Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 how much wood would a woodchuck chuck could Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris would chuck the woodchuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 2 Author Report Share Posted February 2 Chuck Norris played an important role in the Star Wars films and shows. He was the Force. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. Then, it exploded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 Chuck Norris has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Chuck Norris once arm wrestled God. God later said that the sun was in his eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 It is a little known fact that Chuck Norris once sneezed. If you don't believe me, just ask Pompeii. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 5 Author Report Share Posted February 5 (edited) Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Edited February 5 by Lunamor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Chuck Norris is never lost. The world is just trying to hide from him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 5 Author Report Share Posted February 5 Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Phantom he/him Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo in hiding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 On 1/31/2024 at 11:51 AM, One of the Ten Fools said: The universe is expanding. all of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. In fact, this is the only reason the entire universe is not sucked into the immense gravity well created by Chuck Norris's biceps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Main street used to be Chuck Norris street. they renamed it because nobody who crossed Chuck Norris lived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 6 Author Report Share Posted February 6 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Things that go bump in the night stay dead silent when Chuck Norris is around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Chuck Norris makes onions cry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk213 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 (edited) Chuck Norris knows what this post said before it was edited. Edited February 7 by Lynk213 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Chuck Norris can Speak Braille, and hear sign language. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Chuck Norris doesn't bring a knife to a gun fight. or a gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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