Honorless he/him Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Tani said: I wish for a durian fruit. Granted, but you gotta eat a wood apple before you can touch that durian I wish for a magical transport to safely, comfortably & inexpensively travel the world! Edited June 29, 2021 by Honorless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 Granted, you go around the world...in orbit. You float around the earth in space, never again touching the ground again. I wish for the next seasons of my fav shows to come out now, not next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 Granted, you can now watch the newest season, you’re so excited that you finish the season today. Unfortunately, it ends on a cliffhanger, and the day after the newest season comes out, it’s announced that due to unknown reasons, there will be no more seasons. I wish I don’t have to do any chores 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted July 3, 2021 Report Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. Your house is a constant disaster. I wish they would make a law canceling daylight saving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 4, 2021 Report Share Posted July 4, 2021 10 hours ago, Johnny Boy said: I wish they would make a law canceling daylight saving. Granted. They make a law cancelling it. Unfortunately, they are not the U.S. senate. I wish for food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted July 4, 2021 Report Share Posted July 4, 2021 Granted. You get food. So much food. Your house is food. Your family is food. Is this even real or did your mind start seeing objects and people as food? Impossible to know but at least you won't starve. I wish for an infinite peanut bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 20 hours ago, Eluvianii said: I wish for an infinite peanut bag. Granted. everyone close to you will develop a peanut allergy so bad, that if you take a peanut out of the bag it will kill them. I wish that I could ignore all the annoying little details in life that get skipped over in the history books, like getting papercuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 12 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish that I could ignore all the annoying little details in life that get skipped over in the history books, like getting papercuts. Granted! You can no longer pee. I wish for an inventory (like in video games) irl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 Granted! Your bane is that it starts out annoyingly small, and you have to buy upgrades for it, none of which seem to satusfy your needs. Y’know, like in a video game! I wish for a teleportation device that allows me to go to any bookstore in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 Granted, but the Nightwatcher is tired from all the boons she has to give out. She can only let you use this ability once every month, and you can only buy 5 books at a time. Your bane is that you can't use your legs anymore, and you'll have to sit on a wheelchair for the rest of your life. I wish I can think of a good pfp to put on my new social media account 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 10 hours ago, The One Ring said: I wish I can think of a good pfp to put on my new social media account Granted. You “can” think of a good pfp, but it will take you three years of self-discovery and meditation. I wish for the ability to create good books based off of my imagination from thin air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Granted. Whenever you think "Hey, that'd make a great book", one appears. It's beautiful. The paper has the nicest texture, the ink looks as though it was left there by a feather quill, even though by the font you can tell it's printed, and it's excellently bound with your preferred material. However the edition is atrocious. The story is good, it has everything you wanted there. You love the characters. You hate loving and love hating the villains. But it has so much filler, there are typos, not enough to be obvious at first glance, but enough to bother you as you read. Some characters do nothing the whole book, others do too much. Some themes have a complete lack of subtlety and others you can't even see, despite the characters alluding to them. It's as if someone with a brilliant imagination and storytelling potential but with the writing ability of Patrick Star wrote it. I wish for perfect grades. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 All the quizz, test, exam you take have perfect grades, even the ones you took before making this wish have perfect grades. You always, for some reason, answer every one of the questions right. People think you're weird and so you have very few friends. You also have troblem explaining why you write those answers, some took this as evidence of you cheating, and some of your friends think you're just being mean and won't teach them so they left you. You now have perfect grades and very very few friends (and they want to copy your homework all the time, it's very annoying but they're all you have) Your bane is that you have to sleep 14 hours a day, since you now don't need to spend much time doing your homework, I'm sure you'll do just fine I wish I'll never be annoyed no matter what 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 Granted! You can’t feel your feet. I wish for a large stack of pancakes with warm syrup and butter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 20 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for a large stack of pancakes with warm syrup and butter. Granted, and it's coming fast too! Possibly at terminal velocity I wish for the ability to alter text like Ruin could 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 Granted! You also have the Intent of Ruin. I wish for a fish dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for a fish dish. Granted. You have a dish of fish that is quite delish. Your bane is that you must speak in rhyme for the rest of your life. I wish for Silksong to come out soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 Granted. The Nightwatcher's perception of time is quite different from yours though. She moves the release date a month or so back as she thinks any more would basically release it right now. I wish for a nice bowl of ramen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 The bowl is nice, the ramen is crem. You have a mild headache. I wish for the XD emoticon to be wiped from existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Eluvianii said: Granted. The Nightwatcher's perception of time is quite different from yours though. She moves the release date a month or so back as she thinks any more would basically release it right now. Jokes on you, there is no release date! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Nameless said: Jokes on you, there is no release date! The NW has Cultivation on her side, so she can estimate one. Though she probably did have trouble with this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 On 7/12/2021 at 8:03 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said: wish for the XD emoticon to be wiped from existence. Granted… Your Bane is that your left ear will itch every 16th hour and no amount of scratching will stop it I wish for something that will help me in Life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said: I wish for something that will help me in Life Granted, the Nightwatcher gives you a little in-game cash in Life - the game. Your bane is that your computer now hangs every few hours I wish for a useful life advice from the Nightwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Granted. Be a dragon. You are now a dragon. You are incapable of speech. I wish for some candy that makes my reading speed exponentially faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden he/him Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, the Nightwatcher gives you a little in-game cash in Life - the game. This was what I was going for actually… 9 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for some candy that makes my reading speed exponentially faster. Granted but you need to eat 100 pieces for it to work so good luck to your teeth Your bane is that your processing speed stays the same I wish for a good job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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