Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Tani said: Granted. Your fingers now belong to Thaidakar the Ghostblood, who is the toes on your feet. I wish for an extra watch just in case. Granted! Your possibility of losing your first watch increases by 1000%. I wish to have a time travel machine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 granted, you are allergic to eggs of all kinds I wish for people to remember that the Nightwatcher tries her best to comply with the spirit of the boon, and the bane is usually entirely unrelated. (*grumpy old man "back in my day" vibes coming off me here lol) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Granted. We do remember (I think), but I find it boring to give unrelated banes since then the boon doesn't matter at all. Whereas by giving a related bane you have to actually pay attention to the boon to think of something. (also OP said we can) So yeah, the bane is that she will keep giving related banes. I wish for a nice cup of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Granted The Nightwatcher only drinks black coffee with no sugar added so that what her definition of nice is Your Bane is that your digestion fails as you drink this coffee and you’re in horrible pain for days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) Granted. Whatever your wish is, it's granted. (you didnt put a wish.) You lose all sense of smell. Your sense of taste is severely hampered. The good thing about unrelated banes is that they don't have to go to the specific person who asked for a specific boon. I wish for a fish. Edited June 18, 2021 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 You get an old goldfish who will die in the next couple weeks. You get a mild headache. I wish for sUsHi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CallsignZen she/her Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: You get an old goldfish who will die in the next couple weeks. You get a mild headache. I wish for sUsHi. granted, the sushi is made from the dead goldfish. I wish for a million dollars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 (edited) You get a million Monopoly dollars. That's the boon. Your bane is that any chair you sit on will have one leg fewer than it was made with for the duration of the time you sit on it. I wish I knew how to play all card games well. Edited June 20, 2021 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Granted. Not even aliens are a match for you. Whenever you see a new card game you're instantly good at it without being able to articulate why. This causes some distrust though, and most people don't even want to play with you anymore. Not to mention you're banned from all official competitions/casinos/MtG clubs for eternity. I wish to know why the Nightwatcher sometimes twists the wish, and then adds a bane on top of it. That's effectively a double bane. I'll fight for the rights of all wishers (no idea what that means). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Granted If the Nightwatcher misinterprets your wish then it’s still granted, and she still has to give the bane Like so You now have 6 legs but only one arm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Never saw the Nightwatcher go "lol no you're double screwed" to Rosharans though. Maybe the Nightwatcher irrationally doesn't like Earth people. *gasp*. The Nightwatcher must be racist! I wish the Nightwatcher wasn't racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior she/her Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 17 hours ago, The Technovore said: I wish the Nightwatcher wasn't racist. Granted. You are irrationally terrified of people with black nail polish. I wish for dishes that wash themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 45 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said: Granted. You are irrationally terrified of people with black nail polish. I wish for dishes that wash themselves. Begone goths! Back! Back I say! *holds photo of Bob Ross wardingly before self* Granted! Every night at 2am you're awoken to find that one of your belongings, that's not furniture or electronic, has been shattered, shredded, or otherwise gruesomely destroyed at the foot of your bed. I wish for unlimited free Delta business-class plane tickets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 Granted, but you can only fly between home and the north pole I wish for a kayak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 Granted! All the food in your cupboard and all grocery stores within 200 miles of you dissapears. Good luck I wish for a regular-sized, 7/8 full, glass of water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 granted! you can no longer sweat I wish for motivation to read tAR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 Granted. Your toes are all stubbed and will remain so for the rest of your life on earth. I wish to not be banned from card game playing clubs, MtG clubs, casinos, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 Granted. You lose the ability to learn. I wish for a nice pair of shorts that fit me with pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 granted, you replace me as @Bejardin1250s toes. I wish to get rid of the smell of Bejardin1250's toes from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 Granted. Your natural body odor is now that of a several-days-dead fish. I wish I could learn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 granted but you lose your head, literally. I wish to have a hamburger right now, I am really hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 Granted. You no longer have a skull. Or bones. I wish to be a Displacer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 (edited) Beyonders fan I see, granted but your body parts are scattered through the cosmere. I wish to have a box of cheezits. Edited June 23, 2021 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 Granted. You're allergic to cheese. Not milk though, or other dairy products, just cheese. I wish to find myself. All the bits of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 granted, but you'r body turns into eggs. I wish to eat good food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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