The One Ring she/her Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 granted, it's the last book you'll ever read I wish I have the thing I want above all else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 On 8/20/2021 at 11:03 PM, The One Ring said: I wish I have the thing I want above all else Granted, the thing that you want is now positioned directly above you and everything else in our Galaxy. That highly coveted thing is 3000 light years above the earth, ~2000 light years above the spiral arm of the Milky way Galaxy, and approximately 500 light years above even a singular atom of matter and is a comfortable -459.67° F. Really hope that thing you wanted was just an iPhone or something. Your bane is that you now have 2 left hands, but strangely you're still right handed... I wish I had a form of portable personal transportation that allowed me to fly safely. Like maybe a working propeller hat, or a small quad copter skateboard, or jetpack shoes, you know, something like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelwatcher he/him Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 5 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish I had a form of portable personal transportation that allowed me to fly safely. Like maybe a working propeller hat, or a small quad copter skateboard, or jetpack shoes, you know, something like that. Granted, but you also become blind. I wish for a copy of Stormlight 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Squirrelwatcher said: I wish for a copy of Stormlight 5. Granted, here you go Spoiler Stormlight 5. Spoiler Copied and pasted, just for you *wink* I wish for a Harry Potter wand that I can use 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus the Awful he/him Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted, here you go Reveal hidden contents Stormlight 5. Reveal hidden contents Copied and pasted, just for you *wink* I wish for a Harry Potter wand that I can use Granted but it attracts bees i wish for a third eye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Granted. It's on the bottom of your foot and can't see any thing. I wish for my room to be decorated just the way I want to be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 29 minutes ago, Szeth Facpalm said: I wish for my room to be decorated just the way I want to be Granted, but you'll have to share your room with your most annoying cousins very, very often I wish for a djinni's lamp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus the Awful he/him Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 24 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, but you'll have to share your room with your most annoying cousins very, very often I wish for a djinni's lamp Granted but it smells like dead fish i wish for a pet rat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelwatcher he/him Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 58 minutes ago, Argus the Awful said: Granted but it smells like dead fish i wish for a pet rat Granted, but you also get a very hungry pet cat as well. I wish for a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 53 minutes ago, Squirrelwatcher said: I wish for a sandwich. Granted but Argus' pet cat eats it I want to teach dogs to wield swords so they can go all Dark Souls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus the Awful he/him Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 17 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted but Argus' pet cat eats it I want to teach dogs to wield swords so they can go all Dark Souls Granted but they melt in sunlight I wish for a flying house that eats people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Granted. It eats you. I wish i could play all the instruments in the entire world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 58 minutes ago, Szeth Facpalm said: Granted. It eats you. I wish i could play all the instruments in the entire world. Granted. But you're horrible at it. I wish there were no exams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix he/him Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 39 minutes ago, Elf_at_heart said: Granted. But you're horrible at it. I wish there were no exams. Granted. You now have pop quizzes every week. I wish for world peace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Zennix said: Granted. You now have pop quizzes every week. I wish for world peace Granted, the world explodes, no more world, no more war I wish for the ability to yeet politicians into the void 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, the world explodes, no more world, no more war I wish for the ability to yeet politicians into the void Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine. I wish that I could wish for something to wish for for this wish, and not just inadvertently create wish-ception, and that I could then, having received my wish of knowing what to wish for, travel back in time to wish for that instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Knight of Iron said: Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix he/him Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said: Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine. I wish that I could wish for something to wish for for this wish, and not just inadvertently create wish-ception, and that I could then, having received my wish of knowing what to wish for, travel back in time to wish for that instead. Not granted. You bit your tongue while trying to make that wish thereby making it invalid. The Nightwatcher pities you and gives you a much smaller tongue. I wish to dream vividly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Zennix said: Not granted. You bit your tongue while trying to make that wish thereby making it invalid. The Nightwatcher pities you and gives you a much smaller tongue. I wish to dream vividly. Granted; You dream vividly, but now reality seems but a dream. You don’t know what’s real anymore. I wish my tongue were returned to normal size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Granted. Your nose is now 11 inches long. I wish that I could beat a video game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 8/25/2021 at 6:31 PM, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. Your nose is now 11 inches long. I wish that I could beat a video game. Granted, you’ve won virtual tic tac toe, but you’ve angered the tic tac toe gods. I wish my nose was no longer 11 inches long, and it was normal sized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish my nose was no longer 11 inches long, and it was normal sized. Granted. It is now the normal size for a giant 100 times you size I wish for a nice haircut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. It is now the normal size for a giant 100 times you size I wish for a nice haircut. Granted, your new puke-green Mohawk compliments everyone who walks by you. I wish my nose and all of my body parts were properly proportioned to each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish my nose and all of my body parts were properly proportioned to each other. Granted. You are now 3 inches tall. I wish for an awesome hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 (edited) Granted. You are now deathly allergic to all foods that are not vegan and gluten free. I wish for a wish without a boon Edit: BANE! I MEAN BANE! Edited August 27, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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