Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. It let you ride it until it decided to eat you. I wish for nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted! You now have literally nothing, no possessions, no body, so soul, nothing. I wish to be a mistborn! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. You lose everything-family friends, everyone. All material possessions. You are injured almost to the point of death, and then you snap. However, the Steel Ministry finds out first and you are turned into an inquisitor. Your bane is that Ruin controls your mind completely. I wish to understand the Cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Order he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. You lose everything-family friends, everyone. All material possessions. You are injured almost to the point of death, and then you snap. However, the Steel Ministry finds out first and you are turned into an inquisitor. Your bane is that Ruin controls your mind completely. I wish to understand the Cosmere. Granted. The sheer amount of knowledge and intricate understanding drives you insane. As your bane, Brandon Sanderson stops writing after hearing the damage knowledge of the cosmere caused to you brain. I wish to actually be good a Tetris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Quote Nooooooo! Why must you do this? Granted. You are good at Tetris. You now see everything, and it drives you crazy when stuff doesn't stack like you like it. I wish to finish BotW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Order he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 55 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. You are good at Tetris. You now see everything, and it drives you crazy when stuff doesn't stack like you like it. I wish to finish BotW Granted. But you have to drag along and protect a complete noob that keeps doing dumb stuff (me). If the noob dies, you lose and have to start over. Also, that bane isn't a bane, considering it already applies to me. I wish to get my stuff back in minecraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted! Whenever you fall asleep you have a nightmare that a giant flaming dodo bird comes and destroys you and everything you love. In excruciating detail. I wish for 489,489 dollars and 489 cents cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 hour ago, The Unknown Order said: Granted. The sheer amount of knowledge and intricate understanding drives you insane. As your bane, Brandon Sanderson stops writing after hearing the damage knowledge of the cosmere caused to you brain. This implies Brandon is an Elder God. 21 minutes ago, Szeth Facpalm said: I wish for 489,489 dollars and 489 cents cash. Granted. You get an obsession to keep your finances at exactly that amount, so you only spend whatever you earn until you get back to that number, meaning your lifestyle doesn't actually change at all. You can show off though. I wish natural disasters were easily survivable, so that sports like tsunami riding or volcano fishing exist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: I wish natural disasters were easily survivable, so that sports like tsunami riding or volcano fishing exist. granted. Your bane is that they are only easily survivable for everyone besides you, so everyone gives you odd looks when you go inside during tornados. I wish to be able to breath underwater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 (edited) Granted, but you can only breath under water. You cant breath above water anymore. I wish for a wish without a bane Actually that's stupid, i wish for a bane. Edited August 13, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Granted. Your bane is that you can no longer facepalm. Your bane is that you can only walk backwards. I wish for a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 23 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. Your bane is that you can no longer facepalm. You MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY FACEPALMS! THEY ARE MY JOY, MY PURPOSE IN LIFE! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WISH! YOUR BANE IS KNOWING YOU HAVE SUCKED THE JOY OUT OF LIFE FOR ONE RANDOM PERSON YOU MET ON THE INTERNET. i wish for my facepalms back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Szeth Facpalm said: i wish for my facepalms back Granted! The Nightwatcher, knowing how important facepalming is to you decides to not only give you back the ability, but also to give you magically enhanced facepalms. When you perform a facepalm, a concussive blast of psychic energy is released and radiates out in a sphere of diminishing effect with its power equal to the inverse square of the distance traveled. This psychic emanation only affects the entity that performed the action that caused you to facepalm. In its weakest state, this psychic energy causes the target to experience mild malaise, akin to the feeling that you get when you've lost a shoe and have been walking around the house for half an hour fruitlessly looking for it. In its strongest state it causes the target's mind to blank, and drool to drip from their slackened and agape mouths. In this state they are receptive to the command, almost like a deeply buried hypnotic suggestion, to "never do that again". Your bane is that you get rainbow colored acne. I wish that I could use the mage cantrip magehand in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Granted. However, as to not break a hole in the continuity of both worlds, the Forgotten Realms and Earth get merged together, and you can probably guess the results. Your bane is that everytime you use it, you cast fireball. I have no wish. Just give ma a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I have no wish. Just give ma a bane. Everytime you open your mouth you burp, and everytime you speak in your burpy, belchy manner you also blow a bubble for every word you say. The Nihhtwatcher is all about balance, so though you made no wish you still get a boon. You can dispense an infinite amount of soda pop from your fingertips, whatever flavor you think of including just plain seltzer. I wish I had the capsules that Bulma uses in DragonBall, specifically the instant house one and the motorcycle one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Granted, but now you have feet for hands I wish for a free trip to wherever i want in the world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 ight but the trip can only take you to one square foot and you cannot leave from there. you get to choose how long tho I wish I could do whatever the braize i want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Granted, but only in Braize. I don't have a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I don't have a wish. Granted. You don't get to meet the nightwatcher then. You do, however, get to meet some of the local wildlife. I wish people would wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Granted. They wish for too much, and the colapse of civilization is now inevitable. I wish for the colapse of civilization. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: I wish for the colapse of civilization. Granted. "colapse" means nothing. So you get nothing. I wish for the uncolapse of civilization. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 I don't know what you're talking about I wish for the collapse of all civilization on Earth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Granted, but all humans turn into cannibals who have decided that you taste delicious. I wish to be fluent in every language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Granted. You're also extremely bad at identifying them for some reason. When you hear Spanish you reply in Italian. When you hear Korean you think it's Chinese. And as a bonus when you hear your native language you reply in Latin. I wish for cookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Granted, but they're moldy I wish for the next book in a series I'm reading 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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