NameIess Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I wish to live. Granted. Blah blah immortality, blah blah blah cursed to live forever blah blah blah. I wish that my mom wasn't allergic to cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 Quote I didn't wish for immortality, I simply wished to live. She's now allergic to everything in the world besides cats. I wish to no longer be immortal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I wish to no longer be immortal. Granted. There is precisely one way for you to die. Your bane is that you don't know what it is. I wish for a long and healthy (but not supernaturally long) life. Edited August 9, 2021 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 Granted, but none of your family or friends get a long life. They all die of unnatural causes within one year of you receiving your boon. I wish for painkillers that took away all pain, immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 Granted. However, they are highly addictive and deadly if taken in excess. I wish for 10x reading speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 13 hours ago, Eluvianii said: At your silence, the Nightwatcher sees the strongest desire in your heart. She grants it, but at the cost a kitten's well-being. Oh, was this because I forgot to make a wish? Or is it just not about me? If it is, the kitten can lose their well-being for all I care. I hate all animals, especially dogs and cats. I am so new to this game. 2 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for 10x reading speed. Granted. Unfortunately, you are now also blind. I wish for my crush to be my boyfriend. Edited August 10, 2021 by Elf_at_heart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Elf_at_heart said: I wish for my crush to be my boyfriend. After he becomes your bf, you find out that he is very abusive. You breakup with him and tell your friend about his behavior but none of them believes you. He spreads rumor about how you were terrible to him and everyone thinks you're a bad person. You now have a bad reputation and no one wants to be your friend. Good luck. I wish for contentment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, The One Ring said: After he becomes your bf, you find out that he is very abusive. You breakup with him and tell your friend about his behavior but none of them believes you. He spreads rumor about how you were terrible to him and everyone thinks you're a bad person. You now have a bad reputation and no one wants to be your friend. Good luck. The hell... Oh man that is....horrible. Cool, thanks for the nightmares. 1 hour ago, The One Ring said: I wish for contentment Your wish shall be granted. You will prematurely die in a very contended way. I wish for eternal life and eternal time and for all the people I care about to be granted the same and to live happily with them for all time. Edited August 10, 2021 by Elf_at_heart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 Granted. However, you are all sent to different universes and given a terrible longing for each other that can never be fulfilled, and then all the different planets blow up leaving all of you to drift in space. I wish to know how I die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 33 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. However, you are all sent to different universes and given a terrible longing for each other that can never be fulfilled, and then all the different planets blow up leaving all of you to drift in space. Hey. I said "and live happily with them for all time. Now when you say the above, you're not really granting my wish, are ya? 34 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. However, you are all sent to different universes and given a terrible longing for each other that can never be fulfilled, and then all the different planets blow up leaving all of you to drift in space. I wish to know how I die. Granted. But its highly embarassing, and now you have to live with that for the rest of your life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) Granted. ... I wish for the knowledge, equipment, and capability needed to create a cure for cancer. Edited August 10, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 Granted. however, you cannot share it in any way, shape, or form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Why do people keep forgetting wishes? I wish for people to stop forgetting wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for people to stop forgetting wishes. Granted. Every single being capable of receiving a wish from the nightwatcher now has a 100% perfect memory in every respect. Your bane is that everyone hates you now. I wish for a full collection of every leatherbound book that Brandon's ever published. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted! Your eyes are gouged out by Kaz Brekker. I wish for infinite money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 (edited) Granted. Piles of cash, gold, and the like pour from the heavens and crash onto you like an avalanche forever. I wish to have no bane to my next wish or this one. Edited August 11, 2021 by Flaming Coinshoot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted! ... I wish to eat a pie that fell out of the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 12 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish to eat a pie that fell out of the sky. Granted. it is earwax flavored. I wish for a sharddagger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted! It wants to stab you. I wish for the power to stop time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. Now you have to look for a way to make the time-frozen Nightwatcher also give you the power to resume time. I wish to learn astral projection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. You cannot return to your normal body and no one can see you. I wish to have every power in all universes, imaginary or real and have complete control over all of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I wish to have every power in all universes, imaginary or real and have complete control over all of them. Granted. You have great power. Too great, actually. You go insane and destroy every universe. I wish for awesome drawing skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 20 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for awesome drawing skills. Done! You are granted awesome drawing skills. "Awesome" in the older sense, inspiring awe, terror, dread. Your drawing are now terrifying, so terrifying, they're like banishment magic. I wish for a lot of money safely deposited in my bank account 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted! You get 1,000 emerald broams. The ATM machine is now jammed. The bank teller is confused and so are you. I wish for infinite wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Oh silly thing you already have unlimited wishes. And a bane to accompany each one of course. I wish for a three-headed-dragon that'll let me be its rider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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