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I realized that the Shard didn't have a forum devoted to the highest form of comedy, so I decided to make one. Post your favorite Chuck Norris jokes here! Here's some of mine.

 Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake, and after 6 agonizing days in the hospital, the snake died

Chuck Norris once went to a fight and came out with a broken arm and leg. He still hasn't given them back

do whatever format you want (meme, text, etc.), please avoid reposting the same joke as someone

 

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