Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris plays Jenga with fallen redwoods 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 According to the Geneva Convention, it is considered a war crime to use Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 While learning CPR Chuck Norris brought the dummy back to life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 (edited) Chuck Norris beat the Devil in a Fiddle competition. How? He was the judge and both competitors. Edited March 7 by WhyEverNot_8 Fixed punctuation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris killed time in his spare time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for letting so many people live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris can stare at the sun and the sun looks away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 25 minutes ago, Lunamor said: According to the Geneva Convention, it is considered a war crime to use Chuck Norris. Of course, they never tried to tell him that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 (edited) Chuck Norris was camping once and needed to relieve himself, so he dug a hole. You might know it as the Grand Canyon. Edited March 7 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 He once set up some dominos. They are now known as Stonehenge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 The first true moon landing occurred when Chuck Norris entered a long jump competition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris was playing DnD and had to roll a dice, he rolled the highest value possible and killed everyone, that dice was the Earth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 (edited) Chuck Norris once flipped a coin. It still has not landed. Edited March 7 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris plays electric guitar using live power lines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris thinks of the Laws of Physics as 'friendly suggestions.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris can fly at supersonic speeds. He's not aerodynamic, air is just afraid to get in his way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris's computer's keyboard does not have a control key. Chuck Norris is always in control. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Taynix are mini delvers. delvers are mini Chuck Norris's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris can't predict the future. The future just does what it's told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 When Chuck Norris goes to the Nowhere, the delvers hide from him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 9 hours ago, Lunamor said: Chuck Norris's computer's keyboard does not have a control key. Chuck Norris is always in control. Neither does it have a backspace key, (because Chuck Norris does not make mistakes), a shift key (Chuck Norris does not change; the world does), or an escape key (because nothing escapes Chuck Norris). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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