Quivil she/her Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 12 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said: How is that gentle???? Bananas are Harmony’s gift to humankind. *cackles* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 19 hours ago, Ookla of Anarchy and Chaos said: I wish for an invisible pocket that is always right next to me and has unlimited space with which to hold items. Granted. It likes eating all your friends and family. I wish that Silksong would come out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Granted. Frustration wins the bet. I wish for a million billion dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Granted. The Nightwatcher is feeling generous today, so you get no bane. Enjoy you million billion pieces of worthless paper. I wish Brandon would publish the Way of Kings. (The in-world book by Nohadon) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Granted. He then dies of a heart attack. I wish to have dinner with the Nightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Granted. She poisons your food. You die. I wish for 7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Granted. You get seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive gooooolden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Your bane is that whenever you say the words five, gold, or ring, you have to say them in a really drawn out manner. I wish for an awesome idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Granted, but no one else thinks it's awesome I wish for a good pen that will never run out of ink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Granted. You have a sudden stupor of thought whenever you try to write something. I wish for fish with a "swish, swish." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Granted, whatever that is. Your fish dies a slow, painful death over the space of a week. I wish for a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 (edited) Granted. You get Durin's bane. Your bane is that he's now your only friend. I wish for F-copper, so that I would stop forgetting to wish so often. Edited December 16, 2021 by Ookla the unintelligible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 You get F-copper! You have to be burning A-copper at all times or you die. I wish for hair that looks nice and is easy to deal with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Granted. You get a nice looking, professionally made toupee. I wish for Thomas the Tank Engine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Granted! He’s just like he is in all of those cursed images! You’re having fun, aren’t you? heheheheheheeheh I wish for murder to be legal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Granted, but only if it's you that was murdered I wish for peanut butter m&ms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Granted. Your eyes start bleeding and can’t stop I wish for a knife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. You can't cut anybody or anything with it. I wish for a lighter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. It doesn’t work. I wish for a Skyward slug (taynix?) plushie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted! You go deaf and vomit blood once a day. I wish to win the leatherbound set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said: I wish to win the leatherbound set. Don’t we all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: Don’t we all. *sigh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. $10,000 has been deducted from your bank account. I wish for my Windows programs to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted! You now have crippling anxiety. I wish for a bagel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted! All bagels you eat taste like moldy cheese. I wish I could have Voidbringer rep rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Granted. The mods ban you for breaking the rules. I wish to have 20/20 eyesight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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