Soulbinder she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Due to restrictions on weapons of mass destruction, Chuck Norris legally cannot enter Russia. He does anyway, of course, because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Jesus can walk on water But Chuck Norris can swim through land 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris can put 2 and 2 together and get 6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 3 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. He was subsequently banned from the show after getting the jackpot every spin and bankrupted the studio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 If Chuck Norris had been on the Titanic the iceberg would have dodged the ship 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris jumped off the roof out the NYC world trade center. What he landed, he created the Great Depression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Just now, Lunamor said: Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". And the “fun” in “funeral” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Before her infamous Pacific flight, Amelia Earhart looked at Chuck Norris funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 A police officer stopped Chuck Norris for speeding once. Chuck Norris let the officer off with a warning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 When police officers approach Chuck Norris they say "we have the right to remain silent" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 They tried to put Chuck Norris’s face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Chuck Norris doesn't shower. He only takes bloodbaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 Chuck Norris’s social security number is the last nine digits of pi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is outlawed by the Geneva Conventions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Chuck Norris doesn't eat vegetables, they're too scared to give him scurvy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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