Knight of Iron Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Just now, Szeth Facpalm said: Granted. You are now deathly allergic to all foods that are not vegan and gluten free. I wish for a wish without a boon The Nightwatcher turns you down and tells you to come again another time. I wish that I could look at a book and instantly know everything inside of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish that I could look at a book and instantly know everything inside of it. Granted. Too bad it works through matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 You have not made a wish. The Nightwatcher is confused. I wish french fries were a proper dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Elf_at_heart said: I wish french fries were a proper dinner. Granted. the worldwide obesity rate quadruples. I wish for a good score on my SAT tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Granted, you can't use it to apply to any school I wish I don't have to grow up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Granted, you start growing down. I wish for one day where I can do whatever I want with no repercussions, and then that day is erased forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 (edited) Granted. Its erased from your memory as well so you have no memory of doing those awesome things. I wish there was no schoolwork. Edited August 28, 2021 by Elf_at_heart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mage he/him Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Granted. Then the English language changes the word for school to adwalist and you now have adwalistwork. I wish for mad guitar skills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix he/him Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Mage said: Granted. Then the English language changes the word for school to adwalist and you now have adwalistwork. I wish for mad guitar skills Granted. You are now admitted to a Psychiatric hospital because you were found naked in the streets performing an imaginary rock concert for an imaginary audience. I wish for protection from insanity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 On 8/28/2021 at 4:23 PM, Zennix said: I wish for protection from insanity. Granted. You're encased in a 5 meter cube of lead. Ain't no crazy getting through that. Your bane is that your nose itches, you know, cuz it's filled with lead. I wish that I had a purple crayon that could alter both time and space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 Why a purple crayon? Why not a blue one? Your bane is that you’ll always be covered in sticky crayon goo. I wish for the ability to change the past and while I’m doing it I can see how it affects the future 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 14 hours ago, The One Ring said: I wish for the ability to change the past and while I’m doing it I can see how it affects the future Granted. You can change things that happened in the last 5 minutes. Your bane is that you get kidnapped by terrorists while you're asleep, and they force you to help them. I wish for a truthless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 16 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for a truthless. Granted! @Truthless of Shinovar, I'm afraid you've been... selected by a purveyor of some fine tastes I wish for Brandon Sanderson, Andrew Rowe, John Bierce collaboration crossover novels, goddammit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 *poofs into existence* Yes, tis I! Truthless of Shinovar! However, Nameless, you’re bane is that you receive a name and it is Hubert Keagen III! (No offense if that’s anyone’s name here). Honorless, your bane is that you are also part of said collaboration, and the brunt of the responsibility and the work falls upon you. I wish for a piano teacher! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for a piano teacher! Granted. I am now your piano teacher. I think that's enough of a bane for you I wish for some cool rocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 Granted. They are huge and they crush you. I wish for some doughnuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 On 9/3/2021 at 6:47 AM, Szeth's Facepalm said: I wish for some doughnuts Yes but those donuts were originally supposed to be sent to Katakuri and he's not happy about you having his donuts. And you, you are not Luffy. So, tough luck when Katakuri finds you munching on his donuts. I wish for... oh! I wish for a Devil Fruit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Caesar Clown hand you a shiny new SMILE, when you bite into it, however, nothing happens (except for, of course something that is a spoiler) I wish for a tablecloth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Doomstick said: I wish for a tablecloth Granted. It is hilariously ugly. I wish to know exactly what I want to go to college for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Music. You gain permanent tinnitus I wish for some cool flags of cosmere countries to be released 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Doomstick said: Music. You gain permanent tinnitus Is that supposed to be a curse? I already have that 6 minutes ago, Doomstick said: I wish for some cool flags of cosmere countries to be released Granted. Brandon spends his every waking moment for the next 16 years developing flags for every country that he'll ever make in the entire Cosmere. I wish to be able to pick locks really well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 21 minutes ago, Nameless said: Is that supposed to be a curse? I already have that Granted. Brandon spends his every waking moment for the next 16 years developing flags for every country that he'll ever make in the entire Cosmere. I wish to be able to pick locks really well. Granted, your taste when it comes to locks is impeccable, and no one in the land can rival your sense of style. Your bane is that every lock you ever come into contact with will be locked and can’t be unlocked. I wish for green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 You get green: Hank Green! Welcome to Crash Course Chemistry! Your bane is that there is a hungry crow that follows you always i wish for better air quality 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Doomstick said: Caesar Clown hand you a shiny new SMILE, when you bite into it, however, nothing happens (except for, of course something that is a spoiler) Dammit 6 hours ago, Doomstick said: I wish for better air quality Granted, in exchange for worse water quality. Next time you turn on your faucet, a cat crawls out of it, proving once and for all that cats are liquid. I wish for the red coat from A Darker Shade of Magic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Honorless said: Dammit *laughs* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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