RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, Lightweaver2 said: Pretty much I get to take care of troublemakers in court. I won’t be super active, but if you need someone thrown out, just mention me and I’ll be here. Quote will keep in mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Jury Member Myrtle Crumbs woke with a start. She had arrived late to the proceedings, sneaking in as Mr. Ghostblood had begun his address. By the time he had finished speaking, Myrtle had begun to doze off. Luckily, she was spared the embarrassment of sleeping in court by a clamorous chorus of indubitabilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 "@SmilingPanda19 and @Part Of The Narrative how many cookies have you each given to @Just-A-Stick" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 (edited) 5 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said: "@SmilingPanda19 and @Part Of The Narrative how many cookies have you each given to @Just-A-Stick" “I unfortunately have not had the pleasure of giving her any cookies. I have given her many hugs though.” I shrug. “Hugs are nice. I like warm hugs.” I clear my throat. “May I call a witness?” (I definitely know what I’m doing) Edited February 1 by SmilingPanda19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Quote GUYS! AFTER COURT THIS SHOULD BE TURNED INTO A WAR!!! Just-A-Stick, or, Stick, as I prefer to be called, is watching all this with apprehension and seems scared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 9 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said: Just-A-Stick, or, Stick, as I prefer to be called, is watching all this with apprehension and seems scared. *tiny wave* *whisper* It’s gunna be okay pumpkin pie, no matter what happens we both love and care about you very much 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 26 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said: “I unfortunately have not had the pleasure of giving her any cookies. I have given her many hugs though.” I shrug. “Hugs are nice. I like warm hugs.” I clear my throat. “May I call a witness?” (I definitely know what I’m doing) "your request of witness is granted. 13 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said: Just-A-Stick, or, Stick, as I prefer to be called, is watching all this with apprehension and seems scared. Quote that would be a lot of fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 Hi/Ho Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said: "your request of witness is granted. “I call @The Wandering Wizard to the stand to prove that hugs are just as or more valuable as cookies ESPECIALLY if the child’s love language is touch.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 judge royalbeemage sits back sipping his tea. "this is good stuff. what in it?" he asks @Ravenclawjedi42 while the witness is coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 (edited) Ráven looked disapprovingly at the jury members who arrived late, but turned and addressed the court. “Chairperson Eddie, ( @Edema Rue ), you did pass this law, correct? I have no memory of it existing.” @RoyalBeeMage “Rooibos with a touch of oatly,” they whispered back. Edited February 1 by Ravenclawjedi42 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 1 minute ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said: “Rooibos with a touch of oatly,” they whispered back. "ahh. i thought it was oolong for a second." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 46 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said: *tiny wave* *whisper* It’s gunna be okay pumpkin pie, no matter what happens we both love and care about you very much "CALL FORTH YOUR WITNESS AND STOP TALKING TO THE CHILD FOR GODS SAKE" "I was proposing a recess because i had to leave, evidently the court is falling apart already" he lifts his chin. "Let us begin again. from the beginning. High Judge, you may have your gavel back but if you whack it, i will not give it back" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 "fine! once the witness has arived we will start from the beginning. @Part Of The Narrative is there any witness or lawyer you want to call forward during this recess?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Narrative she/her Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 55 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said: “I call @The Wandering Wizard to the stand to prove that hugs are just as or more valuable as cookies ESPECIALLY if the child’s love language is touch.” "I AGREE HOWEVER I HATH GIVEN MANY HUGS TO HER IN REAL LIFE" I glare at the judge defiantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 7 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Mr T. T. Ghostblood strode forward slowly and deliberately. He gazed around the room at each and every member of the jury. Finally, he set his suitcase down on a table and withdrew a few papers. He licked his finger and lifted a page. Finally, he cleared his throat and began to speak. "Your Honor and the jury, before you consider this case I must bring to light the following facts." he lifted another page, straightened the stack, continued. "Several people have been accepted to various Shardic families in these esteemed forums. Several to different ones. Is it an outlandish proposition that the child can be a part of both families? And, in the situation where there are conflicting interests of the mothers, that perhaps a third party can step in and make the final decision? Your honor, I propose that a regulating authority be brought into the fray. Thus, there is a final authority to conflicts between the two regarding the child." The lawyer straightened the papers, lifted one, continued, "And, one more thing, I would like to bring to light a law. That law being: she who gives cookies is mother. This was passed on the 32nd of Undecember in the Guilds forum by the Senatus Dessertus, led by Chairman @Edema Rue. Shall I continue?" Quote its not weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 "is there anyone you wish to bring forward?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 1 minute ago, Part Of The Narrative said: "I AGREE HOWEVER I HATH GIVEN MANY HUGS TO HER IN REAL LIFE" I glare at the judge defiantly. "... Please stop shouting, it makes me less inclined to believe you." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said: "... Please stop shouting, it makes me less inclined to believe you." "for once i agree... for now." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Narrative she/her Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, RoyalBeeMage said: "fine! once the witness has arived we will start from the beginning. @Part Of The Narrative is there any witness or lawyer you want to call forward during this recess?" I would like to call forth *drumroll* @Just-A-Stick *wiggles eyebrows triumphantly* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, RoyalBeeMage said: "for once i agree... for now." Raven rolls his eyes. "Thank the lord, we can agree on something..." Just now, Part Of The Narrative said: I would like to call forth *drumroll* @Just-A-Stick *wiggles eyebrows triumphantly* "Overruled" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, Part Of The Narrative said: I would like to call forth *drumroll* @Just-A-Stick *wiggles eyebrows triumphantly* "you trust the person you are fighting over to be a lawyer? she is underage for a witness." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, RoyalBeeMage said: "you trust the person you are fighting over to be a lawyer? she is underage for a witness." *ahem* "OVERRULED" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 "yes yes i heard you the first time. i was just asking in pure confusion." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, RoyalBeeMage said: "yes yes i heard you the first time. i was just asking in pure confusion." "No need to ask if its overruled." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 "yes well i said it at the same time as you shouted overuled so yeah." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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