Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Honorless he/him]

5 hours ago, Bejardin1250 said:

Your wish is granted.
Although you have just unleashed the Bubanic plague on the world.

Great Job

I wish for a new pair of shoes 

Granted, your Bane is that you are now paraplegic

I wish for a new Elder Scrolls game, in VR

[Random Bystander she/her]

9 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Granted, your Bane is that you are now paraplegic

I wish for a new Elder Scrolls game, in VR

(That's a bit extreme... Oh wait. He released the Bubonic plague. Never mind.)

Granted. 

Your bane is that you sneeze every time you say the word "Yellow".

I wish to be able to worldhop.

[Honorless he/him]

23 hours ago, Random Bystander said:

(That's a bit extreme... Oh wait. He released the Bubonic plague. Never mind.)

Granted. 

Your bane is that you sneeze every time you say the word "Yellow".

I wish to be able to worldhop.

Granted! You have become Galactus, Devourer of Worlds!

I wish for a pizza, with mushroom topping

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

22 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a pizza, with mushroom topping

Granted.

A shaft of golden light splits the sky, and accompanied by a chorus of angelic trumpets, your mushroom topped pizza floats down the brilliant column of light.

Your mouth watering pizza is topped with a savory looking assortment of wild foraged mushrooms, you have some Amanita phalloides, Galerina marginatas, Amanita ocreata, Agaricus xanthodermus, Russula emiticas, Gymnopilus spectabalis, Omphalotus olearius, Psilocybe cubensis, and some Amanita muscaria.

Unfortunately, all of those mushrooms are poisonous, but they do provide you the full gamut of conditions that cause violent eruptions from most of your orifices. The A. xanothodermus (the yellow stainer) will make you severely nauseous and R. emetica (the sickener) will make you vomit and possibly get diarrhea. O. olearius (the Jack-o-lantern mushroom which is bio-luminescent) will give you severe cramps, vomiting and diarrhea. The A. muscaria (the fly agarica, the red capped w/ white warts mushroom that looks like a mario mushroom) will make you sick but on the plus side is mildly to severly hallucinogenic. Also, to help you enjoy your last 3 weeks on the planet (unless you get serious medical intervention) the G. spectabilis (the Big Laughing Gym mushroom) and the P. cubensis have enough psychoactive compounds to make it an interesting end for sure. And the real treats on your pizza are the A. phalloides (the Death cap), the A. ocreata (the Destroying angel) and the G. marginata (the funeral bell, or deadly skull cap) which contain enough deadly amatoxins to make you initially violently ill. But the real treat comes 3 weeks down the line from the original poisoning, when you kidneys stop working altogether because the amatoxins have been silently and steathily destroying them.

But the Nightwatcher felt a little bad for you, so you also got a really cool magic bib with a cute little mushroom character on it.

When wearing this bib, you can belch without making any noise. Pretty sweet.

I wish I had a magic box that had an unending supply of perfectly fresh, perfectly delicious Morrel mushrooms, and that I receive no bane that would prevent me from eating them. Yum!

 

[Honorless he/him]

16 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish I had a magic box that had an unending supply of perfectly fresh, perfectly delicious Morrel mushrooms, and that I receive no bane that would prevent me from eating them. Yum!

Granted, you have an unending supply of perfectly fresh, perfectly delicious Morrel mushrooms, and you receive no bane that would prevent you from eating them. In fact, you get an extra boon to help you eat an unending supply of Morrel mushrooms: unending hunger

I wish for a very cushy job, that isn't too demanding, with a nice salary and retirement package

Edited April 2, 2021 by Honorless

[Soulbinder she/her]

22 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a very cushy job, that isn't too demanding, with a nice salary and retirement package

Granted. Unfortunately, the job is as boring as watching grass grow in slow motion.

I wish for a good idea.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but your good idea is murder

 

I wish for shorter school days

[Random Bystander she/her]

19 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but your good idea is murder

 

I wish for shorter school days

Granted.

Your bane is that ninjas try to kill you when you aren't in school.

I wish for the song Istanbul (not Constantinople) to cease to exist.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Because your wish is granted every single other song also creases to exist!

I wish I had patience.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you only have a tiny bit of patience, and whenever someone pushes you over your (small) limit, you kill them. 

 

I wish I could draw good 

[Random Bystander she/her]

11 hours ago, Toothless of Shinovar said:

Because your wish is granted every single other song also creases to exist!

Okay. I can live with that.

Spoiler

 

19 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but you only have a tiny bit of patience, and whenever someone pushes you over your (small) limit, you kill them. 

 

I wish I could draw good 

*well

Granted, but every time you find something to draw with, it breaks.

I wish for the Lost Metal to come out already!

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted.

Sadly you have now made Stormlight 5 come out in 400 years.

I wish for a 100 on my Bio test

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Your wish is granted. But know you are known as the "know it all" person and are disliked for that.

[The Unknown Order he/him]

Your wish is granted!

I wish for a candle that changes scent to whatever I want at the time.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Your wish is granted, but eventually, you will accidentally spend all your money on something you really wanted, and you thought it was worth it before you brought it, but it has no refunds, so you regret it for the rest of your life.

I wish that I will never forget again to write a wish when I post on this thread because that is the point of this thread.

Edited April 19, 2021 by Toothless of Shinovar

[Random Bystander she/her]

10 hours ago, Toothless of Shinovar said:

Your wish is granted, but eventually, you will accidentally spend all your money on something you really wanted, and you thought it was worth it before you brought it, but it has no refunds, so you regret it for the rest of your life.

I wish that I will never forget again to write a wish when I post on this thread because that is the point of this thread.

Granted, but now you are not allowed to post on the thread, and your internet will shut down, or your device will malfunction anytime you try to post.

I wish for the powers of a fullborn.

[GoWibble he/him]

Granted! You subsequently get spiked

 

I wish for enough time to finish all of my assignments, study, and go to extracurriculars

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted. 
Although You failed all of these things

I wish for new reading material  

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You now see everything upside down now. (I.E. it looks to you like you are standing on your head all the time)

I wish that all banes on this threads would not make it impossible to even access your boon. (You can still get stuff that makes it difficult/annoying to use your boon, but not impossible)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

4 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. You now see everything upside down now. (I.E. it looks to you like you are standing on your head all the time)

I wish that all banes on this threads would not make it impossible to even access your boon. (You can still get stuff that makes it difficult/annoying to use your boon, but not impossible)

Granted, but that only applies to this one post. 

I wish for a better pencil.

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted but you now only have your weaker hand left to wright.

I wish the Shard to be more acted

[Szeth_Pancakes he/him]

Granted, but now your reputation level resets to "Spren" every day.

I wish that every reputation point I get counts for ten reputation points. (i.e. if I get three points on a post, my count goes up by 30 points.)

Edited April 21, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[danex he/him]

Granted. Once people figured this out, they stopped giving you rep, and eventually the mods banned you for somehow hacking the rep system.

Your bane is that your left foot now falls asleep very quickly.

[Szeth_Pancakes he/him]

What do you want as your boon?

[danex he/him]

Oh right

I wish that people in this thread would stop having the bane absolutely be related to the boon. That’s not really how the NW works. She isn’t an evil genie who gives a side effect that makes the boon impossible to use, she gives you what you wish for, and just gives you a bane of proportional size.