Aeoryi she/her Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Quote Back in my day, lawns weren't invented. You were at constant risk of being colonized by grass at any given moment, on any given day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 lollies gives up on the delver. "AUGH FINE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 13 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said: Quote Back in my day grass didn’t exist! Instead there were fields of rusty nails! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Quote Back in my day, days didn't exist. If you wanted the sun to rise, you had to go there yourself and do it! You kids have it so easy nowadays, where the sun rises for you. Back in my day, people didn't cut grass down- grass cut the people down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said: Quote Back in my day the sun wasn’t even real! People couldn’t travel because travel didn’t exist! Back in my day people couldn’t even speak of the grass lest they be hunted down and murdered by wild wheat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Quote Back in my day, speaking wasn't possible because there was no air, since matter and energy weren't created yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said: Quote Back in my day creation hadn’t been created yet! We didn’t even have nothingness like all you fancy younguns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Back in my day time didn't exist. We had to make the big bang happen with our bare hands!! Edited November 26, 2023 by Ookla the Resolute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Resolute said: Back in my day time didn't exist. We had to make the big bang happen with our bare hands!! Quote Back in my day we didn’t have existence, things didn’t happen, we didn’t even have bear hands! We just had to bear with all the difficulties, including spelling errors because autocorrect and school didn’t happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Back in my day, errors weren't invented yet! That's why you weren't there! (This is a joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 15 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said: Back in my day, errors weren't invented yet! That's why you weren't there! (This is a joke) Quote Back in my day… ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Quote wow guys! just wow. Whiplash waited impatiently for the largo ahead of her to land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Blossom she/her Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 6 hours ago, SymphonianBookworm said: Aria nods. "Let's check it out. Most people wouldn't expect us to be in such seemingly treacherous territory." "We've got a poet on our hands," Junior muttered through a smile as he maneuvered his poco towards the rocky fragment up ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Nova sat down in the sand, not even caring if it was quicksand or if it was on fire. She had failed her one job. Her purpose in life. She was a failure. She laid down completely in the sand, sad that Merp was gone. Merp was too good for her anyways. She wasn't good enough for Merp. He had left her for that reason, she convinced herself. She was an absolutely useless failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Quote I’ve been so out of it. What did I miss? Who needs me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Yellow Sock said: Quote Nova needs Merp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Quote MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said: “Mother,” Zira said, dipping her head respectfully. Emma acknowledged her bow and smiled. "It's wonderful to be doing these again. Especially with my daughters," she grinned flicking out her tongue and rubbing it over her own fangs. @Ookla the Yellow Sock @Ookla the Believer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Raveness said: Emma acknowledged her bow and smiled. "It's wonderful to be doing these again. Especially with my daughters," she grinned flicking out her tongue and rubbing it over her own fangs. @Ookla the Yellow Sock @Ookla the Believer “It’s good to be doing it with people who are actually competent,” Zira said, licking her own fangs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Ezrium sat in his cell, bored. This was the sixth year. Sixth year he had been in this prison. Things were looking bleak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, Ookla the Raveness said: "I am here, Madam." Replies Emma, slowly making her way towards the three. A slightly smile tugged at the edge of her lips, "and my other daughter should be here soon." @Ookla the Believer She nods. "So kind of you to join us, young one." 5 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said: “Mother,” Zira said, dipping her head respectfully. She eyes her from the side, but chooses to ignore her. 3 hours ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Quote Real. 15 minutes ago, Canada Lover said: Nova sat down in the sand, not even caring if it was quicksand or if it was on fire. She had failed her one job. Her purpose in life. She was a failure. She laid down completely in the sand, sad that Merp was gone. Merp was too good for her anyways. She wasn't good enough for Merp. He had left her for that reason, she convinced herself. She was an absolutely useless failure. The sand was perfectly normal. Merp was nowhere to be found. Meanwhile... A little squeak and chirp comes from inside the cockpit of Junior's ship. Suddenly out of the corner of his eye he sees two little black eyes and pink nose. sneeze. @Ookla the Lotus 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Raveness said: Emma acknowledged her bow and smiled. "It's wonderful to be doing these again. Especially with my daughters," she grinned flicking out her tongue and rubbing it over her own fangs. @Ookla the Yellow Sock @Ookla the Believer She pats for her to sit down in the leather chair next to her. 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said: “It’s good to be doing it with people who are actually competent,” Zira said, licking her own fangs. "Hush. You think you are competent? Ha! Don't play games with me silly little girl." Edited November 27, 2023 by Ookla the Yellow Sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Yellow Sock said: She nods. "So kind of you to join us, young one." She eyes her from the side, but chooses to ignore her. The sand was perfectly normal. Merp was nowhere to be found. Meanwhile... A little squeak and chirp comes from inside the cockpit of Junior's ship. Suddenly out of the corner of his eye he sees two little black eyes and pink nose. sneeze. She pats for her to sit down in the leather chair next to her. "Hush. You think you are competent? Ha! Don't play games with me silly little girl." Nova was very sad. She plunged her head into the sand. She began to suffocate in the sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, Canada Lover said: Nova was very sad. She plunged her head into the sand. She began to suffocate in the sand. Suddenly underneath the sand there was a tiny rumbling. It moved just under the sand so when it went past it left a mark. It followed a path until it stopped disappearing. It seemed to spell out something in the sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Canada Lover said: Nova was very sad. She plunged her head into the sand. She began to suffocate in the sand. Quote ...... kinda morbid, doncha think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Yellow Sock said: She nods. "So kind of you to join us, young one." She eyes her from the side, but chooses to ignore her. The sand was perfectly normal. Merp was nowhere to be found. Meanwhile... A little squeak and chirp comes from inside the cockpit of Junior's ship. Suddenly out of the corner of his eye he sees two little black eyes and pink nose. sneeze. @Ookla the Lotus She pats for her to sit down in the leather chair next to her. "Hush. You think you are competent? Ha! Don't play games with me silly little girl." "I'm only a century or two younger than you, Madam." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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