+Ark1002 Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Granted. You can now ONLY speak Klingon. I wish for Shard of Reading to watch Critical Role. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Granted but he needs to find out what it is about first. I wish for chipmunks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 13 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted but he needs to find out what it is about first. I wish for chipmunks. That's easy, it's about t-shirts with funny quotes obviously. Granted, your family turns into chipmunks. I wish for diabetes immunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anticipationspren Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: I wish for diabetes immunity. Granted but no matter what you eat you will never taste anything but pepper. I wish to be able to let people talk to there lost loved ones one last time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 Granted, but you are the medium. The dead ones talk through your mouth. Afterwards, you always barf. I wish my stomach didn't hate me. It hurts like.....a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 Granted. Now your left pinky toe does. I wish that Covid-19 would just disappear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 Granted. Your bane is that you disappear with it woooow that sentence got so much darker then i intended I wish that the world was less... chaotic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Granted, all the chaos is only in your life, not the world. Good luck. I wish my school wasn't 300 minutes of Zoom meetings every day. With no breaks. Please. I can't take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Granted. It's 400. I wish for the ability to do something interesting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Quote in·ter·est·ing /ˈint(ə)rəstiNG/ Learn to pronounce adjective arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention. Granted. You have been given the job of a herald, but lack any of their powers. Have fun I wish for infinite power 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 28 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: Granted. You have been given the job of a herald, but lack any of their powers. Have fun I wish for infinite power Granted, but your bane is that you can only use it to dig military grade latrines. I wish for my car to never run out of fuel. On 9/16/2020 at 3:05 AM, Anticipationspren said: I wish to be able to let people talk to there lost loved ones one last time Look up “the wind phone“, it’s this really cool thing in Japan that kinda lets people do that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but your bane is that you can only use it to dig military grade latrines. I bet I could find some uses for the ability to dig infinite military grade latrines... hmm... Granted. The drawback is your car can never move again, because that way it doesn't burn the fuel it has. I wish for Moash to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Granted, he dies killing Kaladin and winning the victory for Odium. I wish Amazon shipped RoW to my country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 (What country do you live in?!) Granted, it ships a book that has the title "ROW" it's about a boat. I wish I could re read my favorite books like I did the first time. (So, like have amnesia about it so I don't know whats gonna happen again) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username he/him Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 Granted. You're now allergic to paper. (It makes your eyes itch horribly.) I wish for a bead of lerasium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 Granted. It is stolen by a squirrel as soon as you get it. The plus side is now one of those nature documentaries is following a super squirrel with a weird cloak. I wish for mistborn powers and a super powered side kick. Preferably a squirrel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 20 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for mistborn powers and a super powered side kick. Preferably a squirrel. Granted, you are a Mistborn with a Mistborn squirrel as a pet. Your bane is that you are in Final Empire era Scadrial. I wish for perfect recall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 Granted. Now you see the whole world through an inverted color lens. (So every color would like it's exact opposite) I wish to meet all the sharders in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 Granted, but because of Covid, you can't. It's on zoom. I wish I didn't have any ELA assigments 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish he/him Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 20 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but because of Covid, you can't. It's on zoom. I wish I didn't have any ELA assigments Granted, They're now FLA assignments. I wish for everyone to revert their profile pics back to normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 Granted. In just under 10.5 days. I wish for a cracker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmical Existence she/her Posted September 25, 2020 Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 Okay. Here's a cracker for you. *hands Experience a cracker* But you can now no longer hear any sound below the key of high C. I ask for the ability to be able to communicate with anyone regardless of language or communication barriers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 Granted, but it’s through interpretive dance. I wish for a feather. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 Granted. It makes you sneeze every time you see it. I have a joke really fast. Which weighs more, a pound of feathers, or a pound of bricks? I wish for my Pi to not crash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 Granted, your young Indian man stuck in a boat with live tiger does, in fact, not crash into any whales. Your bane is that everything you say has a double meaning, and people pick up on the meaning you didn’t intend. I wish for the ability to see everything at its full beauty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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