LightRinger he/him Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Chuck Norris challenged Superman to an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's eyesight. Unfortunately, he lost it again due to an instant roundhouse kick to the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Chuck Norris is the only person who can win a chess game without making any moves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it and it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones. They were later collected by Thanos and put on a gauntlet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Chuck Norris once caught fire. Luckily, disaster was averted as the fire remembered to stop, drop, and roll away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Chuck Norris can kill an army of millions with two shots. And the first one is a warning shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 When the Apollo 11 landed on the moon, Chuck Norris showed them where to park the vehicle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 9 Author Report Share Posted March 9 Chuck Norris can crack a walnut with his eyelid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 In sign language, a roundhouse kick to the face is how you say 'Chuck Norris'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 9 Author Report Share Posted March 9 Chuck Norris once stared at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate, it exploded violently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie is transformed into another Chuck Norris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Chuck Norris once punched a hurricane in the eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 If successfully harnessed for energy, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could provide the country of Sweden with power for 3 days, 8 hours and 14 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Chuck recently had his 84th birthday. He turned 48. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 14 Author Report Share Posted March 14 Chuck Norris does not need a passport. Chuck Norris exists in all 24 time zones simultaneously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th. The next day he won the lottery. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 When Chuck Norris gets in a car crash the air bags do not save Chuck Norris, they save the car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 At the start of every summer, Chuck Norris begins practicing his roundhouse kicks outside. We know this as hurricane season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 MacGyver can build a bomb out of paper clips, rubber bands, and soda cans. Chuck Norris can build a bomb out of MacGyver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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