Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Ookla the unintelligible said: Granted. Everyone ignores the standardization. wish.com shopping? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 16 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said: wish.com shopping? Hello? I'd like to order a wish for *garbled static* and *high pitched whining* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Ookla the unintelligible said: Hello? I'd like to order a wish for *garbled static* and *high pitched whining* The Nightwatcher brought you a puppy and some human teeth! Lucky you. It is also cursed and you will die in a year. I wish for some sweet [hyperlink blocked]. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said: The Nightwatcher brought you a puppy and some human teeth! Lucky you. It is also cursed and you will die in a year. A- a year? I have to wait an entire year for it to die? Can't it die sooner? A living set of human teeth will scare me the puppy. 2 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said: I wish for some sweet [hyperlink blocked]. Granted. The nightwatcher gives you some sweet teeth. Don't ask if they're alive. I wish for a shardcontroller that works with every game system and works perfectly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 Granted. All of your games are now upside down I wish for the ability to win every board game I play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 Granted. Nobody wants to play with you anymore. You will die in five years. I wish for superhuman speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Granted. You do not have the ability to control it. You run into a wall at high speed and die. I wish for a better internet connection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Granted! Your couch grows legs and walks away. I wish for infinite wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 I don't have a couch... Granted, but the bane from the first wish kills you. I wish to be a Mistborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Granted. You are now allergic to all metal. I wish for stocks in wish.com. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 (edited) Granted. You get two stocks in wish.com. Your left foot's toes have all fused together. I wish to see Cultivation and not die. Edit: I say "not die" just so that's not my bane, but I guess that's not really my decision. Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Johnny Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Granted! Your couch grows to an enormous size I wish for infinite wishes with no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 (edited) Error 403 - Forbidden ("Ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes.") I wish for a fast laptop computer. Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Johnny Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Granted, but it has the worst battery life ever I wish for a cool gun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 Granted, but fashions move on, and your gun is now impossibly tacky. I wish for immortality until I don't want it anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 Granted. You're immortal, but you become a Hoed. I wish for a number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 3. That’s the number of months you have left to live. I wish for a letter (either kind). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 The letter comes telling you that you’re bankrupt. Oof. I wish for an infinite supply of bread pudding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 Granted. It envelops the entire cosmere. The Nightwatcher isn’t sure why you wanted that, and doesn’t give you a bane, because she’s feeling nice. I wish to not need sleep, ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Granted. This comes in the form of a little hammer hitting you on the head whenever you feel sleepy. I wish that I didn't have allergies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Granted! Instead, you have lots and lots of anxiety. I wish that I didn't have lots and lots of anxiety. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Granted. The nightwatcher realizes that the bane isn't supposed to be connected to the boon, so she deletes your 17th Shard account. I wish people knew how to speak English correctly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 They gain that ability, but you lose it. I wish for my assignments that are due not to be due. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Boon granted. Instead, they're overdue. Good luck! (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.) The Nightwatcher decides that she's tortured you enough with the twisting of your wish, so gives you a gentle bane: you now don't like the taste or texture of bananas. I wish for an invisible pocket that is always right next to me and has unlimited space with which to hold items. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Ookla of Anarchy and Chaos said: Boon granted. Instead, they're overdue. Good luck! (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.) The Nightwatcher decides that she's tortured you enough with the twisting of your wish, so gives you a gentle bane: you now don't like the taste or texture of bananas. I wish for an invisible pocket that is always right next to me and has unlimited space with which to hold items. How is that gentle???? Bananas are Harmony’s gift to humankind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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