Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 The words “good food” appear in form of you, along with a bowl of slim you have to eat. I wish for 10 $100 gift certificates to my local bookstore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 Granted. You can't ever buy fantasy or sci-fi books. I wish to gain 1,000 reputation points. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted June 23, 2021 Report Share Posted June 23, 2021 Granted. You won't receive any more points for the amount of time it would have taken you to get those. I wish for perfect, unhurting, and indestructible teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 24, 2021 Report Share Posted June 24, 2021 Granted. Bane: You are incapable of thievery. I wish for perfect, unhurting, and indestructible teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 24, 2021 Report Share Posted June 24, 2021 Granted You are incapable of thievery I wish for money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 Granted, you are now a world-class thief. Your teeth are crooked, extremely painful, with the consistency of sponge. I wish for a spark of joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 25 minutes ago, The Technovore said: I wish for a spark of joy. Granted, the Nightwatcher hands over a strange metalmind to you. You can store and tap your happiness in that metalmind. Your bane is that she showed you that you can compound that metal to attain heavenly happiness but for a moment I wish for the ability to read minds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 Granted, but you the first person you use your powers on is plotting to kill the president. You tell the local authorities, they don't believe you, and you are locked up in a mental hospital. I wish my hair dye would stop coming out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 You suddently hate the color of your hair dye and you can't dye it back I wish I own a lot of good fantasy books and won't run out of place to put them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, The One Ring said: I wish I own a lot of good fantasy books and won't run out of place to put them Granted. Here is every single book Brandon Sanderson has ever written. Your bane is that you go blind. I wish for a pair of wireless earbuds that always connect properly, and never run out of battery. Edited June 26, 2021 by Nameless forgot to wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 Boon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for a pair of wireless earbuds that always connect properly, and never run out of battery. Granted Though all Tech you try to use other than Headphones doesn’t work for you after it connects I wish people (like me) would stop giving Banes that negate the boon like was done previously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted, you now have trouble walking I wish I can change the past without serious consequences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 This is impossible but the Nightwatcher grants it anyway! You now have serious abdominal pain that will never go away for the rest of your life I wish for a safe flight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 you break your leg when you're getting out of the airport i wish for the shard to be more active 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted. Hundreds of spambots run over the place. So many that the mods can't control the situation and the site is shut down. I wish the Shard is reopened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted, but there are still a crap ton of adds. I wish for AC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 8 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for AC *tropical sympathy* Granted, your bane is 5 mins of hot water shower I wish for an end to this goddamned pandemic already 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior she/her Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted. Every human is suddenly immune to all strains of every virus, and is acutely aware if it. However, your computer is riddled with dangerous viruses that delete all of your favorite memes. I wish to never be late for anything again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said: I wish to never be late for anything again. Granted. You will never be late, but you will always arrive 30 minutes early, no matter when you leave. I wish to find diamonds in minecraft 50% faster than everyone else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted, but you find everything else 100% slower I wish for some ice cream 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Granted Your bane is that every time you take a 7th step your foot falls asleep I wish for today to be over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 Granted, you now have a terrible headache I wish for sweet dreams when I go to bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 Granted, but tomorrow your day will suck. I wish for my boredom to be cured 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 Granted. You get a chore to do instead. That's how boredom was cured in my house when I was a kid. Your bane is that cheese smells like durian to you. I wish for a durian fruit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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