getting attacked by orcs and varying animals. I'm a human fighter named Aredor, and I am adventuring with a halfling, 2 elves, and a very reckless paladin. Wood any of you care to help? I feel like your best bet is to just get a game of Munchkin (any of the Classic games and expansions, plus Munchkin Pathfinder, Munchkin Legends, etc.). Any given pack/set is bound to have a pun on at least 1/3 to 1/2 of the cards. If nothing else, they'll provide inspiration. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Treamayne said: I feel like your best bet is to just get a game of Munchkin (any of the Classic games and expansions, plus Munchkin Pathfinder, Munchkin Legends, etc.). Any given pack/set is bound to have a pun on at least 1/3 to 1/2 of the cards. If nothing else, they'll provide inspiration. Yesssss so true This one works when spoken but not read: Guess what I heard (herd)? Sheep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aredor Posted October 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 Thank you all! This is such a releaf! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 "Looks like P-ORC for dinner tonight!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 Well, this is sword of (sort of) awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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