DramaQueen Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 Granted. You now have no way of being able to tell if you are harmed, so you will die before you ever feel it. Also, you can't feel anything at all; not hugs, not blankets, not anything. But no pain, so congrats, I guess. I wish to be in New Mexico 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 You may be in New Mexico, but you may never leave its borders again! I wish to own a library 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 Granted. The library is full of ancient vampires. They do not take kindly to a human walking in and saying they own it. You are found the next day hanging on the old ash tree, all the blood drained from your corpse. The townsfolk shake their heads, and silently bury you. ...I wish that hadn't been my first thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 Granted. Your first thought was to give them a link to their library. I wish for the ability to trick people into doing what I want them to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 …apparently, you already have it. I wish to win this game of House War. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Granted, but all your friends now hate you I wish for a red pepper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Granted but its in your nose now. I wish for books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Granted, but there are so many books that you are buried in an avalanche of them and are in danger of being crushed I wish to be able to write like Brandon Sanderson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiaLaD10 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Granted, you now have his handwritting I wish to be the best looking person in the world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 granted but everyone is chasing you at every moment of every day. I wish for a credit card that never runs out (Christmas shopping ya know) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Granted. You'll always be grateful that it never sprouts legs and runs away. I wish for perfect eyesight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 granted but your ears fail I wish for the ability to read and own Stormlight five whenever I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 Granted, but your memory of the previous books has been totally erased. I wish for a chocolate chip cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 Granted. It’s from the Alleyverse. I wish to win at Mario Kart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 Granted. You are doomed to play the worst video game you can think of for all eternity. I wish the Shard was more active. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 Granted, so many people start using it that it crashes I wish for a car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring she/her Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 Granted, you are now blind and deaf I wish I’m 16 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 (edited) Granted. Your name has been legally changed to "Sixteen". I wish for the ability to not be able to not undo the things that I really wish that I did not didn't not do in my life. Spoiler Happy 400th page. Edited January 4, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 Granted. If you regret anything at all, it no longer happened. Let's see how long it takes before this wish disappears. I wish that Mistborn would get a really good movie adaptation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 Granted. The movie is five hours long with exact dialogue from the book and terrible CGI during the actions scenes I wish that Legion would be made into a tv show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 (edited) Granted. Legion is a TV show (first released in the year 20712). Your bane is that all foods you eat taste like sand. I wish to get Voidbringer rep rank. Edited January 4, 2022 by Voidspawn forgt to ask for boon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 Granted. You can know only understand Lithuanian, no other languages. I wish to have every book I want at will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 Granted. You're blind and deaf. I wish for three nontoxic rice dumplings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said: Granted. ...it's not working 2 hours ago, Robin Hatter said: I wish for three nontoxic rice dumplings. Granted. You get 1,000,000 rice dumplings. All but three are toxic, and you don't know what is what. Your bane is you can only see in the colors black and black. I wish to become an un-shatterable Adonalsium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Granted, your mind is destroyed and your essence is converted into the power of Adonalsium, which waits for a vessel. I wish for a simple dish of breakfast potatoes every morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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