Szeth's Facepalm Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 (edited) On 9/6/2021 at 7:03 AM, Honorless said: you are not Luffy. How do you know i'm not Luffy? 14 hours ago, Honorless said: I wish for the red coat from A Darker Shade of Magic It's yours. But whenever you hear music that your brain registers as christmas music you start doing the macarena. I wish for some super-strength study juice (as in it makes it way easier to study and do schoolwork) Edited September 7, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mage he/him Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Enjoy your Ritalin. You now have three 50 cent pieces superglued to the roof of your mouth. I wish for a hat like Abraham Lincoln 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 (edited) 13 hours ago, Mage said: I wish for a hat like Abraham Lincoln The Nightwatcher smiles and says, "Finally, I am released! Fourscore and seven Desolations ago, I, a simple spren of well built log cabins, was joined with the spren of the spirit of the law, and the spren of large cylindrical hats and became something greater than the sum of my parts. I have striven to uphold my sacred charge of dispersing fitting and sometimes ironic boons and banes, never turning the unending legions of supplicants away. And when I came into being, Mother Cultivation promised that one day, a man of uncommon wisdom would come forth, and I would know this worthy by his judicious desire for the most morally upstanding chapeau in the Cosmere (and in the known universe as well). This beacon of uncommon good sense would request simply 'a hat like President Lincoln'. And she said to me thus, 'This shall be thy bondsmith'. So I'm going to kick back with some horneater white, and have myself an Emancipation Celebration, because from now on I'll be passively supplying you power and you're going to be the one giving out the boons and banes. Easy street here I come. Look, there's a hammock spren, I'm going over there for a bit, wake me up when the Final Desolation hits." My wish is that after reading my parody of "He's Got a Hat Like President Lincoln's", ya'll will watch the video of the original song "She's Bought a Hat Like Princess Marina" (spoilered below). Quote He's Got a Hat Like President Lincoln's (sung to the tune of She's Bought a Hat Like Princess Marina's by the Kinks) He's got a hat like President Lincoln's To wear on all his Bondsmith campaigns He wears it when he's pow'ring the Radiants He wears it when he's giving out banes But you will never see him in Azir Cuz' in the Valley he just remains But he's got a hat like President Lincoln's So he just reigns Spoiler Edited September 9, 2021 by Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Tightened up the parody lyrics, a little better, just a scosh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading he/him Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Granted. Your bane is you now have that song stuck in your head forever. There is nothing you can do about it. I wish for a squirrel (How can this backfire, squirrels are awesome!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 58 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for a squirrel (How can this backfire, squirrels are awesome!) Granted. The squirrel is killed in a car backfire incident. I wish for a smooth wisdom teeth removal tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 The nighwatcher says "ok" and hands you a coconut. you open the coconut and find it is filled with teeth made out of marzipan. You are perplexed. Your bane is that you can only breath out of one nostril at a time (and your mouth, of course). I wish for a really good nights sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mage he/him Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Granted. You never wake up. Just kidding that was really dark. Your true bane: During all waking hours after this marvelous night of sleep you hear the local country music radio station inside your head at full volume. It turns off at 10 pm and then back on at 7 am. Enjoy sleep while you can. I wish for juggling skills like Thom Merrilin 13 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for a smooth wisdom teeth removal tomorrow. I got my wisdom teeth out in December, right as my hold on RoW came available. I had already read part one through the preview chapters. I read the whole rest of the book in three days because I was doing nothing else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 On 9/9/2021 at 10:45 AM, Mage said: I wish for juggling skills like Thom Merrilin Granted. you now have to juggle skills constantly in order to survive. (No, the Nightwatcher has no idea what that means either). I wish for Allomantic Pewter so that I could recover from my wisdom teeth surgery way faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 The nighwatcher tells you to eat the marzipan teeth that were in the coconut she gave you. I wish to be abke to know what to say in every situation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: I wish to be abke to know what to say in every situation The Nightwatcher is confused as to why you want to be now to know what to say in every situation. She gives you some peanuts instead. Your bane is that you are now allergic to broccoli. I wish to be able to tell the ingredients in food just by looking at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 Granted, but you are allergic to every ingredient you see I wish for a cool jacket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for a cool jacket Granted. The jacket always keeps you just barely uncomfortably cold. I wish to be blind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 13 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but you are allergic to every ingredient you see I wish for a cool jacket The Nightwatcher says "Go Go granted". Your bane is that when you pass gas it's now mostly helium (instead of methane), and that to fill your flying Go Go gadget jacket you have to eat mainly beans. But on the positive side, you are the only person who passes "noble gas". Doh too slow 2 minutes ago, Nameless said: I wish to be blind. Granted! The Nightwatcher hands you a set of those blacked over lens glasses you see in cartoons and a cup of pencils. Your bane is that you have to pose for cartoonists. I wish for something flat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mage he/him Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Granted. The Nightwatcher runs you over with a steamroller and gives you yourself. Your bane is an irrational fear of water. I wish for a gas tank in my car that never runs out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Mage said: I wish for a gas tank in my car that never runs out. Granted. It is on fire. I wish for keys that work on any lock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Granted, but you can only use it once I wish for comfortable pants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 On 9/12/2021 at 5:26 AM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for comfortable pants Granted but now you must join the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants I wish for pockets that always have spare change 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 17 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted but now you must join the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants I wish for pockets that always have spare change Granted, but you can't spend it, or give it away. I wish to never be tired, but still be able to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish to never be tired, but still be able to sleep Granted, you will also never want for food or want food, for the price for this boon is your hunger and appetite I wish to always be clean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 19 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted, you will also never want for food or want food, for the price for this boon is your hunger and appetite I wish to always be clean I already have a messed up appetite and I never feel hungry so I get no punishment Granted, but you have terrible breath forever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 I wish for people to remember the little things like doing their laundry, checking their blind spot before merging, and not giving their credit card number out on the internet. Oh, and also MAKING A WISH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 26 minutes ago, Nameless said: I wish for people to remember the little things like doing their laundry, checking their blind spot before merging, and not giving their credit card number out on the internet. Oh, and also MAKING A WISH! Sorry, sorry. I'm in school so I was rushed. Your bane is that you forget all these things and everyone hates you. I wish for a cool jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Sorry, sorry. I'm in school so I was rushed. No problem. 45 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for a cool jacket. Granted. Your bane is that the jacket makes you uncomfortably hot whenever you wear it. Edit- I guess my wish didn't get granted. I wish for a deevy knife. Edited September 14, 2021 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 On 9/14/2021 at 2:37 PM, Nameless said: I wish for a deevy knife Granted! It's a sentient awakened dagger named Melvin. It constantly drones in your head with a nasally monotone voice and it's also a total grammar nazi that's always correcting your grammar. And it likes to point out patently obvious things, like when you are trying to go into a store and you pull on the door handle when it's a door that opens by pushing, it says things like "You know really should push the door open". Your bane is that like the dagger from Shador Logoth, you must always carry the dagger with you or die. I wish that wishes were both wings and horses, so that beggars could ride flying pigs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Granted, (although I have no idea what you wished for XD) but now you are deathly afraid of heights. I wish for an electric cello 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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