Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 The Swiss army uses Chuck Norris knives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Chuck Norris can kill entire languages with a roundhouse kick. Just ask Latin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Chuck Norris is reckgonized as a lethal weapon in 196 countries, but they're all too scaared to tell him he has to get a liscinse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 The song “you’re welcome” was originally written for Chuck Norris, but he lent it to Disney. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothing in the ocean. Too many tsunamis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 23 Author Report Share Posted February 23 Chuck Norris once spun a ball on his finger. To this day, the planet Earth continues to turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 The term "redshift" was coined when a scientist noted what color tended to come out of people's bodies when they were trying to run from Chuck Norris. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 23 Author Report Share Posted February 23 Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 What’s black and white and red all over? The penguin and zebra that crossed Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 23 Author Report Share Posted February 23 Chuck Norris doesn’t get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 8 hours ago, TheFrugalWizard said: The term "redshift" was coined when a scientist noted what color tended to come out of people's bodies when they were trying to run from Chuck Norris. The term "blueshift" was coined when scientists noticed that people tend to stop breathing when Chuck Norris gets closer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 23 Author Report Share Posted February 23 Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Chuck Norris can cook meat to perfection just by glaring at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 23 Author Report Share Posted February 23 The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Chuck Norris can pull the eastward seaboard in a westerly direction and thereby reverse the rotation of the Earth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 24 Author Report Share Posted February 24 Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Mike Tyson's Punchout was originally Chuck Norris' Punchout, but they had to change it because nobody could win it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 25 Author Report Share Posted February 25 Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Chuck Norris once tried to eat a boulder. He later complained that it was a bit soggy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 25 Author Report Share Posted February 25 When Chuck Norris wears a tie, it ceases to be called a tie. It is now a win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Chuck Norris doesn't need keys because no door is brave enough to stand in the way of Chuck Norris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 25 Author Report Share Posted February 25 Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman’s life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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